Current Events > Married Men - "Don't ever get married."

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WingsOfGood
08/23/21 11:25:23 AM
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Married Women - "I won't remarry if you pass away sweety."

Single People - "I wanna get married so badly!"
"Nah I am a pua and enjoy the single life."
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VipaGTS
08/23/21 11:27:35 AM
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You bored?

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WingsOfGood
08/23/21 11:28:11 AM
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VipaGTS posted...
You bored?

This is an odd question to ask a CEman.
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MedeaLysistrata
08/23/21 11:29:10 AM
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so you like relationship dynamics and card games

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WingsOfGood
08/23/21 11:30:32 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
so you like relationship dynamics and card games

Is this supposed to be some joke I not getting or you seriously trying to figure me out.
I post about many more things than this.
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MedeaLysistrata
08/23/21 12:19:19 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
you seriously trying to figure me out.
this

WingsOfGood posted...
I post about many more things than this.
These two things are what I've noticed most. I'll keep an eye out for your other topics


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SoulLand
08/23/21 12:32:10 PM
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I'm single. I don't see any benefit in love marriage.

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Pepys Monster
08/23/21 12:35:23 PM
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Boomers: "My wife cooks, cleans, is faithful, and I hate her."

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Lordgold666
08/23/21 3:32:01 PM
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Shell be fucking your friends before your body is cold lol

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LordMarshal
08/23/21 3:34:51 PM
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People that suck at thing: Dont do this thing.

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Were_Wyrm
08/23/21 3:35:19 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Shell be fucking your friends before your body is cold lol
Jokes on her, I don't have friends!

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Lordgold666
08/23/21 3:35:25 PM
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Lol

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WingsOfGood
08/23/21 3:36:32 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
People that suck at thing: Dont do this thing.

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ShotgunSilencer
08/23/21 3:39:24 PM
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I dunno. I've been married 15+ years. I love being married. My wife is pretty damn awesome. Gets on my nerves sometimes, but that's gonna happen with anyone you live with for a long time.

Marriage probably isn't for everyone, but it can be a great thing.

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LordMarshal
08/23/21 3:42:42 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
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You suck at marriage so you tell people not to get married as well as other people that suck at marriage giving the same advice.

Its sad i had to explain a basic sentence to you: maybe you could marry someone that can read better....

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WingsOfGood
08/23/21 3:45:46 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
You suck at marriage so you tell people not to get married as well as other people that suck at marriage giving the same advice.

Its sad i had to explain a basic sentence to you: maybe you could marry someone that can read better....

Everyone who says this sucks at marriage? Lmao
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LordMarshal
08/23/21 3:46:16 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Everyone who says this sucks at marriage? Lmao

Yes

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gunplagirl
08/23/21 3:55:05 PM
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The straights are at it again

Don't marry someone you don't enjoy being with, and don't rush into marriage without living together first. This is so much less common among lesbians because that u-haul joke is real.

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RickyTheBAWSE
08/23/21 3:59:45 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
The straights are at it again

Don't marry someone you don't enjoy being with, and don't rush into marriage without living together first. This is so much less common among lesbians because that u-haul joke is real.


I don't know why you feel like the bolded part was necessary, but you probably shouldn't be trying to dish it out when you know you can't take it.
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BobanMarjanovic
08/23/21 4:02:06 PM
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It's okay to be straight

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RickyTheBAWSE
08/23/21 4:04:08 PM
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it's okay, but could be better if you could eat a corndog without a fork.
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The Trent
08/23/21 4:04:30 PM
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The Trent - "this topic"

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gunplagirl
08/23/21 4:04:34 PM
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RickyTheBAWSE posted...
I don't know why you feel like the bolded part was necessary, but you probably shouldn't be trying to dish it out when you know you can't take it.
It's a meme. Sorry you have skin weaker than wet 1 ply toilet paper.


I would have thought you'd be just fine with jokes, considering.

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RickyTheBAWSE
08/23/21 4:07:32 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
RickyTheBAWSE posted...
I don't know why you feel like the bolded part was necessary, but you probably shouldn't be trying to dish it out when you know you can't take it.
It's a meme. Sorry you have skin weaker than wet 1 ply toilet paper.
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I would have thought you'd be just fine with jokes, considering.


my point was already clear, but I bolded you multiple times to emphasis that I'm talking specifically about you. somebody who cries as much as you should not say anything, lol.

my own feelings are just fine. I'm talking about you.
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gunplagirl
08/23/21 4:11:41 PM
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RickyTheBAWSE posted...
my point was already clear, but I bolded you multiple times to emphasis that I'm talking specifically about you. somebody who cries as much as you should not say anything, lol.

my own feelings are just fine. I'm talking about you.
I do not get how you can be so offended. You must be discriminated against all day every day and especially by the government if you are so on edge all the time. Take some time to calm down and relax.

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Kloe_Rinz
08/23/21 4:16:24 PM
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RickyTheBAWSE posted...
I don't know why you feel like the bolded part was necessary
Shes an extremely hateful and bigoted person
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RickyTheBAWSE
08/23/21 4:16:58 PM
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you've got quite a reputation for being unhinged lmao.

"I'm not angry and offended, you are!" lol
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MaddenDude--
08/23/21 4:17:57 PM
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It literally just depends on your personality whether you should get married, have kids, or stay in a long-term relationship and not get married, or just stay single

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Flauros
08/23/21 4:18:33 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
It's a meme. Sorry you have skin weaker than wet 1 ply toilet paper.

I dont think you should be calling anyone out over being sensitive >_>

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RickyTheBAWSE
08/23/21 4:19:36 PM
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I feel like men who say "don't get married" say that while they can still take care of themselves, lol.
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gunplagirl
08/23/21 4:23:23 PM
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Flauros posted...
I dont think you should be calling anyone out over being sensitive >_>
Hey he started it reeeeeing like that. I didn't call him out, I only said it after he kept repeating the same thing. How sad. :'(

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