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HylianFox
08/22/21 10:21:37 AM
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Heathens

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The Trent
08/22/21 10:22:05 AM
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I dont need a building to help me be down with God

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Maze_
08/22/21 10:22:25 AM
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God doesn't exist

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JimmyFraska
08/22/21 10:23:14 AM
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Covid, but it doesn't matter my gf and I are about to watch the online worship service and then do our own Bible study
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BLooD WoLf
08/22/21 10:23:21 AM
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best time to go grocery shopping

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Dreepapult
08/22/21 10:24:49 AM
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I listened to my rabbi yesterday online

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HylianFox
08/22/21 10:25:12 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_ekjRWkX6A

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Twin3Turbo
08/22/21 10:25:28 AM
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Cause I have zero interest in anyones god

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monkmith
08/22/21 10:25:33 AM
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last time i entered one i burst into flames, it was very awkward so i decided never to return.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
08/22/21 10:29:30 AM
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Drinking booze and smoking non filtered cigarettes.

That would look weird in Church.

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Hambo the Hog
08/22/21 10:40:18 AM
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Cuz I'm tiiiiired. And staying in bed is more in line with my worldview anyway.

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Ushiromiya
08/22/21 10:40:52 AM
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Quorthon109
08/22/21 10:41:25 AM
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Havent been to a service in 18 years

Also theres a tropical storm outside

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masticatingman
08/22/21 10:42:32 AM
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Speaking from experience of basically going to church every Sunday until I was in college, I think it's just a familial thing that people can find comfort in.

And I'm not anti-religious. But going to church wasn't it for me.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
08/22/21 10:46:56 AM
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masticatingman posted...
Speaking from experience of basically going to church every Sunday until I was in college, I think it's just a familial thing that people can find comfort in.

And I'm not anti-religious. But going to church wasn't it for me.

Some people do it just because family, friends and sometimes coworkers are there.

Like a weekly reunion of some sorts where you can hang and it not be about business.


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Lokison
08/22/21 10:48:25 AM
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Jesus said the wicked would be gone.
Odin said hed keep the giants out of midgard.

When's the last time you saw a giant?

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nevershine
08/22/21 10:49:08 AM
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i dunno. got shit to do.

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Glob
08/22/21 10:50:35 AM
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Why would I waste my weekends doing that?
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MrResetti
08/22/21 10:55:27 AM
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Turbam
08/22/21 11:06:25 AM
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I have work in thirty minutes

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Oderus Urungus
08/22/21 12:02:01 PM
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It felt disrespectful to go on his day off.
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V-E-G-Y-
08/22/21 12:06:33 PM
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Because i don't believe in da church, maybe it was jesus's house when it first started but dey are now all corrupted with evil
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Heartomaton
08/22/21 12:08:28 PM
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I'm not in the mood to burst into flames today.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
08/22/21 1:47:43 PM
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MrResetti posted...
Church starts at 11

9:00 to 1:00 here.

You're on your own after.

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TheRadiant
08/22/21 1:51:00 PM
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I'm a filthy heathen

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SSJPurple
08/22/21 1:55:23 PM
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Because I hate church

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Ivynn
08/22/21 1:56:53 PM
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Because I'm a grown-up now, Mom, and you can't drag me to a building against my will anymore!

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kawalimus
08/22/21 1:58:21 PM
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Cause I'm out birding on sunday mornings :)
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TerrifyingRei
08/22/21 2:00:52 PM
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because Sea of Thieves is more important

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Cornmuffins
08/22/21 2:04:00 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...


9:00 to 1:00 here.

You're on your own after.


Surely this is 4 sermons or something? I haven't been to church in over a decade
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Tsuyoi3
08/22/21 2:15:10 PM
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Because I'm in the hospital.

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Axiom
08/22/21 2:16:38 PM
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I think the last time I went to church was 15 years ago and only because this girl wanted me to >_>
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Machete
08/22/21 2:17:25 PM
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I don't believe in going to church

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