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pogo_rabid
08/09/21 8:00:52 PM
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DD Divine
08/09/21 8:01:38 PM
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Oh.....

seems legit

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PatrickMahomes
08/09/21 8:02:57 PM
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sweet this counts as a paid holiday right

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BloodMoon7
08/09/21 8:03:04 PM
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Wait really though? Cause my phone is pretty old now, don't want some 5G waves to break it. Then I'd have to get a new phone and it's never a good time.

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Holy_Cloud105
08/09/21 8:04:04 PM
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They changed the formula


Lmao

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Strider102
08/09/21 8:05:09 PM
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https://youtu.be/g0HesHfQd6k

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sauceje
08/09/21 8:05:24 PM
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can you imagine if we had similar levels of misinformation during Y2K
It probably wouldn't matter that nothing at all would happen to PCs, people would go apeshit regardless

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MachineJaipur
08/09/21 8:08:21 PM
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There was supposed to be a solar storm last month that would knock out all electronics too

I wonder how many of these are actual people and how many are just bots trolling bots
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spikethedevil
08/09/21 8:09:03 PM
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sauceje posted...
can you imagine if we had similar levels of misinformation during Y2K
It probably wouldn't matter that nothing at all would happen to PCs, people would go apeshit regardless

People went apeshit with misinformation anyway buy yeah it would have been so much worse if the Internet was at the level it is now.

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Strider102
08/09/21 8:10:31 PM
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MachineJaipur posted...
There was supposed to be a solar storm last month that would knock out all electronics too

I wonder how many of these are actual people and how many are just bots trolling bots

My money is on crazy people being crazy.

Though Solar Storms actually have the potential to be a threat.

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gatorsPENSbucs
08/09/21 8:10:45 PM
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Is this supposed to be like going into 2000? Fun times.

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Zikten
08/09/21 8:11:57 PM
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What makes 5g so much more scary than 4g?

Anyway I am not sure what they are talking about. My city has had 5g for like a year now already

Interesting she said you can smell it in Alaska...cause I can verify that is a lie
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Lokison
08/09/21 8:12:01 PM
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I'm gonna make sure to have even more phones and computers on that day.

Bring it!

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furb
08/09/21 8:14:40 PM
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Ya can smell it

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Strider102
08/09/21 8:15:44 PM
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Looks like FEMA is having an emergency test the same day.

It's official folks, we're doomed!!!

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EmbraceOfDeath
08/09/21 8:17:33 PM
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So the vaccine gives us coverage wherever we go, right? Do the speeds vary based on which one we got?

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AldousIsDead
08/09/21 8:23:12 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
So the vaccine gives us coverage wherever we go, right? Do the speeds vary based on which one we got?
You gotta have a Sorosbux account so they can auto deduct the monthly fee using your Mark of The Beast app.

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kingdrake2
08/09/21 8:29:35 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Mark of The Beast


Nasty Nate.... oh god.
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thronedfire2
08/09/21 8:30:16 PM
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it's ok I got the covid vaccine so my microchip will make my devices immune to the 5g

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Strider102
08/09/21 8:30:46 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
it's ok I got the covid vaccine so my microchip will make my devices immune to the 5g

But the 5g activates the kill switch!

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Trumble
08/09/21 8:42:09 PM
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Zikten posted...
What makes 5g so much more scary than 4g?

The fact that it's new. Back when 4G was new, people were saying exactly the same crazy bullshit about it - the only real difference was there wasn't as much amplification of it.

EDIT: The one 5G-related fear that does have some legitimate basis, is that around Huawei gear potentially being a security risk. This has generally been avoided by network owners, by not using Huawei gear. At any rate, this is related to both malicious and reckless security issues in the vendor's implementation, rather than any property of the 5G transmission itself.

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Smackems
08/09/21 8:43:37 PM
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Changing the formula is never good

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Tyranthraxus
08/09/21 8:45:44 PM
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Zikten posted...
What makes 5g so much more scary than 4g?

Observe the Trump Timeline in action as told from the mouth of Alex Jones.



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Ruvan22
08/09/21 10:03:44 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Observe the Trump Timeline in action as told from the mouth of Alex Jones.


Was that last post really something he said?
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MachineJaipur
08/09/21 10:06:52 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
Was that last post really something he said?
Lmao that's a Tuesday for him
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Umbreon
08/09/21 10:07:10 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
People went apeshit with misinformation anyway buy yeah it would have been so much worse if the Internet was at the level it is now.

Yeah. At least once 2000 came and the Y2K bug never happened, people dropped it and went back to their lives.

Now Qanon just moves the goalposts again and again and the cult just pretends all the other times nothing happened... never happened.

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Rowdy54
08/09/21 10:10:35 PM
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But my phone already says it's using 5G. Is it lying to me?
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Strider102
08/09/21 10:13:57 PM
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Umbreon posted...
Yeah. At least once 2000 came and the Y2K bug never happened, people dropped it and went back to their lives.

Now Qanon just moves the goalposts again and again and the cult just pretends all the other times nothing happened... never happened.

They think everything they say is going to happen actually happens in the shadows as part of some plan.

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hockeybub89
08/09/21 10:15:21 PM
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"We were told to think something and didn't question it"

America's free thinkers, everyone

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Strider102
08/09/21 10:17:47 PM
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Rowdy54 posted...
But my phone already says it's using 5G. Is it lying to me?

That's actually the experimental 5g only operating at 10% efficiency.

The real 5g is so powerful the vibrational radioactive frequency it emits will liquify everyone in proximity.

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Collat
08/09/21 10:19:09 PM
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sauceje posted...
can you imagine if we had similar levels of misinformation during Y2K
It probably wouldn't matter that nothing at all would happen to PCs, people would go apeshit regardless
Some of the conspiracy theories about it were pretty close. Good thing there was no facebook.
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Tyranthraxus
08/09/21 10:20:40 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
Was that last post really something he said?
He never said it all at once like that but yes he's mentioned all of those things.

It usually goes COVID-19 is a government bioweapon to get everyone injected with Microchips that they can control through 5g and it just gets more incoherent from there.

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MachineJaipur
08/10/21 6:22:13 AM
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But wait, there's more!
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mooreandrew58
08/10/21 6:32:36 AM
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sauceje posted...
can you imagine if we had similar levels of misinformation during Y2K
It probably wouldn't matter that nothing at all would happen to PCs, people would go apeshit regardless

Even as a kid I couldnt wrap my head around how y2k would fuck up computers. I felt at worst the date would be wrong on it and that would be the end of it. I was like 11. Sad a kid had better rationalizing skills than some adults.

Edit: I just had a conspiracy theory come to mind. I wouldn't be shocked if the computer companies or at least one generated the panic intentionally to sell y2k proof computers

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Ricemills
08/10/21 6:39:44 AM
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MachineJaipur posted...


But wait, there's more!

smh at these people:
> claims to be Christians
> believed that Vatican is house of Satan

they should have just made their own religion and made trumpism an official religion, they're a disgrace for Christianity.


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pogo_rabid
08/10/21 6:43:59 AM
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Ricemills posted...
smh at these people:
> claims to be Christians
> believed that Vatican is house of Satan
to be fair, the Vatican is only a catholic thing, any other denomination doesn't care about the pope

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spikethedevil
08/10/21 6:45:03 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
to be fair, the Vatican is only a catholic thing, any other denomination doesn't care about the pope

Was gonna say that different Christisn denominations exist.

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Tom Clark
08/10/21 6:48:41 AM
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MachineJaipur posted...


But wait, there's more!

Well that was a fucking wild ride.

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ffmasterjose
08/10/21 6:49:03 AM
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Then when nothing happens they're just gonna say the deep state changed their plans lmao.

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Ricemills
08/10/21 6:50:24 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
to be fair, the Vatican is only a catholic thing, any other denomination doesn't care about the pope

still, claiming that Vatican is the temple of Satan is not a christian-like attitude.

or do protestants really believed that?

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mustachedmystic
08/10/21 6:51:07 AM
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Rowdy54 posted...
But my phone already says it's using 5G. Is it lying to me?
Does it say 5G, or something close? My phone(XR, ATT) says 5GE, its just 4G, just a tiny bit faster.

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ZevLoveDOOM
08/10/21 6:52:31 AM
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more Qanon bullshit.

ugh, no thanks...
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Kloe_Rinz
08/10/21 7:06:45 AM
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Zikten posted...
What makes 5g so much more scary than 4g?
idiots are more empowered today than whenever 4g towers were being built
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hockeybub89
08/10/21 7:10:09 AM
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8/12: "The cabal caught on to our plan and has delayed the end times because derp a derp a tiddly dumb."

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Ruvan22
08/10/21 9:59:58 AM
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MachineJaipur posted...


Where did you get this gem from?
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CableZL
08/10/21 10:01:37 AM
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CableZL
08/10/21 10:02:13 AM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Does it say 5G, or something close? My phone(XR, ATT) says 5GE, its just 4G, just a tiny bit faster.
5Ge is just a marketing term that AT&T made up.

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MachineJaipur
08/10/21 10:04:34 AM
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@Ruvan22

There's subreddits dedicated to keeping an eye on those kinds of posts.
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Ruvan22
08/10/21 10:07:47 AM
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MachineJaipur posted...
@Ruvan22

There's subreddits dedicated to keeping an eye on those kinds of posts.
I'd love to go..but wonder how much it would affect my sanity
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Were_Wyrm
08/10/21 10:09:37 AM
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Actual picture of Biden working on the new 5G formula
https://i.imgur.com/in9Oays.png

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