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ncsonic
08/19/21 10:50:52 PM
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shironinja
08/20/21 3:14:23 PM
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Damn_Underscore
08/20/21 3:15:01 PM
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cool so we don't have to work anymore

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AngelsNAirwav3s
08/20/21 3:19:13 PM
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How in the world is this company worth almost a trillion dollars.

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shironinja
08/20/21 3:22:12 PM
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Right? Good buying opportunity before it becomes the world's first quadrillion-dollar company!!!1

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Krojen
08/20/21 4:01:03 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
How in the world is this company worth almost a trillion dollars.
It made like 15 billion in revenue last quarter on Model Y/3 alone and is still at an explosive growth rate.

It invested in scaling highly profitable manufacturing while its competitors blew their budget on billboard ads and lobbyists.

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AngelsNAirwav3s
08/20/21 4:12:03 PM
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Krojen posted...
It made like 15 billion in revenue last quarter on Model Y/3 alone and is still at an explosive growth rate.

It invested in scaling highly profitable manufacturing while its competitors blew their budget on billboard ads and lobbyists.

Ford made $127 Billion in revenue in 2020, $31 billion a quarter, which is actually really low for them because of COVID. Tesla is worth 13x what Ford is though lol

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Krojen
08/20/21 4:51:15 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Ford made $127 Billion in revenue in 2020, $31 billion a quarter, which is actually really low for them because of COVID. Tesla is worth 13x what Ford is though lol
Ford had 25 billion last quarter. Theyve been declining/middling for many years. Tesla lived in COVID world too. And had their highest margin cars shut down for a refresh that quarter.

Fords a dead company vs Tesla is growing exponentially. Its that simple.

Like when is Fords AI day? What tech are they investing in to improve their crap margins? Oh theyre not. Theyre burning their cash on stock dividends and boomer tv commercials.

When is Ford going to finally take its lumps and go through the expensive hell of overhauling its supply chain, work force, and total factory rebuild to compete with EVs at scale?

Never. Theyll sell the most expensive versions of the lightning at low vol at a loss til they get a govt bailout and become a tiny niche company.

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AngelsNAirwav3s
08/20/21 5:42:05 PM
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Tesla is the company burning cash on things that will never see the light of day like solar panel roof tiles, the hyperloop, the boring company/underground tunnels, the Tesla semi, robo-taxis, etc. Musk has been saying all of these will be ready next year since 2016 lol

Tesla is the original meme stock before GME, its the only explanation for their absurdly high Price/Earnings ratio. I would not be surprised to see a Theranos style meltdown in the company in the next couple years.

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Krojen
08/20/21 6:42:50 PM
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Tesla has spent $0 on hyperloop. The Boring Company is not Tesla. Youre confusing all of Elons ventures as one company. Tesla is also not PayPal or SpaceX.

Semi is delayed because theres a battery shortage and Tesla is putting them in Model Y. It having enough demand to be among the best selling cars changed priorities.

Tesla makes a ton of money and is expanding based on real products you can buy. Whats funny is you were bringing up vaporware cars that dont exist to counter Teslas tech advantages in another topic. That sounds more like Theranos to me.

Their P/E ratio is rapidly falling with each quarter. Because its a successful growth company. Investing 101 is that P/E is not how you measure a growth company.

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MacadamianNut3
08/20/21 6:43:32 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Tesla is the company burning cash on things that will never see the light of day like solar panel roof tiles, the hyperloop, the boring company/underground tunnels, the Tesla semi, robo-taxis, etc. Musk has been saying all of these will be ready next year since 2016 lol
I'm glad someone else notices this.

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hsvhighlife
08/20/21 6:44:08 PM
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Tesla branch will go POOF in <5 years if they continue to produce such low quality vehicles & batteries

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mooreandrew58
08/20/21 6:49:59 PM
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I dont believe robots will be capable of doing my job in my lifetime. At least very well. Some things require humanity. One a robot would just be 100% dick to inmates no discretion. It wouldn't likely be able to do things like notice a inmate is behaving oddly to how he normally does which means something potentially is about to go down and in a lot of cases can be prevented by noticing and talking to them.

Also inmates would have the robots as a scrap heap in short order even if they where made to be tougher

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Krojen
08/20/21 6:54:07 PM
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hsvhighlife posted...
Tesla branch will go POOF in <5 years if they continue to produce such low quality vehicles & batteries
Damn I guess that means the legacy automakers that are having mass recalls because their cheap pouch based batteries are unsafe are about to go POOF even fasted.

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Krojen
08/20/21 6:58:42 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
I'm glad someone else notices this.
But when will someone else notice that Musks other companies are not Tesla

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divot1338
08/20/21 7:01:57 PM
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Tesla is only profitable because he uses it to sell carbon offsets.

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Jagr_68
08/20/21 7:09:23 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
How in the world is this company worth almost a trillion dollars.

Memes, tech patents, and fucking over people.

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darkprince45
08/20/21 7:10:24 PM
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i should be good. By the time cyber cops and cameras control the system. Ill be long gone deceased from old age

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Krojen
08/20/21 7:16:22 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Tesla is only profitable because he uses it to sell carbon offsets.
Tesla was only not profitable without those offsets in those specific quarters because of some incredible one time stock compensation packages hit since the stock was rocketing like a million %. So taking that out but leaving expenses like this was an intentionally misleading headline for clicks.

The offsets for profitability isnt a thing anymore tho. But with as much Tesla invests, the argument never made sense and was like all those years people said Amazon isnt profitable.

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mooreandrew58
08/20/21 7:16:28 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
i should be good. By the time cyber cops and cameras control the system. Ill be long gone deceased from old age

I think I remember an article claiminh AI police bots would end up becoming racist anyways without things limiting its learning capabilities. Something to do with crimes being more dense in poor city areas that are disproportionately black where as white crimes tend to be more spread out in terms of where they tend to happen.

Not sure how well I believe that but the idea of AIs even being racist I thought was amusing.

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TheRadiant
08/20/21 7:19:55 PM
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If a robot wants to take my job it can have at it

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Krojen
08/20/21 7:25:26 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Memes, tech patents, and fucking over people.
No memes, Johnny Robinhood cant move trillion dollar market caps with his spare $20.

Patents dont matter. Elon releases them because other automakers are incapable of even trying.

Fucking over people? Absolutely. Corporate interests arent aligned with labor. Coulda had Bernie smh

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