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Piccolo Jr arc:
>No Cyborg Tao and no Chichi. Both are ENTIRELY POINTLESS AND UNNECESSARY. No need to RETCON Tao to be alive just to get STOMPED by Tenshinhan, who did not actually receive any character development from beating Goku's sloppy seconds no matter what any apologist says. No need to bring back Chichi after so long JUST for her to marry a dumbass manchild she only met ONCE as a child; what garbage usage of a female character. Goku should not be a husband or father at all. Kucklin and Chaozu have grown normally and are not midgets. Popo participates in the tournament. Finally, the matches. Goku, Kucklin, Yamcha, Tenshinhan, Chaozu, Kami, Piccolo and Mr. Popo advance to the finals.

Quarterfinals
Match 1: Goku vs. Chaozu: Goku wins. Goku should only fight characters he hasn't already beaten before, so no need for him to fight Kucklin, Yamcha or Tenshinhan again as he's already beaten all of them. He's never fought Chaozu before, and he was totally helpless against Chaozu's paralysis when Chaozu interrupted his fight with Tenshinhan in the previous Budokai, so having Goku finally overcome that would show his growth. Chaozu would also launch several homing Super Dodonpa from all of his fingers and force Goku to remove his weights. CHAD Chaozu

Match 2: Kucklin vs. Popo: Popo wins. Kucklin puts up a good fight, though. He debuts Kienzan here.

Match 3: Yamcha vs. Kami: Kami wins. Yamcha puts up a good fight, though, much better than he did in the series. No dumb gag shit. He still debuts Sokidan.

Match 4: Tenshinhan vs. Piccolo: Piccolo wins. Tenshinhan puts up a good fight and even pushes Piccolo to remove his weights. Piccolo briefly taps into his true power to deflect Tenshinhan's Kikoho.

Semi-finals:
Match 1: Goku vs. Popo: Goku wins. Popo utterly stomped Goku the last time they fought, so what better way to show Goku's growth than having him finally beat Popo. Genius.
Match 2: Kami vs. Piccolo: Piccolo wins. There would be real build-up to Piccolo knowing how to counter the Mafuba earlier in this arc.

And so Goku beats Piccolo in the final match. Less flashy shit, though; no Giant Piccolo because that was fucking pointless. Goku makes Piccolo spit out Kami's jar by beating the shit out of him. After Piccolo is defeated and knocked the fuck out like the bitch he is, Kami absorbs him and the Nameless Namekian is whole again. That's the last of Piccolo; tbh though this whole arc is a lame ass rehash of the Daimao and every Budokai arc. And this whole series is badly written af, anyway. My next rewrite topic will be rewriting the whole series!!

And now, the following arc. NO SAIYAN ARC WHATSOEVER! Fuck Saiyans! They're among the WORST things about this franchise, and it doesn't even make ANY SENSE for ALIENS to look so much like HUMANS. Why the FUCK would Aliens look like humans? That's stupid as fuck! No Raditz, no Nappa, no Vegeta, NO SAIYANS! And NO GOHAN, as Goku never gets married or has kids.

Goku is instead from a tribe of Monkey People on Earth; many years ago before the start of the series, Freeza wiped them out but Goku was hidden away as a baby; he was later found by Gohan. Freeza returns to Earth and kills Goku. He also kills the other Z Fighters and blows up the whole fucking planet like a BAWSE, killing all of these HORRIBLE characters; that bitch Bulma and her whole family dies, that old piece of shit Roshi dies and so does his turtle, bye bye Oolong, fuck you Puar, fuck you Korin, die die die, etc. Goku, Kami, Popo, Kucklin, Yamcha, Tenshinhan and Chaozu train together with Kami. One year later, they all fight Freeza. After a hard fight, Goku kills Freeza with a Genkidama. No stupid transformations. Kami creates new Dragon Balls while dead to restore Earth and bring all of Freeza's victims back to life. FINITO.

Swag famalam

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