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Hellmuth
08/01/21 9:16:48 AM
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Like, if youre into that sort of thing.

Whats the best way of going about asking?

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rexcrk
08/01/21 9:17:24 AM
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Hey can you kick me in the groin pls?

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LinkDaLunatic
08/01/21 9:19:41 AM
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no words. just thrusting movements, directed at her, out of arm's reach but not out of leg's reach.
that should do the trick.
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Hellmuth
08/01/21 9:20:27 AM
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LinkDaLunatic posted...
no words. just thrusting movements, directed at her, out of arm's reach but not out of leg's reach.
that should do the trick.
I feel like that would just make her run away.

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DespondentDeity
08/01/21 9:21:01 AM
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brutai topic

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LinkDaLunatic
08/01/21 9:21:44 AM
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nah bro just give her a nice, warm smile while you do it so she knows you're not a threat
then thrust at her with all your confidence bro
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DravenRainrix
08/01/21 9:21:53 AM
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"hey baby... Wanna Netflix and... kick me in the bollocks?"


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UnfairRepresent
08/01/21 9:22:40 AM
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"So when's the baby due?"

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Hellmuth
08/01/21 9:35:34 AM
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rexcrk posted...
Hey can you kick me in the groin pls?
Would this actually work?

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