Current Events > Scenario: a haunted Buzzfeed quiz swaps your life with UnfairRepresent

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Xavier_On_High 08/09/21 8:30:30 AM #1:	Whilst idly browsing CE, you see a topic titled "Which CEman are you?" You eagerly enter the topic and find a link to a quiz of the same name. "What the heck, why not?" you think, scratching yourself in regions unknown. You click the link, and the screen crackles and fizzes strangely, before you find yourself looking at an otherwise normal BuzzFeed quiz. Fifteen minutes later, the questions are answered, and you click the "Get My Results" button. Again, the screen crackles and fizzes, before taking you to the results page. It seems that you are CE's resident anti-authoritarian contrarian, UnfairRepresent. "Okay" you sigh apathetically, wondering how your answers could possibly have aligned with such a towering intellect. Gulping down a quart of Baja Blast, you suddenly find yourself overwhelmingly tired, too tired even for the top tier hentai your bro sent you yesterday. You roll over your walrus-like body and turn off the bedside lamp. The room seems to spin in the darkness as you drift off to sleep. You find yourself awoken by the tolling of a bell. Eight. Nine. Ten. Eleven. Eleven? You're late for breakfast. Mom is gonna be pissed. You leap out of bed to make your way upstairs to the kitchen, and immediately notice something wrong. Instead of your comfortable floor mattress, you find that your bed is a goose down mattress on a frame of Old English oak. "What the bloody hell?" you utter in a corrupted, half-foreign tongue. You run to the mirror, and are immediately struck by your form. Rippling muscles. Washboard abs. What is going on? You run to the window and throw open the shutters, finding yourself not in a basement, but on the first storey of a row of houses. The street is bustling. A man with bushy blonde hair wearing a business suit riding past on a bicycle shouts up at you "Put that gargantuan todger away, chap. It's lovely but there's a time and a place, wot ho." You wrap the curtain around your naked body. Seeing a small boy with dirt on his face, you shout down at him. "You, boy! What day is this?" "Today? Why, today is Christmas, guvna!" You look up at the snow on the grand clock tower before you. It happened. It really happened. A snowball hits you in the face, and you look down to see the giggling boy running away. "Hey now that's completely unfair!" you shout. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:956916292] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>Whilst idly browsing CE, you see a topic titled "Which CEman are you?" You eagerly enter the topic and find a link to a quiz of the same name. "What the heck, why not?" you think, scratching yourself in regions unknown. You click the link, and the screen crackles and fizzes strangely, before you find yourself looking at an otherwise normal BuzzFeed quiz. Fifteen minutes later, the questions are answered, and you click the "Get My Results" button. Again, the screen crackles and fizzes, before taking you to the results page. It seems that you are CE's resident anti-authoritarian contrarian, UnfairRepresent. "Okay" you sigh apathetically, wondering how your answers could possibly have aligned with such a towering intellect. Gulping down a quart of Baja Blast, you suddenly find yourself overwhelmingly tired, too tired even for the top tier hentai your bro sent you yesterday. You roll over your walrus-like body and turn off the bedside lamp. The room seems to spin in the darkness as you drift off to sleep. You find yourself awoken by the tolling of a bell. Eight. Nine. Ten. Eleven. Eleven? You're late for breakfast. Mom is gonna be pissed. You leap out of bed to make your way upstairs to the kitchen, and immediately notice something wrong. Instead of your comfortable floor mattress, you find that your bed is a goose down mattress on a frame of Old English oak. "What the bloody hell?" you utter in a corrupted, half-foreign tongue. You run to the mirror, and are immediately struck by your form. Rippling muscles. Washboard abs. What is going on? You run to the window and throw open the shutters, finding yourself not in a basement, but on the first storey of a row of houses. The street is bustling. A man with bushy blonde hair wearing a business suit riding past on a bicycle shouts up at you "Put that gargantuan todger away, chap. It's lovely but there's a time and a place, wot ho." You wrap the curtain around your naked body. Seeing a small boy with dirt on his face, you shout down at him. "You, boy! What day is this?" "Today? Why, today is Christmas, guvna!" You look up at the snow on the grand clock tower before you. It happened. It really happened. A snowball hits you in the face, and you look down to see the giggling boy running away. "Hey now that's completely unfair!" you shout. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 08/09/21 8:33:40 AM #2:	"You, boy! What day is this?" "Today? Why, today is Christmas, guvna!" "Well actually, no it isn't. Christmas is really just a religious holiday for some, but that term is offensive to others. Have a heart and think about others", you reply with as much smugness as you can muster --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:956916334] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote><quote>"You, boy! What day is this?" "Today? Why, today is Christmas, guvna!"</quote> "Well actually, no it isn't. Christmas is really just a religious holiday for some, but that term is offensive to others. Have a heart and think about others", you reply with as much smugness as you can muster </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 08/09/21 8:36:49 AM #3:	Wait, wait...you're saying I have Baja Blast on hand? --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:956916380] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>Wait, wait...you're saying I have Baja Blast on hand? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 08/09/21 8:38:57 AM #4:	Well done, sir. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:956916415] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>Well done, sir. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/09/21 8:41:29 AM #5:	I'm anti authoritarian now? I feel like people just grab words they hear smart people say and use them at random --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956916457] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>I'm anti authoritarian now? I feel like people just grab words they hear smart people say and use them at random </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 08/09/21 8:46:18 AM #6:	UnfairRepresent posted... I'm anti authoritarian now? I feel like people just grab words they hear smart people say and use them at random Well do you or do you not support authoritarian systems and regimes? --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:956916543] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>I'm anti authoritarian now? I feel like people just grab words they hear smart people say and use them at random</quote>Well do you or do you not support authoritarian systems and regimes? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 08/09/21 10:33:16 AM #7:	Shotgunnova posted... Wait, wait...you're saying I have Baja Blast on hand? Why, anything can happen on Christmas! UnfairRepresent posted... I'm anti authoritarian now? I feel like people just grab words they hear smart people say and use them at random I love that you're even being a contrarian about being an anti-authoritarian contrarian. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:956918655] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>Shotgunnova posted... </cite> <quote>Wait, wait...you're saying I have Baja Blast on hand?</quote> Why, anything can happen on Christmas! UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>I'm anti authoritarian now? I feel like people just grab words they hear smart people say and use them at random</quote> I love that you're even being a contrarian about being an anti-authoritarian contrarian. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 08/09/21 10:38:42 AM #8:	UnfairRepresent posted... I'm anti authoritarian now? I feel like people just grab words they hear smart people say and use them at random Are you just openly admitting that youre an authoritarian here or I mean we all know youre a conservative who masquerades as a centrist troll but lol --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:956918760] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>I'm anti authoritarian now? I feel like people just grab words they hear smart people say and use them at random</quote>Are you just openly admitting that youre an authoritarian here or I mean we all know youre a conservative who masquerades as a centrist troll but lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/09/21 10:44:58 AM #9:	Xavier_On_High posted... Why, anything can happen on Christmas! I love that you're even being a contrarian about being an anti-authoritarian contrarian. "Ur gay and eat poo and smell bums and lie about it" "No I don't, that's just stupid" "Img c u lie bout it!!!" It's like talking to a small child who has terrible parents --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956918893] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>Xavier_On_High posted... </cite> <quote>Why, anything can happen on Christmas! I love that you're even being a contrarian about being an anti-authoritarian contrarian.</quote>"Ur gay and eat poo and smell bums and lie about it" "No I don't, that's just stupid" "Img c u lie bout it!!!" It's like talking to a small child who has terrible parents </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 08/09/21 10:51:28 AM #10:	UnfairRepresent posted... "Ur gay and eat poo and smell bums and lie about it" "No I don't, that's just stupid" "Img c u lie bout it!!!" It's like talking to a small child who has terrible parents Jesus, man, just take the compliment. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:956919036] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>"Ur gay and eat poo and smell bums and lie about it" "No I don't, that's just stupid" "Img c u lie bout it!!!" It's like talking to a small child who has terrible parents</quote> Jesus, man, just take the compliment. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/09/21 10:54:59 AM #11:	I'd take an apology You're being really rude and hurtful for no reason just because you know the mods support and endorse e bullying me --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956919110] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>I'd take an apology You're being really rude and hurtful for no reason just because you know the mods support and endorse e bullying me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 08/09/21 10:56:59 AM #12:	Rude? Dude, this topic's a love letter. Sorry if it hurt you, it wasn't my intention. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:956919146] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>Rude? Dude, this topic's a love letter. Sorry if it hurt you, it wasn't my intention. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 08/09/21 10:57:19 AM #13:	UR on brand as usual --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:956919154] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>UR on brand as usual </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gheb 08/09/21 10:58:09 AM #14:	I really want to believe that UR is just playing it up in this topic, but on the offchance he isn't, it is somehow more hilarious. --- S** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again.* - Forgotten Love The Chiefs won the Super Bowl! <cite>Gheb posted [p:956919181] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>I really want to believe that UR is just playing it up in this topic, but on the offchance he isn't, it is somehow more hilarious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 08/09/21 11:03:36 AM #15:	Hes literally incapable of not being a contrarian, even if you say something good about him --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:956919309] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>Hes literally incapable of not being a contrarian, even if you say something good about him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/09/21 11:06:32 AM #16:	Shezarr posted... Hes literally incapable of not being a contrarian, even if you say something good about him How is a cavalcade of insulting insults in any way complimentary You've never said anything positive about me in your life You flat out lie about where I live just to insult me more --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956919384] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>Shezarr posted... </cite> <quote>Hes literally incapable of not being a contrarian, even if you say something good about him</quote>How is a cavalcade of insulting insults in any way complimentary You've never said anything positive about me in your life You flat out lie about where I live just to insult me more </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 08/09/21 11:07:10 AM #17:	UnfairRepresent posted... insulting insults --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:956919398] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>insulting insults</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/09/21 11:07:47 AM #18:	Case and point --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956919419] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>Case and point </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 08/09/21 11:08:56 AM #19:	UnfairRepresent posted... Case and point Lol --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:956919446] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Case and point</quote>Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 08/09/21 12:32:53 PM #20:	IfGodCouldDie posted... Well do you or do you not support authoritarian systems and regimes? @UnfairRepresent --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:956921582] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>IfGodCouldDie posted... </cite> <quote>Well do you or do you not support authoritarian systems and regimes?</quote>@UnfairRepresent </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 08/09/21 3:00:44 PM #21:	Gheb posted... I really want to believe that UR is just playing it up in this topic, but on the offchance he isn't, it is somehow more hilarious. Either way, I'm happy with how this has turned out. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:956925847] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>Gheb posted... </cite> <quote>I really want to believe that UR is just playing it up in this topic, but on the offchance he isn't, it is somehow more hilarious.</quote> Either way, I'm happy with how this has turned out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 08/09/21 4:54:45 PM #22:	The change is too shocking to comprehend. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:956929340] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>The change is too shocking to comprehend. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
refmon 08/09/21 4:55:17 PM #23:	Shezarr posted... Hes literally incapable of not being a contrarian --- If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!! <cite>refmon posted [p:956929350] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>Shezarr posted... </cite> <quote>Hes literally incapable of not being a contrarian</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 08/09/21 8:29:31 PM #24:	That's why we love him. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:956935828] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>That's why we love him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 08/09/21 8:41:51 PM #25:	Local British Man Drowns at Sea --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956936189] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>Local British Man Drowns at Sea </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 08/09/21 8:56:24 PM #26:	UnfairRepresent posted... I feel like people just grab words they hear smart people say I have been doing that a lot ever since I made the perfect device for it out of a bug catching net, a microphone and duct tape... --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:956936602] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>I feel like people just grab words they hear smart people say</quote> I have been doing that a lot ever since I made the perfect device for it out of a bug catching net, a microphone and duct tape... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 08/10/21 1:58:11 PM #28:	BloodMoon7 posted... Local British Man Drowns in Sea of Clunge --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:956956503] in Scenario: ... [t:79605527]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>Local British Man Drowns in Sea of Clunge</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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