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teep_
08/10/21 8:39:01 AM
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https://thethaiger.com/news/national/wear-a-condom-and-a-mask-health-department-advises-covid-safe-sex

Wear a condom and a face mask. Find a sex position that is not face-to-face. Dont kiss. Avoid saliva and other secretions. And make it short. Thats what Thailands Department of Health is advising. After a prostitute in Western Thailand contracted Covid-19, the department announced nine safe sex guidelines to prevent the spread of the virus.

Along with no kissing, no oral sex, and no anal sex, the department says to shower before sex and to use disinfectant to clean the bed or other areas where sex is performed. Positions should maintain a safe distance between faces.


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Wii_Shaker
08/10/21 8:40:43 AM
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Do they sell dental dams at Walgreens?

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teep_
08/10/21 9:17:32 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Do they sell dental dams at Walgreens?

My sex education must be lacking cause I don't even know what that is
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eston
08/10/21 9:20:33 AM
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Fazeo13
08/10/21 9:21:32 AM
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What about a hole in a blanket?
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DravenRainrix
08/10/21 9:22:07 AM
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eston posted...
Glory holes are gonna become popular

That's a good idea.
Glory holes cut into clear perspex walls... You know that's a thing somewhere already though.

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hitokoriX
08/10/21 9:26:50 AM
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teep_ posted...
My sex education must be lacking cause I don't even know what that is

Learned about them literally once in college. You don't know about them because they're the equivalent of using a condom for some head

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treewojima
08/10/21 9:28:12 AM
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hitokoriX posted...
teep_ posted...
My sex education must be lacking cause I don't even know what that is

Learned about them literally once in college. You don't know about them because they're the equivalent of using a condom for some head

Imagine trying to eat the poonany through a rubber mat
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Solar_Crimson
08/10/21 9:30:29 AM
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But toe-sucking is still on the table, right?

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The_Korey
08/10/21 9:32:23 AM
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darkmaian23
08/10/21 9:38:57 AM
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The_Korey posted...
Why no oral? :(
This could kill the local Thai economy...
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Kaiganeer
08/10/21 9:43:58 AM
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doggy continuing to assert its position as the best position
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teep_
08/10/21 10:53:51 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
But toe-sucking is still on the table, right?

Maybe through a condom or something?
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Questionmarktarius
08/10/21 10:56:55 AM
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mcpwnia
08/10/21 11:10:17 AM
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