Current Events > Lord of the Rings series to have tasteful nudity.

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CyricZ 08/12/21 6:56:09 PM #1:	https://twitter.com/TimeOutLondon/status/1425865539935784965 I swear to dog if we don't see Hobbit peen... --- CyricZ He/him <cite>CyricZ posted [p:957029573] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/TimeOutLondon/status/1425865539935784965 I swear to dog if we don't see Hobbit peen... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StarDestroyer 08/12/21 6:57:19 PM #4:	Booooo Lord of the Rings shouldn't be like Game of Thrones. It doesn't need nudity. <cite>StarDestroyer posted [p:957029607] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Booooo Lord of the Rings shouldn't be like Game of Thrones. It doesn't need nudity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom Clark 08/12/21 6:57:41 PM #5:	Gonna see Tom's Bombadils. --- https://imgur.com/6eF0W <cite>Tom Clark posted [p:957029616] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Gonna see Tom's Bombadils. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 08/12/21 6:58:31 PM #6:	Will it have elves being DP'd? --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:957029638] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Will it have elves being DP'd? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeLikeItHoth 08/12/21 6:59:10 PM #7:	Lord of the Rings does not need nudity. It's a series for children. --- FAM FOREVER. <cite>SomeLikeItHoth posted [p:957029649] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Lord of the Rings does not need nudity. It's a series for children. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Simp 08/12/21 6:59:27 PM #8:	Well, as long as it's tasteful ... --- Faceless goofus in a sea of alts <cite>Simp posted [p:957029656] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Well, as long as it's tasteful ... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 08/12/21 6:59:54 PM #9:	StarDestroyer posted... Booooo Lord of the Rings shouldn't be like Game of Thrones. It doesn't need nudity. Its not even based on a definitive story. So yeah --- To/fro from-towards <cite>masticatingman posted [p:957029668] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>StarDestroyer posted... </cite> <quote>Booooo Lord of the Rings shouldn't be like Game of Thrones. It doesn't need nudity.</quote>Its not even based on a definitive story. So yeah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blighboy 08/12/21 7:00:45 PM #10:	Irony posted... Will it have elves being DP'd? Tastefully, but yes --- I have no idea whether or not he's a racist, but apparently there are recordings of him using racial slurs so it's a distinct possibility. <cite>Blighboy posted [p:957029691] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>Will it have elves being DP'd?</quote>Tastefully, but yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 08/12/21 7:00:49 PM #11:	"Frodo, is that Sting in your pocket," the she-hobbit queried burgessly. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:957029693] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>"Frodo, is that Sting in your pocket," the she-hobbit queried burgessly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 08/12/21 7:01:17 PM #12:	This is going to suck so badly --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:957029702] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>This is going to suck so badly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 08/12/21 7:01:24 PM #13:	They're also moving production from NZ to the UK for season 2, which is dumb. --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:957029703] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>They're also moving production from NZ to the UK for season 2, which is dumb.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Simp 08/12/21 7:02:05 PM #14:	Smashingpmkns posted... They're also moving production from NZ to the UK for season 2, which is dumb. I hope the third season takes place in New York City. --- Faceless goofus in a sea of alts <cite>Simp posted [p:957029713] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>They're also moving production from NZ to the UK for season 2, which is dumb.</quote>I hope the third season takes place in New York City. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 08/12/21 7:02:32 PM #15:	Give me hairy arsed dwarf women please <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:957029721] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Give me hairy arsed dwarf women please</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 08/12/21 7:02:52 PM #16:	SomeLikeItHoth posted... Lord of the Rings does not need nudity. It's a series for children. In fairness, there is a part in the book where all the hobbits get naked and run around Tom Bombadilos field >____> --- Bah weep grannah weep ni ni bon <cite>rexcrk posted [p:957029734] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>SomeLikeItHoth posted... </cite> <quote>Lord of the Rings does not need nudity. It's a series for children.</quote>In fairness, there is a part in the book where all the hobbits get naked and run around Tom Bombadilos field >____> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 08/12/21 7:03:10 PM #17:	Gandalf dong plz --- https://imgur.com/hRsG4 https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg https://imgur.com/Z4cir https://imgur.com/qEyGS https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:957029740] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Gandalf dong plz </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 08/12/21 7:03:22 PM #18:	If you're gonna have nudity make it disgusting "Lord of the Rings will have disgusting nudity" gets my interest and attention. --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:957029747] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>If you're gonna have nudity make it disgusting "Lord of the Rings will have disgusting nudity" gets my interest and attention. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 08/12/21 7:03:47 PM #19:	disrobes tastefully DD breasts jiggle in full display tastefully before soldier of Gondor suckles them --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:957029754] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>disrobes tastefully DD breasts jiggle in full display tastefully before soldier of Gondor suckles them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 08/12/21 7:05:11 PM #20:	Excellent. Will be a watch from me, especially if they get Cate Blanchett to reprise her role of Galadriel. --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:957029798] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Excellent. Will be a watch from me, especially if they get Cate Blanchett to reprise her role of Galadriel. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorenzo_2003 08/12/21 7:07:23 PM #21:	Tasteful nudity? Yes, thats exactly what I was thinking when I watched the LOTR movies. These battles are epic and the drama between the Fellowship, as well as the politics bogging down the races, is intriguing, but what we really need right now on screen are mommy milkers, but like artistic and shit. --- ... <cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted [p:957029854] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Tasteful nudity? Yes, thats exactly what I was thinking when I watched the LOTR movies. These battles are epic and the drama between the Fellowship, as well as the politics bogging down the races, is intriguing, but what we really need right now on screen are mommy milkers, but like artistic and shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 08/12/21 7:08:26 PM #22:	Lorenzo_2003 posted... Tasteful nudity? Yes, thats exactly what I was thinking when I watched the LOTR movies. These battles are epic and the drama between the Fellowship, as well as the politics bogging down the races, is intriguing, but what we really need right now on screen are mommy milkers, but like artistic and shit. Everyone wanted to see the tip of Gandalf's penis though. --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:957029881] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Lorenzo_2003 posted...</cite> <quote>Tasteful nudity? Yes, thats exactly what I was thinking when I watched the LOTR movies. These battles are epic and the drama between the Fellowship, as well as the politics bogging down the races, is intriguing, but what we really need right now on screen are mommy milkers, but like artistic and shit.</quote> Everyone wanted to see the tip of Gandalf's penis though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RenescoStCewl 08/12/21 7:11:10 PM #23:	Lorenzo_2003 posted... Tasteful nudity? Yes, thats exactly what I was thinking when I watched the LOTR movies. These battles are epic and the drama between the Fellowship, as well as the politics bogging down the races, is intriguing, but what we really need right now on screen are mommy milkers, but like artistic and shit. They are called mother milkests when it's tasteful nudity. --- sTrOM ThuRmONd!!! <cite>RenescoStCewl posted [p:957029964] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Lorenzo_2003 posted... </cite> <quote>Tasteful nudity? Yes, thats exactly what I was thinking when I watched the LOTR movies. These battles are epic and the drama between the Fellowship, as well as the politics bogging down the races, is intriguing, but what we really need right now on screen are mommy milkers, but like artistic and shit.</quote>They are called mother milkests when it's tasteful nudity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 08/12/21 7:11:25 PM #24:	I hope this bombs so hard. <cite>garan posted [p:957029968] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>I hope this bombs so hard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 08/12/21 7:13:31 PM #25:	It's just going to be softcore porn. There won't even be a plot. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:957030022] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>It's just going to be softcore porn. There won't even be a plot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 08/12/21 7:15:12 PM #26:	Shezarr posted... This is going to suck so badly That's what she said <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:957030060] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Shezarr posted... </cite> <quote>This is going to suck so badly</quote> That's what she said </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 08/12/21 7:18:48 PM #27:	Wii_Shaker posted... It's just going to be softcore porn. There won't even be a plot. "A little late to be trimming the verge, don't you think?" "I heard raised voices." "What did you hear?" funky bass line plays while Sam looks at Frodo --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:957030161] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>It's just going to be softcore porn. There won't even be a plot.</quote>"A little late to be trimming the verge, don't you think?" "I heard raised voices." "What did you hear?" funky bass line plays while Sam looks at Frodo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 08/12/21 7:21:40 PM #28:	DrizztLink posted... "A little late to be trimming the verge, don't you think?" Giggity --- CyricZ He/him <cite>CyricZ posted [p:957030240] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>"A little late to be trimming the verge, don't you think?"</quote>Giggity </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 08/12/21 7:22:19 PM #29:	Finally we'll see who has the best hobbit-hole in the Shire. --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:957030254] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Finally we'll see who has the best hobbit-hole in the Shire. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 08/12/21 7:39:32 PM #31:	--- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:957030690] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heliogabalus 08/12/21 7:41:30 PM #32:	rexcrk posted... In fairness, there is a part in the book where all the hobbits get naked and run around Tom Bombadilos field >____> Also group bathtub scebe --- An anthropophagus on Mars <cite>Heliogabalus posted [p:957030739] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>rexcrk posted... </cite> <quote>In fairness, there is a part in the book where all the hobbits get naked and run around Tom Bombadilos field >____></quote>Also group bathtub scebe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRadiant 08/12/21 7:41:34 PM #33:	Finally we'll get to see Frodo's "Bag End' --- She/her <cite>TheRadiant posted [p:957030743] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Finally we'll get to see Frodo's "Bag End' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 08/12/21 7:42:03 PM #34:	two words, elf orgies --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:957030754] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>two words, elf orgies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solution_45 08/12/21 7:46:54 PM #36:	Simp posted... I hope the third season takes place in New York City. season 4 can be in las vegas for some middle earth gambling --- Biological human males can't get pregnant. <cite>Solution_45 posted [p:957030881] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Simp posted... </cite> <quote>I hope the third season takes place in New York City.</quote> season 4 can be in las vegas for some middle earth gambling </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 08/12/21 8:02:34 PM #37:	"Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort. --- just another freak in the freak kingdom <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:957031330] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>"Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 08/12/21 8:03:37 PM #38:	Hope we see some nude elf female <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:957031356] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Hope we see some nude elf female </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 08/12/21 8:05:56 PM #39:	Ugh, another reason why I have a feeling this will be just a GOT knockoff show. Freddie_Mercury posted... "Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort. lol --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:957031413] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Ugh, another reason why I have a feeling this will be just a GOT knockoff show. Freddie_Mercury posted... </cite> <quote>"Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.</quote> lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimiHendrix 08/13/21 2:48:49 AM #41:	Lmao <cite>JimiHendrix posted [p:957040301] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote> Lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
What_ 08/13/21 2:49:51 AM #42:	ArianaGrandSlam posted... haha do you think their balls are as hairy as their feet haha My Baggins Balls <cite>What_ posted [p:957040317] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>ArianaGrandSlam posted... </cite> <quote>haha do you think their balls are as hairy as their feet haha</quote>My Baggins Balls </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShyOx 08/13/21 2:51:16 AM #43:	Do elves have pubic hair? I'm thinking probably not. Or are they going the elves are hippies route, so they have an elegant bush? It's got to be elf boobs, there's no one else's boobs we want to see unless it's some tavern wench's in Arnor. I just don't see nude breasts being a Tolkien thing... I HOPE it's a different take than Peter Jackson and it's reflecting the conflict at hand, but I dunner... --- http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/6938/vyqp.jpg DIPLOMACY <cite>ShyOx posted [p:957040336] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Do elves have pubic hair? I'm thinking probably not. Or are they going the elves are hippies route, so they have an elegant bush? It's got to be elf boobs, there's no one else's boobs we want to see unless it's some tavern wench's in Arnor. I just don't see nude breasts being a Tolkien thing... I HOPE it's a different take than Peter Jackson and it's reflecting the conflict at hand, but I dunner... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Holy_Cloud105 08/13/21 2:53:39 AM #44:	Dildo Baggins finally gets his time. --- Currently Playing: The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel IV - End of Saga <cite>Holy_Cloud105 posted [p:957040366] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Dildo Baggins finally gets his time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimiHendrix 08/13/21 2:53:53 AM #45:	What_ posted... My Baggins Balls Wow for such a small hobbit he sure has some big Bilbos <cite>JimiHendrix posted [p:957040374] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>What_ posted... </cite> <quote>My Baggins Balls</quote> Wow for such a small hobbit he sure has some big Bilbos </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 08/13/21 2:55:14 AM #46:	I'm assuming female dwarves have hairy chests since they have beards --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:957040393] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>I'm assuming female dwarves have hairy chests since they have beards </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 08/13/21 2:56:38 AM #47:	Gimme a scene where the dude playfully sticks his ear to a woman's bare vagina and says, "Drums....drums in the deep." --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:957040421] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Gimme a scene where the dude playfully sticks his ear to a woman's bare vagina and says, "Drums....drums in the deep." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
What_ 08/13/21 3:40:52 AM #48:	JimiHendrix posted... Wow for such a small hobbit he sure has some big Bilbos They bring all the Tooks to the shire <cite>What_ posted [p:957040937] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>JimiHendrix posted... </cite> <quote>Wow for such a small hobbit he sure has some big Bilbos</quote>They bring all the Tooks to the shire </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Payzmaykr 08/13/21 3:43:03 AM #49:	Game of Rings Seriously, though, I never got what this obsession with gratuitous nudity and sex was. Its 2021. If you want sex and nudity, go to a porn website. We dont need it in every scene of every show/movie. --- So long, Thanks for all the fish! <cite>Payzmaykr posted [p:957040963] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Game of Rings Seriously, though, I never got what this obsession with gratuitous nudity and sex was. Its 2021. If you want sex and nudity, go to a porn website. We dont need it in every scene of every show/movie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 08/13/21 3:43:14 AM #50:	Freddie_Mercury posted... "Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort. lmfao --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:957040966] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Freddie_Mercury posted... </cite> <quote>"Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.</quote>lmfao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 08/13/21 3:44:27 AM #51:	Freddie_Mercury posted... "Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort. Goddammit, I missed this and it's hilarious. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:957040979] in Lord of th... [t:79611142]...</cite> <quote>Freddie_Mercury posted... </cite> <quote>"Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.</quote>Goddammit, I missed this and it's hilarious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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