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darkprince45
08/15/21 11:17:20 AM
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RickyTheBAWSE
08/15/21 11:20:42 AM
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yes. you start with normal TP then go to the wet wipe once you've done all you could with the TP.

just don't forget to wash your ass when it's time to shower.

and please, shower regularly.

don't stop at your waist. scrub everywhere.
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El Mexicano Texano
08/15/21 11:21:15 AM
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Is this really a surprise? We had a toilet paper shortage last year for several months plus they still sell toilet paper at stores

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EnterTheTekken
08/15/21 11:37:23 AM
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Considering how risk-averse and germphobic our society is, it still boggles the mind how bidets have not become normalized.

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trappedunderice
08/15/21 11:47:09 AM
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How else are you supposed to wipe your ass, with sandpaper?

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_BlueMonk
08/15/21 11:48:34 AM
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I like the wipes, but they're bad for sewer systems in general.

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t5yvxc
08/15/21 11:49:34 AM
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Is there some particular reason toilet paper shouldn't be used?
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darkprince45
08/15/21 12:19:43 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
How else are you supposed to wipe your ass, with sandpaper?
bidet? Followed by a drying cloth, followed by an air heater

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1337toothbrush
08/15/21 12:34:58 PM
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I use toilet paper to dry off after using the bidet. But yeah, imagine wiping peanut butter off your arm with just a dry-ass sheet of toilet paper. You wouldn't think that's clean.

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VTBM
08/15/21 12:37:47 PM
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I wash my ass in the sink.

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CruelBuffalo
08/15/21 12:39:36 PM
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Anyone buy a bidet attachment? Whats a good one?
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bluezero
08/15/21 12:39:55 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
bidet? Followed by a drying cloth, followed by an air heater
I forgot about all the public bidets America has.

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darkprince45
08/15/21 12:40:23 PM
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bluezero posted...
I forgot about all the public bidets America has.
You use public restrooms?

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bluezero
08/15/21 12:45:57 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
You use public restrooms?
Yes

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darkprince45
08/15/21 12:46:17 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX
08/15/21 12:49:25 PM
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https://youtu.be/L3fhRn25tZE

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Lorenzo_2003
08/15/21 12:53:10 PM
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RickyTheBAWSE posted...
yes. you start with normal TP then go to the wet wipe once you've done all you could with the TP.

just don't forget to wash your ass when it's time to shower.

and please, shower regularly.

don't stop at your waist. scrub everywhere.

Yeah, TC, do this. Dont be dirty.

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Starks
08/15/21 12:54:29 PM
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I'd have to drill a hole if I want a hot water line bidet

Fml
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darkprince45
08/15/21 12:56:53 PM
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Starks posted...
I'd have to drill a hole if I want a hot water line bidet

Fml
just use the regular one

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Unknown5uspect
08/15/21 12:58:32 PM
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Bro I been on the three seashells for years.

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Lairen
08/15/21 1:10:23 PM
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3 seashells

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The_Yahtz09
08/15/21 1:10:28 PM
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t5yvxc posted...
Is there some particular reason toilet paper shouldn't be used?
It does a poor job cleaning up the area. Not that I am saying never use TP, but I would recommend not using only TP.

bluezero posted...
I forgot about all the public bidets America has.
I have one and its amazing. Hard to go back to shitting without it. I forget what brand it is.

Starks posted...
I'd have to drill a hole if I want a hot water line bidet

Fml
You do not need a hot water bidet. I would think youd run the risk of burning your asshole that way too.

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eston
08/15/21 1:18:46 PM
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t5yvxc
08/15/21 1:23:10 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
I use toilet paper to dry off after using the bidet. But yeah, imagine wiping peanut butter off your arm with just a dry-ass sheet of toilet paper. You wouldn't think that's clean.
Sounds like you have a bad diet if your shit is coming out creamy....
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t5yvxc
08/15/21 1:24:53 PM
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The_Yahtz09 posted...
It does a poor job cleaning up the area. Not that I am saying never use TP, but I would recommend not using only TP.
It only does a poor job if the consistency of your shit is on the unhealthy or issues side of the spectrum. Bad diet, the runs, cream, etc.

A healthy solid turd, TP will do just fine assuming you bathe.

Like I don't understand how one can possibly even he left with shit stains if you are shitting healthy solid turds.
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crazygamer21
08/15/21 1:31:22 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Anyone buy a bidet attachment? Whats a good one?
I bought a Toto one with my stimmies earlier this year. Mine has continuous warm water, heated seat, air dryer, deodorizer, and a few different spray options for the bidet.

From what I remember when I was looking this stuff up Toto is usually considered the best, but expensive. Bio-bidet, brondell , and Kohler are supposed to be pretty good too.

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Ryven
08/15/21 1:36:58 PM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
Bro I been on the three seashells for years.


Lol beat me to it

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
08/15/21 1:42:29 PM
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Flushable wipe, then TP, then another flushable wipe.

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DravenRainrix
08/15/21 2:04:41 PM
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GI Wipe.
Feels good to get right in there.


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Slaya4
08/15/21 2:11:35 PM
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What are you guys? Barbarians? We aren't in the stone age. Love yourself and get a bidet. Wtf guys.

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Cheater87
08/15/21 2:15:05 PM
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I'm getting a bidet soon.

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PokemonExpert44
08/15/21 2:19:55 PM
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Toilet paper FTW

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R1masher
08/15/21 3:19:11 PM
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The_Yahtz09
08/15/21 3:29:59 PM
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t5yvxc posted...
It only does a poor job if the consistency of your shit is on the unhealthy or issues side of the spectrum. Bad diet, the runs, cream, etc.

A healthy solid turd, TP will do just fine assuming you bathe.

Like I don't understand how one can possibly even he left with shit stains if you are shitting healthy solid turds.
Ok, so what if someone has digestive issues? That isnt something someone can always control. Should they not use better ways to clean themselves? Not to mention alternate methods are more efficient than TP. Bidet + one piece of TP to dry is a lot easier on everything than TP until its clean.

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geshkigal
08/15/21 3:31:01 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Why, thats gross

As much as I don't want to use public restrooms, I'm a field tech with an overactive digestive system.

But yeah, I have a bidet at home.

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