Current Events > Scenario: 2 women approach you and ask if you want to have a threesome

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Shablagoo
07/31/21 6:23:41 PM
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https://youtu.be/OtSrhFsyFWY

Lol da lady at 2:00

I like to think Id do something cool or smooth but Id probably just blush and blurt out something stupid, or at best timid.

How would you react? What would you do?

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UnfairRepresent
07/31/21 6:28:40 PM
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Honestly I'd tell them to fuck off

Which seems mean but you get so many people running up to you in the street and saying stupid shit here that I would just assume it's more annoying attention whores.

Just yesterday there was a group of a dozen or so girls blocking an alleyway asking every passerby if they wanted blowjobs and then laughing or squealing like harpies each time they said it , stopping everyone from getting past just so they could do it.

Eventually some guy just shoulder barged through them and they all started squealing and shrieking at him as if he did anything wrong

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Shablagoo
07/31/21 6:45:31 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Honestly I'd tell them to fuck off

Which seems mean but you get so many people running up to you in the street and saying stupid shit here that I would just assume it's more annoying attention whores.

And youd be right basically lol, I still like a lot of their videos though

Just yesterday there was a group of a dozen or so girls blocking an alleyway asking every passerby if they wanted blowjobs and then laughing or squealing like harpies each time they said it , stopping everyone from getting past just so they could do it.

Eventually some guy just shoulder barged through them and they all started squealing and shrieking at him as if he did anything wrong

haha you live an exciting life

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UnholyMudcrab
07/31/21 6:50:56 PM
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I would know that it's a prank and I'm being recorded for my reaction.
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UnfairRepresent
08/01/21 7:50:34 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I would know that it's a prank and I'm being recorded for my reaction.
I wouldn't even think I was being recorded

people Just do it for attention

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DD Divine
08/01/21 7:57:48 AM
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I suspect everything is a trap.

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Wii_Shaker
08/01/21 8:01:01 AM
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Tell them to make it a foursome and bring backup in case it is a trap.

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Funkydog
08/01/21 8:05:00 AM
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And it ends up with police abuse, gotta love it.

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Shablagoo
08/01/21 10:32:33 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Tell them to make it a foursome and bring backup in case it is a trap.

they only want YOU, Wii

Funkydog posted...
And it ends up with police abuse, gotta love it.

lol yeah

I wonder what the ratio is of cops who actually believe filming them is illegal vs. cops who lie about it knowing they can get away with it.

I think maybe 5% of cops acknowledge that its perfectly legal and within our rights to film them, but of the 95% that dont, I wonder what the ratio is.

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TerraSeeker
08/01/21 10:35:29 AM
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Tell them I'm not into that kind of stuff.

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Lone_Starr
08/01/21 10:41:01 AM
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lol I love the dudes that dont even have to think about it, instant yes

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Gamerguymass
08/01/21 10:52:03 AM
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Lone_Starr posted...
lol I love the dudes that dont even have to think about it, instant yes

That first guy almost walking off without them in a rush to get to their house. Lmao.

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Boombam99
08/01/21 11:00:54 AM
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I wish they asked more nerdy looking guys instead of guys who probably have had threesomes before anyway
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WilliamPorygon
08/01/21 11:02:41 AM
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I'd tell them thanks but I don't golf

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Boombam99
08/01/21 11:04:04 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
best case scenario, you're the subject of some kind of hidden camera prank

worst case scenario, they're gonna lead you to some place secluded where some guys are ready to rob you, possibly beat you up, maybe even kill you

The 2nd one is exactly what I would think
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Smashingpmkns
08/01/21 11:07:21 AM
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I just start off every conversation I have with a woman with "sorry I have a girlfriend" just in case there's a hidden camera somewhere. Servers hate me.
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Shablagoo
08/01/21 1:47:59 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
best case scenario, you're the subject of some kind of hidden camera prank

worst case scenario, they're gonna lead you to some place secluded where some guys are ready to rob you, possibly beat you up, maybe even kill you

But that slim, 0.0000000001% chance that its real...

Smashingpmkns posted...
I just start off every conversation I have with a woman with "sorry I have a girlfriend" just in case there's a hidden camera somewhere. Servers hate me.

lol

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