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Jagr_68
08/19/21 10:29:48 AM
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Seriously, I ehm so scared roight now.

Moy girlfriend broike up weth mee last wehk after three amay-zing months tew-ge-ther. She was the love of moy loife and I was totally heartbro-kehn. So of course, I opened YewTewb and pulled up the best theeng ever writ-tehn about heartbrehk: I Miss You by Blink 182. I belted owt every werd while barely holding back moy teers. But after the song end-ehd, I couldnt get moy voice back tew norm-ehl!

Over the past wehk I have troid everytheeng I could theenk of tew fix it, from scree-ming at the top of moy lungs tew reading verses from the holy bi-behl. Notheeng has helped! I even went tew urgent care, but the ree-cep-shun-ehst couldnt understand a werd I was saying bee-hind moy mask. When I wroite down moy prob-lehm and showed them the piece of pay-pehr, they just laughed at mee and said tew come back if I have a coif or a feev-er.

Im troing to avide sentences with the werds troi, moi, yheuwe, toime, loif, foive, tuhnyte, insyde, outsoid, bee-hind and bloind but eets teew hourd!
I theenk Im lewsing moy moind! I even called moy grandma last noight for some advoice and she hehng up on mee after tew min-ehts. Apparently shes in the hos-peh-tul now because she thought she had a stroike during our conver-say-shun.

Tom Delonge and Mark Hoppus, if yew are reading this, please reach out tew mee and tell mee how yew turn off your pop-punk voice. Ive heard yew both do in-ter-views and yew dont always sound like this. I will dew anytheeng tew stop tah-king this way!

https://thehardtimes.net/blog/help-i-troid-singing-loike-blink-182-and-now-moy-voice-is-stuck-this-way/

Lmao pretty solid one, Hard Times

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PC_Genjin
08/19/21 10:34:36 AM
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thought this was gonna be about the columbine student who killed himself to adams song
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Kitt
08/19/21 10:52:34 AM
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She left me roses boi the stairs!

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Veggeta_MAX
08/19/21 10:53:54 AM
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My favorite Blink 182 song is This Is My Last Resort

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Jagr_68
08/19/21 10:54:49 AM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
My favorite Blink 182 song is This Is My Last Resort

THIS IS MOI LASST RESOIT

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hockeybub89
08/19/21 10:57:03 AM
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