Current Events > FUCK! I'm literally out of toilet paper in the bathroom >_>

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NeonOctopus
08/19/21 8:49:10 AM
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I didn't bother to check if I had extra rolls in the cabinet lol. I have 1 wipe on this current roll, and then I have to hope it's enough for me to scurry down to the basement and get a roll from there, without leave a trail of shit behind or something >_>

How do I always end up in these shitty situations?

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BloodMoon7
08/19/21 8:53:46 AM
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Are you getting enough fiber. You shouldn't be leaving trails of shit just by walking around. It should stick to your ass cheeks unless you have a solid clump hanging there but that one wipe should cover it. Man up.

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jcmason
08/19/21 8:55:30 AM
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You have a thumb don't you? Just wash your hands when you're done, which you should be doing anyway.

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NeonOctopus
08/19/21 8:55:40 AM
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I had pizza last night, so it's a loose pudding consistency. It should hold but it's pretty moist too >_> I'm just being prudent.

Alright, I'm gonna do my wipe and head out! Wish me luck CE!

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BloodMoon7
08/19/21 8:56:40 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I had pizza last night, so it's a loose pudding consistency. It should hold but it's pretty moist too >_> I'm just being prudent.

Alright, I'm gonna do my wipe and head out! Wish me luck CE!
Makes me hungry. The pizza I meant. But pudding is nice too.

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