Current Events > 5 million orgasms but you can no longer make money.

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LordMarshal
08/20/21 7:18:44 PM
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You can still work but you wont receive any money for it.

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Turbam
08/20/21 7:19:54 PM
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All at once?

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TheRadiant
08/20/21 7:20:51 PM
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Sounds like I'd be too busy to work anyway

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bladegash
08/20/21 7:22:27 PM
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... You mean... Like... 5 million times worth of load in one eruption or... Just skeeting 5 million different times whenever you choose?

BC blowing a massive crippling load that might possibly drown me is kindve sexy

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LordMarshal
08/20/21 7:25:33 PM
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If it was one after another you might actually die.....or all at once for that matter.

So i guess in order to not die its at will 5 million times.

If you had 5 million dollars you could spend it however you wanted.

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NoxObscuras
08/20/21 7:26:04 PM
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That's a lot of loads. Even if you spaced it out, you'd be having an orgasm every few minutes in order to reach 5,000,000 before you die of old age.

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Tappor
08/20/21 7:27:33 PM
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No

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LordMarshal
08/20/21 7:28:12 PM
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I wonder if youd just space out from it and forget basic functions like eating. Starving while non stop orgasming......

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JimiHendrix
08/20/21 7:28:33 PM
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Naw, I aint no slave to any one thing
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Duncanwii
08/20/21 7:42:05 PM
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There was a woman who had a condition that put her in a permanent state of orgasm. According to her it wasnt fun.
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Xatrion
08/20/21 7:53:59 PM
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Sperm bank here I come.

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TwoDoorPC
08/20/21 7:59:39 PM
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wouldn't need any more money because i'm pretty sure 5mil orgasms would make my heart explode

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Dakimakura
08/20/21 8:04:08 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
at will 5 million times.

What difference from regular then?

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pfh1001
08/20/21 8:06:24 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
That's a lot of loads. Even if you spaced it out, you'd be having an orgasm every few minutes in order to reach 5,000,000 before you die of old age.


Yeah, I don't see why anyone would want that. If I live another 20 years, it would be 685 orgasms per day. That's nuts.
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uwnim
08/20/21 8:07:19 PM
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So like wireheading?

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NightRender
08/20/21 8:07:51 PM
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Is it contagious?

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bladegash
08/20/21 8:30:08 PM
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pfh1001 posted...
Yeah, I don't see why anyone would want that. If I live another 20 years, it would be 685 orgasms per day. That's nuts.




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3PiesAndAFork
08/20/21 8:32:32 PM
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Xatrion posted...
Sperm bank here I come.


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NoxObscuras
08/20/21 9:19:29 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
There was a woman who had a condition that put her in a permanent state of orgasm. According to her it wasnt fun.

I googled it. It sounds horrific. It's called Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD)

Those who have it often feel permanently on the verge of an orgasm that they can't complete a sort of chronic clitoral constipation.

"Being on the edge of an orgasm 24 hours a day, to the point where you can't sleep, you can't function, you can't even think straight that's not fun."

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WingsOfGood
08/20/21 9:28:32 PM
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Can I trade my ograsms to other people?
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BilalPowell
08/20/21 9:30:25 PM
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Can I trade sperm for a house since I can't have money?

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