Current Events > Fucking coconut crabs, man >_____>

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Jagr_68 08/23/21 10:43:57 PM #1:	https://youtu.be/dXJmE5yANe8 I have a feeling not even fire of man can tame these giant clawed monsters --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:957379125] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/dXJmE5yANe8 I have a feeling not even fire of man can tame these giant clawed monsters </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabrestorm 08/23/21 10:47:00 PM #2:	When I went to Diego Garcia we were told to keep an eye out for them --- I am what i am and that's all that i am <cite>sabrestorm posted [p:957379220] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>When I went to Diego Garcia we were told to keep an eye out for them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 08/23/21 10:47:55 PM #3:	sabrestorm posted... When I went to Diego Garcia we were told to keep an eye out for them they like to drop coconuts on people's head. calculating bastards.... they wait for human then drop one on the noggin. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:957379238] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>sabrestorm posted...</cite> <quote>When I went to Diego Garcia we were told to keep an eye out for them </quote> they like to drop coconuts on people's head. calculating bastards.... they wait for human then drop one on the noggin.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 08/23/21 10:48:26 PM #4:	Don't fuck crabs tc --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:957379252] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>Don't fuck crabs tc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 08/23/21 10:53:20 PM #5:	Smackems posted... Don't fuck crabs tc Their right pincers can snap an arm in a less than minute soooo noted. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:957379398] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Don't fuck crabs tc</quote> Their right pincers can snap an arm in a less than minute soooo noted. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 08/23/21 10:55:40 PM #6:	https://www.popsci.com/story/animals/why-everything-becomes-crab-meme-carcinization/ --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:957379458] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>https://www.popsci.com/story/animals/why-everything-becomes-crab-meme-carcinization/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kingbuffet 08/23/21 10:56:01 PM #7:	Apparently theyre edible too <cite>Kingbuffet posted [p:957379469] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>Apparently theyre edible too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 08/23/21 11:00:02 PM #8:	Kingbuffet posted... Apparently theyre edible too I mean it's still a crab at the end of the day lol. Wonder if the meat's already naturally seasoned in coconut milk/water or in that video's sake, pork --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:957379582] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>Kingbuffet posted... </cite> <quote>Apparently theyre edible too</quote> I mean it's still a crab at the end of the day lol. Wonder if the meat's already naturally seasoned in coconut milk/water or in that video's sake, pork </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 08/23/21 11:03:20 PM #9:	Jagr_68 posted... Their right pincers can snap an arm in a less than minute soooo noted. Only less than 60 seconds? --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:957379669] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>Jagr_68 posted... </cite> <quote>Their right pincers can snap an arm in a less than minute soooo noted.</quote>Only less than 60 seconds? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 08/23/21 11:09:01 PM #10:	Arcanine2009 posted... Only less than 60 seconds? idk the notion around their strength is that the large pincer can crush over 300lbs but they're still slow creatures. Apparently it takes a few days for them to open up a coconut by poking holes inside first and then splitting the hole out by plugging and then opening up the claws. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:957379801] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>Arcanine2009 posted... </cite> <quote>Only less than 60 seconds?</quote> idk the notion around their strength is that the large pincer can crush over 300lbs but they're still slow creatures. Apparently it takes a few days for them to open up a coconut by poking holes inside first and then splitting the hole out by plugging and then opening up the claws. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 08/25/21 3:03:39 AM #11:	They adorable tc <cite>JTilly posted [p:957415031] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>They adorable tc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 08/25/21 3:14:38 AM #12:	Imagine if you threw a bunch of football helmets on the beach for their big asses to crawl into --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:957415180] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>Imagine if you threw a bunch of football helmets on the beach for their big asses to crawl into </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
indica 08/25/21 3:17:11 AM #13:	So did they find Amelia? --- There is no good. There is no evil. There just is. <cite>indica posted [p:957415207] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>So did they find Amelia? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lurknomore 08/25/21 3:28:13 AM #14:	Respect crabs <cite>lurknomore posted [p:957415319] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>Respect crabs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heliogabalus 08/25/21 3:45:25 AM #15:	Returning_CEmen posted... https://www.popsci.com/story/animals/why-everything-becomes-crab-meme-carcinization/ They said I could be anything so I became crab --- An anthropophagus on Mars <cite>Heliogabalus posted [p:957415487] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite> <quote>https://www.popsci.com/story/animals/why-everything-becomes-crab-meme-carcinization/</quote>They said I could be anything so I became crab </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 08/25/21 3:46:17 AM #16:	Dammit did tc fuck a crab --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:957415495] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>Dammit did tc fuck a crab </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 08/25/21 10:53:18 AM #17:	Smackems posted... Dammit did tc fuck a crab Do I look like a Crabfucker to you? lurknomore posted... Respect crabs indica posted... So did they find Amelia? Uhhh, doesn't look good for her. Might have to ask the coconut crabs --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:957421656] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Dammit did tc fuck a crab</quote> Do I look like a Crabfucker to you? lurknomore posted... </cite> <quote>Respect crabs</quote> indica posted... </cite> <quote>So did they find Amelia?</quote> Uhhh, doesn't look good for her. Might have to ask the coconut crabs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
refmon 08/25/21 10:54:08 AM #18:	why does everything evolve into crabs? --- If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!! <cite>refmon posted [p:957421670] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>why does everything evolve into crabs? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 08/25/21 10:54:18 AM #19:	a coconut that is also a crab? what kind of madness is this?? <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:957421674] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>a coconut that is also a crab? what kind of madness is this?? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 08/25/21 11:00:01 AM #20:	ZevLoveDOOM posted... a coconut that is also a crab? what kind of madness is this?? Ikr What's next? Pineapple crabs? --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:957421839] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>ZevLoveDOOM posted... </cite> <quote>a coconut that is also a crab? what kind of madness is this??</quote> Ikr What's next? Pineapple crabs? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 08/25/21 11:00:36 AM #21:	They seem so convenient. Just grab one off a tree in the backyard, free crab dinner. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:957421857] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>They seem so convenient. Just grab one off a tree in the backyard, free crab dinner. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 08/25/21 11:02:12 AM #22:	Yeah about that... --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:957421898] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>Yeah about that... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 08/25/21 11:02:41 AM #23:	So now I know where to hide the bodies. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:957421907] in Fucking co... [t:79628705]...</cite> <quote>So now I know where to hide the bodies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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