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refmon 08/20/21 5:03:35 PM #1:	https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/08/19/every-hot-dog-eaten-shortens-life-36-minutes/?li_source=LI&li_medium=liftigniter-rhr --- If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!! <cite>refmon posted [p:957274647] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/08/19/every-hot-dog-eaten-shortens-life-36-minutes/?li_source=LI&li_medium=liftigniter-rhr </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 08/20/21 5:04:49 PM #2:	we would all be dead. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:957274678] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>we would all be dead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 08/20/21 5:05:23 PM #3:	What if I calculated how many hot dogs I need to eat to die within a week. Doubt it --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:957274699] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>What if I calculated how many hot dogs I need to eat to die within a week. Doubt it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 08/20/21 5:05:23 PM #4:	Glad I'm not Joey Chestnut --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) <cite>Starks posted [p:957274700] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Glad I'm not Joey Chestnut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjs28 08/20/21 5:05:34 PM #6:	Is Kobayashi still alive? --- NeonOctopus's alt >_> <cite>cjs28 posted [p:957274708] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Is Kobayashi still alive? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 08/20/21 5:05:47 PM #7:	I knew my parents wanted me dead when they force fed me all that hot dog mac n cheese with ketchup in it --- The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form. I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:957274713] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>I knew my parents wanted me dead when they force fed me all that hot dog mac n cheese with ketchup in it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 08/20/21 5:05:55 PM #8:	Shame I dont like hot dogs <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:957274719] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Shame I dont like hot dogs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 08/20/21 5:06:29 PM #9:	These experts are probably dumb --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:957274739] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>These experts are probably dumb </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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solosnake 08/20/21 5:07:11 PM #11:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZpHTJTyDyo --- "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade https://imgur.com/MYYEIx5 https://imgur.com/WGE12ef <cite>solosnake posted [p:957274763] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZpHTJTyDyo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 08/20/21 5:07:26 PM #12:	Sends larges amounts of Hotdogs to Donald Trump --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:957274773] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Sends larges amounts of Hotdogs to Donald Trump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nemu 08/20/21 5:07:32 PM #13:	These are always the dumbest articles. <cite>Nemu posted [p:957274776] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>These are always the dumbest articles. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gwynevere 08/20/21 5:08:02 PM #14:	Copy past the article? Cant read because paywall --- A hunter is a hunter...even in a dream <cite>Gwynevere posted [p:957274792] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Copy past the article? Cant read because paywall </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Humble_Novice 08/20/21 5:08:10 PM #15:	But peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are supposed to prolong our life spans?? <cite>Humble_Novice posted [p:957274798] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>But peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are supposed to prolong our life spans?? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 08/20/21 5:08:12 PM #16:	Guess I'll die 36 minutes faster --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:957274801] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Guess I'll die 36 minutes faster </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nemu 08/20/21 5:08:57 PM #17:	Gwynevere posted... Copy past the article? Cant read because paywall If your browser has reader mode, loading reader mode and refreshing worked to bypass it. <cite>Nemu posted [p:957274821] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Gwynevere posted... </cite> <quote>Copy past the article? Cant read because paywall</quote>If your browser has reader mode, loading reader mode and refreshing worked to bypass it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 08/20/21 5:08:58 PM #18:	So what they're saying is I should spend forty minutes over a stove preparing something healthy? <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:957274822] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>So what they're saying is I should spend forty minutes over a stove preparing something healthy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Humble_Novice 08/20/21 5:09:22 PM #19:	Gwynevere posted... Copy past the article? Cant read because paywall Here you go: Every hotdog a person eats shortens their life by 36 minutes, according to a new study. However, a person can also add minutes to their healthy life expectancy by eating better foods. A portion of nuts, for example, adds almost 26 minutes, while a peanut butter and jam sandwich gives a person more than half an hour extra life. The findings come from experts at the University of Michigan who created a standardised way of assessing the carbon footprint and nutritional impact of almost 6,000 foods. Their Health Nutritional Index was centred around finding a way to calculate the direct influence of various meals, snacks and drinks. It works by calculating the health burden of one gram of any food, and then scaling this up to a standard serving size. For example, we found that, on average, 0.45 minutes are lost per gram of any processed meat that a person eats in the US, the study authors wrote. The 61 grams of processed meat in a hotdog sandwich results in 27 minutes of healthy life lost due to this amount of processed meat alone. Then, when considering the other risk factors, like the sodium and trans fatty acids inside the hotdog counterbalanced by the benefit of its polyunsaturated fat and fibers we arrived at the final value of 36 minutes of healthy life lost per hotdog. Which foods should you avoid? These are the worst for shorting life span But each item of food contributes to a unique equation and a person does not need to make wholesale dietary changes to reap the rewards, researchers said. For example, if a meat-eater decides to replace 10 per cent of their daily calories 250 for men and 200 for women with nuts, fruits and vegetables instead of processed meat or beef, they will gain 48 minutes of healthy life every day they stick to this change. This simple adjustment, the researchers said, also has clear environmental benefits and slashes a persons daily dietary carbon footprint by a third. The study, published in the journal Nature Food, is based around healthy life expectancy, which is the length of time a person has a good quality of life and is disease free. The urgency of dietary changes to improve human health and the environment is clear, said Prof Olivier Jolliet, study author from the University of Michigan. Our findings demonstrate that small targeted substitutions offer a feasible and powerful strategy to achieve significant health and environmental benefits without requiring dramatic dietary shifts. The Health Nutritional Index takes into account all aspects of a products life cycle, including how it is produced, harvested, processed, consumed and disposed of, as well as how calorific and nutritionally beneficial or detrimental a food was. Researchers gave each food a traffic light rating based on the results of their analysis which indicated whether people should eat more, less, or about the same. Salmon scored well for nutritional impact, achieving a green label and adding 16 minutes to a persons healthy life. However, it got a red for environmental impact, and therefore a red overall, with people encouraged to decrease their consumption of the oily fish. Chilli con carne with beans is another example of a food being bad for the environment, but good for health. Cola, on the other hand, got a red for nutrition thieving 12.5 minutes of life per drink but a green for environmental impact, but this still led to a recommendation to decrease how much a person consumes. Foods are only recommended if they scored a green for both nutrition and environment. All of the green dishes are meat-free, with plenty of fish, bean and nut-based items. Previous studies have often reduced their findings to a plant versus animal-based foods discussion, said Katerina Stylianou, the lead author of the study. Although we find that plant-based foods generally perform better, there are considerable variations within both plant-based and animal-based foods. <cite>Humble_Novice posted [p:957274831] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Gwynevere posted... </cite> <quote>Copy past the article? Cant read because paywall</quote>Here you go: Every hotdog a person eats shortens their life by 36 minutes, according to a new study. However, a person can also add minutes to their healthy life expectancy by eating better foods. A portion of nuts, for example, adds almost 26 minutes, while a peanut butter and jam sandwich gives a person more than half an hour extra life. The findings come from experts at the University of Michigan who created a standardised way of assessing the carbon footprint and nutritional impact of almost 6,000 foods. Their Health Nutritional Index was centred around finding a way to calculate the direct influence of various meals, snacks and drinks. It works by calculating the health burden of one gram of any food, and then scaling this up to a standard serving size. For example, we found that, on average, 0.45 minutes are lost per gram of any processed meat that a person eats in the US, the study authors wrote. The 61 grams of processed meat in a hotdog sandwich results in 27 minutes of healthy life lost due to this amount of processed meat alone. Then, when considering the other risk factors, like the sodium and trans fatty acids inside the hotdog counterbalanced by the benefit of its polyunsaturated fat and fibers we arrived at the final value of 36 minutes of healthy life lost per hotdog. Which foods should you avoid? These are the worst for shorting life span But each item of food contributes to a unique equation and a person does not need to make wholesale dietary changes to reap the rewards, researchers said. For example, if a meat-eater decides to replace 10 per cent of their daily calories 250 for men and 200 for women with nuts, fruits and vegetables instead of processed meat or beef, they will gain 48 minutes of healthy life every day they stick to this change. This simple adjustment, the researchers said, also has clear environmental benefits and slashes a persons daily dietary carbon footprint by a third. The study, published in the journal Nature Food, is based around healthy life expectancy, which is the length of time a person has a good quality of life and is disease free. The urgency of dietary changes to improve human health and the environment is clear, said Prof Olivier Jolliet, study author from the University of Michigan. Our findings demonstrate that small targeted substitutions offer a feasible and powerful strategy to achieve significant health and environmental benefits without requiring dramatic dietary shifts. The Health Nutritional Index takes into account all aspects of a products life cycle, including how it is produced, harvested, processed, consumed and disposed of, as well as how calorific and nutritionally beneficial or detrimental a food was. Researchers gave each food a traffic light rating based on the results of their analysis which indicated whether people should eat more, less, or about the same. Salmon scored well for nutritional impact, achieving a green label and adding 16 minutes to a persons healthy life. However, it got a red for environmental impact, and therefore a red overall, with people encouraged to decrease their consumption of the oily fish. Chilli con carne with beans is another example of a food being bad for the environment, but good for health. Cola, on the other hand, got a red for nutrition thieving 12.5 minutes of life per drink but a green for environmental impact, but this still led to a recommendation to decrease how much a person consumes. Foods are only recommended if they scored a green for both nutrition and environment. All of the green dishes are meat-free, with plenty of fish, bean and nut-based items. Previous studies have often reduced their findings to a plant versus animal-based foods discussion, said Katerina Stylianou, the lead author of the study. Although we find that plant-based foods generally perform better, there are considerable variations within both plant-based and animal-based foods. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 08/20/21 5:10:21 PM #20:	Taking 36 minutes to eat a hot dog is kind of weird. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:957274862] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Taking 36 minutes to eat a hot dog is kind of weird. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 08/20/21 5:10:59 PM #21:	Humble_Novice posted... But peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are supposed to prolong our life spans?? that would be the greatest news ever... --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:957274877] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Humble_Novice posted... </cite> <quote>But peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are supposed to prolong our life spans??</quote>that would be the greatest news ever... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 08/20/21 5:12:11 PM #22:	Anyone know of any nearby hotdog eating contests? I have the sudden urge to enter. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:957274900] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Anyone know of any nearby hotdog eating contests? I have the sudden urge to enter. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
refmon 08/20/21 5:12:14 PM #23:	--- If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!! <cite>refmon posted [p:957274902] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KhlavicLanguage 08/20/21 5:12:16 PM #24:	treating it as an explicit flat deduction of lifespan per serving is clickbait nonsense but i get what they're trying to say. processed meat is hilariously bad for you, i wonder how colon issue rates are like in cultures like the philippines, korea, and pacific islands considering how much of it they consume. <cite>KhlavicLanguage posted [p:957274904] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>treating it as an explicit flat deduction of lifespan per serving is clickbait nonsense but i get what they're trying to say. processed meat is hilariously bad for you, i wonder how colon issue rates are like in cultures like the philippines, korea, and pacific islands considering how much of it they consume. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 08/20/21 5:15:27 PM #25:	This is some serious junk science. "a PB&J adds 30 minutes to your lifespan" "Salmon is healthy, but we think it's bad for the environment, so it's bad for you." "Soda is bad for you, but good for the environent, so it's bad for you" "The only foods that get a green are meat free" --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:957275014] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>This is some serious junk science. "a PB&J adds 30 minutes to your lifespan" "Salmon is healthy, but we think it's bad for the environment, so it's bad for you." "Soda is bad for you, but good for the environent, so it's bad for you" "The only foods that get a green are meat free" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 08/20/21 5:16:36 PM #26:	So if I eat a PB&J every 20 minutes, Ill become immortal --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:957275045] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>So if I eat a PB&J every 20 minutes, Ill become immortal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 08/20/21 5:22:40 PM #27:	1 Hotdog + 3 Salmon = Immortality --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:957275211] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>1 Hotdog + 3 Salmon = Immortality </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 08/20/21 5:24:25 PM #28:	i guess im immortal, fucking hell --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:957275265] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>i guess im immortal, fucking hell </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tappor 08/20/21 5:26:34 PM #30:	Boutta load up on salmon --- There is no signature; take off your clothes. <cite>Tappor posted [p:957275331] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Boutta load up on salmon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax 08/20/21 5:27:01 PM #31:	This is idiotic --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:957275348] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>This is idiotic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlBundy33 08/20/21 5:27:47 PM #32:	According to this, I should have died YEARS ago I drink almost exclusively pop, used to be all I drink, till my wife made me start drinking a Gatorade here and there and I love hot dogs, I can eat about 12 of them in one sitting, with ketchup, mustard, kraut, relish, and coleslaw --- Shoe Salesman. Four Touchdowns, one game. This post may contain my opinion. My opinions may be offensive, deal with it <cite>AlBundy33 posted [p:957275379] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>According to this, I should have died YEARS ago I drink almost exclusively pop, used to be all I drink, till my wife made me start drinking a Gatorade here and there and I love hot dogs, I can eat about 12 of them in one sitting, with ketchup, mustard, kraut, relish, and coleslaw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax 08/20/21 5:28:52 PM #33:	AlBundy33 posted... According to this, I should have died YEARS ago I drink almost exclusively pop, used to be all I drink, till my wife made me start drinking a Gatorade here and there and I love hot dogs, I can eat about 12 of them in one sitting, with ketchup, mustard, kraut, relish, and coleslaw It's all coming together now. Thanks --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:957275418] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>AlBundy33 posted... </cite> <quote>According to this, I should have died YEARS ago I drink almost exclusively pop, used to be all I drink, till my wife made me start drinking a Gatorade here and there and I love hot dogs, I can eat about 12 of them in one sitting, with ketchup, mustard, kraut, relish, and coleslaw</quote>It's all coming together now. Thanks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Biscotti 08/20/21 5:28:59 PM #34:	not eating them increases my depression by 36 minutes --- 'He's Back. He posted in the minge thread'. <cite>Biscotti posted [p:957275419] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>not eating them increases my depression by 36 minutes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 08/20/21 5:29:04 PM #35:	Does it account for different dogs? Like, a jumbo one, or a vegetarian one, or one made of chicken or turkey as opposed to pork or beef? --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:957275421] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Does it account for different dogs? Like, a jumbo one, or a vegetarian one, or one made of chicken or turkey as opposed to pork or beef? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gwynevere 08/20/21 5:31:17 PM #36:	OdafeOweh posted... Or just salmon = immortality Yeah but you'd essentially have to eat a serving of baked salmon every 13.5 minutes, and then power bomb a shit ton if it when you wake up to make up for lost time --- A hunter is a hunter...even in a dream <cite>Gwynevere posted [p:957275499] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>OdafeOweh posted... </cite> <quote>Or just salmon = immortality</quote>Yeah but you'd essentially have to eat a serving of baked salmon every 13.5 minutes, and then power bomb a shit ton if it when you wake up to make up for lost time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PC-Builder_Pony 08/20/21 6:28:43 PM #37:	Not gonna stop --- Mac Book Pro 16 - 6-Core i7-9750H @ 2.60GHz - 32gb DDR4 2667 MHz - Radeon Pro 5500M 8gb - 2TB Apple SSD <cite>PC-Builder_Pony posted [p:957277041] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Not gonna stop </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
refmon 08/20/21 8:51:03 PM #38:	PC-Builder_Pony posted... Not gonna stop why --- If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!! <cite>refmon posted [p:957281110] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>PC-Builder_Pony posted... </cite> <quote>Not gonna stop</quote>why </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 08/20/21 9:01:15 PM #39:	So fish... isn't meat? --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:957281382] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>So fish... isn't meat? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShineboxPhil 08/20/21 9:10:44 PM #40:	Oh damn. Someone check on Phil Kessel --- https://imgur.com/gallery/SGyTfGm https://imgur.com/gallery/9mJroQV <cite>ShineboxPhil posted [p:957281639] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Oh damn. Someone check on Phil Kessel </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShineboxPhil 08/20/21 9:11:41 PM #41:	Also... --- https://imgur.com/gallery/SGyTfGm https://imgur.com/gallery/9mJroQV <cite>ShineboxPhil posted [p:957281660] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Also... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 08/20/21 9:18:56 PM #42:	Cpt_Pineapple posted... https://i.imgur.com/Y3mwTIX.gif This now needs an explosion after the hotdogs hit her face. --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:957281850] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Cpt_Pineapple posted... </cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/Y3mwTIX.gif</quote>This now needs an explosion after the hotdogs hit her face. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BilalPowell 08/20/21 9:19:44 PM #43:	It's all good every hot dog bun eaten lengthens your life by 36 minutes. --- Former #1 Birmingham Iron Fan. RIP AAF <cite>BilalPowell posted [p:957281868] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>It's all good every hot dog bun eaten lengthens your life by 36 minutes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DJquackquack 08/20/21 10:11:13 PM #44:	--- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life? <cite>DJquackquack posted [p:957283378] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrazyCal 08/20/21 10:31:46 PM #45:	So eat just a bit more than 2 bits of salmon after a hotdog to be around even? Got it! <cite>CrazyCal posted [p:957283988] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>So eat just a bit more than 2 bits of salmon after a hotdog to be around even? Got it! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Disengaged 08/20/21 10:41:22 PM #46:	Just had a foot long coney chili cheese dog for dinner. Guess I better grab a spoon and some jars of peanut better and jelly. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. <cite>Disengaged posted [p:957284308] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Just had a foot long coney chili cheese dog for dinner. Guess I better grab a spoon and some jars of peanut better and jelly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 08/20/21 11:11:13 PM #47:	Aren't those things made from lips and assholes? --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:957285273] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>Aren't those things made from lips and assholes? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lukey_Bug 08/20/21 11:12:15 PM #48:	So I've already died then? --- I don't want this man's life, I just want his sandwiches. <cite>Lukey_Bug posted [p:957285302] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>So I've already died then? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokison 08/20/21 11:17:06 PM #50:	crams hundreds of hot dogs in mouth Still here... wtf. Seems fake. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:957285417] in Every hotd... [t:79623506]...</cite> <quote>crams hundreds of hot dogs in mouth Still here... wtf. Seems fake. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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