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Bio1590 07/31/21 1:13:24 AM #1:	I had no idea what to expect --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV https://imgur.com/S1m3po4 https://imgur.com/7fCcfko <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:956631549] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>I had no idea what to expect</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Madcow 07/31/21 1:14:07 AM #2:	Was it any good? --- I have sigs disabled. <cite>Madcow posted [p:956631568] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Was it any good? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 07/31/21 1:17:30 AM #3:	I honestly don't know? It's weird as fucking hell and half the shit is never explained --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV https://imgur.com/S1m3po4 https://imgur.com/7fCcfko <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:956631619] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>I honestly don't know? It's weird as fucking hell and half the shit is never explained</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 07/31/21 1:20:23 AM #4:	I'm so hyped. I just want a Middle English version. But still. --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:956631663] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>I'm so hyped. I just want a Middle English version. But still. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/31/21 1:24:30 AM #5:	Bio1590 posted... I honestly don't know? It's weird as fucking hell and half the shit is never explained So... it's giving Monty Python and the Holy Grail a meaningful challenge for best Arthurian film ever? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:956631720] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted... </cite> <quote>I honestly don't know? It's weird as fucking hell and half the shit is never explained</quote>So... it's giving Monty Python and the Holy Grail a meaningful challenge for best Arthurian film ever? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BobanMarjanovic 07/31/21 1:30:07 AM #6:	Bio1590 posted... I honestly don't know? It's weird as fucking hell and half the shit is never explained I love movies like that. Gonna wait a couple of weeks until the theater dies down to see it. --- I killed those guys because they were awful, everybody is awful these days. <cite>BobanMarjanovic posted [p:956631805] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted... </cite> <quote>I honestly don't know? It's weird as fucking hell and half the shit is never explained</quote>I love movies like that. Gonna wait a couple of weeks until the theater dies down to see it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 07/31/21 1:32:42 AM #7:	Bio1590 posted... I honestly don't know? It's weird as fucking hell and half the shit is never explained I just watched it too and thought it was great. Most of it was explained though with the exception of the ~~fox~~ cuz I dont think ~~Morgan le Fay was controlling it and it acted in a super conflicting nature with itself.~~ --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:956631846] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted...</cite> <quote>I honestly don't know? It's weird as fucking hell and half the shit is never explained</quote> I just watched it too and thought it was great. Most of it was explained though with the exception of the fox cuz I dont think Morgan le Fay was controlling it and it acted in a super conflicting nature with itself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 07/31/21 1:33:46 AM #8:	Questionmarktarius posted... So... it's giving Monty Python and the Holy Grail a meaningful challenge for best Arthurian film ever? He literally never gets addressed as Arthur once actually! Hell he's even only referred to as "King" in the credits. --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV https://imgur.com/S1m3po4 https://imgur.com/7fCcfko <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:956631862] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote> So... it's giving Monty Python and the Holy Grail a meaningful challenge for best Arthurian film ever? </quote> He literally never gets addressed as Arthur once actually! Hell he's even only referred to as "King" in the credits.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/31/21 1:35:41 AM #9:	Bio1590 posted... He literally never gets addressed as Arthur once actually! Hell he's even only referred to as "King" in the credits. I'm taking this as a "yes" <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:956631888] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted... </cite> <quote>He literally never gets addressed as Arthur once actually! Hell he's even only referred to as "King" in the credits.</quote>I'm taking this as a "yes" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 07/31/21 1:44:50 AM #10:	Smashingpmkns posted... I just watched it too and thought it was great. Most of it was explained though with the exception of the ~~fox~~ cuz I dont think ~~Morgan le Fay was controlling it and it acted in a super conflicting nature with itself.~~ Well my question is ~~if Morgan wanted her son to usurp the throne, why not come up with a better plan~~ >_> --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV https://imgur.com/S1m3po4 https://imgur.com/7fCcfko <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:956632024] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote> I just watched it too and thought it was great. Most of it was explained though with the exception of the fox cuz I dont think Morgan le Fay was controlling it and it acted in a super conflicting nature with itself.</quote> Well my question is if Morgan wanted her son to usurp the throne, why not come up with a better plan >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 07/31/21 1:44:55 AM #11:	Questionmarktarius posted... So... it's giving Monty Python and the Holy Grail a meaningful challenge for best Arthurian film ever? Excalibur is a great movie --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:956632025] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>So... it's giving Monty Python and the Holy Grail a meaningful challenge for best Arthurian film ever?</quote>Excalibur is a great movie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Holy_Cloud105 07/31/21 1:45:14 AM #12:	I read Gawain and the Green Knight and it was one of the most boring books I ever read. Is the movie even more boring than the book? --- Currently Playing: The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel IV - End of Saga <cite>Holy_Cloud105 posted [p:956632028] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>I read Gawain and the Green Knight and it was one of the most boring books I ever read. Is the movie even more boring than the book? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07 07/31/21 1:47:07 AM #13:	I don't know much about it. Is it based off of the middle ages story(play?)? --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid Snake07 posted [p:956632063] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>I don't know much about it. Is it based off of the middle ages story(play?)? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DavidZ2844 07/31/21 1:47:09 AM #14:	Holy_Cloud105 posted... I read Gawain and the Green Knight and it was one of the most boring books I ever read. Is the movie even more boring than the book? I havent read the book, but yes it is. The movie was fucking awful and boring as hell. <cite>DavidZ2844 posted [p:956632065] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Holy_Cloud105 posted... </cite> <quote>I read Gawain and the Green Knight and it was one of the most boring books I ever read. Is the movie even more boring than the book?</quote>I havent read the book, but yes it is. The movie was fucking awful and boring as hell. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/31/21 1:51:33 AM #15:	DavidZ2844 posted... I havent read the book, but yes it is. The movie was fucking awful and boring as hell. Oh. The Python > Excalibur > Fisher King > whatever hierarchy remains. There's three Arthurian movies that are worth a damn. Terry Gilliam directed two of them. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:956632118] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>DavidZ2844 posted... </cite> <quote>I havent read the book, but yes it is. The movie was fucking awful and boring as hell.</quote>Oh. The Python > Excalibur > Fisher King > whatever hierarchy remains. There's three Arthurian movies that are worth a damn. Terry Gilliam directed two of them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 07/31/21 1:53:05 AM #16:	Holy_Cloud105 posted... I read Gawain and the Green Knight and it was one of the most boring books I ever read. Is the movie even more boring than the book? Shameful (this post, not the movie) --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:956632144] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Holy_Cloud105 posted... </cite> <quote>I read Gawain and the Green Knight and it was one of the most boring books I ever read. Is the movie even more boring than the book?</quote>Shameful (this post, not the movie) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 07/31/21 2:00:46 AM #17:	Solid Snake07 posted... I don't know much about it. Is it based off of the middle ages story(play?)? Yes with a lot of deviation. --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV https://imgur.com/S1m3po4 https://imgur.com/7fCcfko <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:956632261] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Solid Snake07 posted...</cite> <quote>I don't know much about it. Is it based off of the middle ages story(play?)? </quote> Yes with a lot of deviation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 07/31/21 2:13:52 AM #18:	Bio1590 posted... Well my question is Remember whenGawain was asked to sit next to Arthur and he said he was not worthy or whatever to sit next to him? And when he was asked what he sees in the court and he said "legends"? Basically the whole quest was to make something of Gawain. Kinda hard to take the place of a guy who killed "950+ people" on the battlefield if you ain't shit lol --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:956632450] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted...</cite> <quote>Well my question is</quote> Remember whenGawain was asked to sit next to Arthur and he said he was not worthy or whatever to sit next to him? And when he was asked what he sees in the court and he said "legends"? Basically the whole quest was to make something of Gawain. Kinda hard to take the place of a guy who killed "950+ people" on the battlefield if you ain't shit lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/31/21 2:17:37 AM #19:	Smashingpmkns posted... Remember whenGawain was asked to sit next to Arthur and he said he was not worthy or whatever to sit next to him? And when he was asked what he sees in the court and he said "legends"? Basically the whole quest was to make something of Gawain. Kinda hard to take the place of a guy who killed "950+ people" on the battlefield if you ain't shit lol Brave sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away away. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:956632525] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>Remember whenGawain was asked to sit next to Arthur and he said he was not worthy or whatever to sit next to him? And when he was asked what he sees in the court and he said "legends"? Basically the whole quest was to make something of Gawain. Kinda hard to take the place of a guy who killed "950+ people" on the battlefield if you ain't shit lol</quote>Brave sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 07/31/21 2:19:39 AM #20:	Smashingpmkns posted... Remember whenGawain was asked to sit next to Arthur and he said he was not worthy or whatever to sit next to him? And when he was asked what he sees in the court and he said "legends"? Basically the whole quest was to make something of Gawain. Kinda hard to take the place of a guy who killed "950+ people" on the battlefield if you ain't shit lol I mean ~~she could've come up with something that wouldn't require him to keep the sash on 24/7 for the rest of his life or else he'd instantly die~~ is what I'm getting at >_> Also when that scene happened literally all I could think of was ~~The Green Ribbon~~ --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV https://imgur.com/S1m3po4 https://imgur.com/7fCcfko <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:956632550] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote> Remember whenGawain was asked to sit next to Arthur and he said he was not worthy or whatever to sit next to him? And when he was asked what he sees in the court and he said "legends"? Basically the whole quest was to make something of Gawain. Kinda hard to take the place of a guy who killed "950+ people" on the battlefield if you ain't shit lol</quote> I mean she could've come up with something that wouldn't require him to keep the sash on 24/7 for the rest of his life or else he'd instantly die is what I'm getting at >_> Also when that scene happened literally all I could think of was The Green Ribbon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 07/31/21 7:44:11 PM #21:	You know I realized Almost every "big" moment in this movie was in the trailers, including the fact that ~~the fox speaks and the giants~~. --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV https://imgur.com/S1m3po4 https://imgur.com/7fCcfko <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:956652997] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>You know I realized Almost every "big" moment in this movie was in the trailers, including the fact that the fox speaks and the giants.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 07/31/21 7:54:03 PM #22:	How sexy was Dev Patel? --- #FeelTheBern https://imgur.com/q5z4CUu https://imgur.com/6B9oFXh https://imgur.com/sy42Dlf <cite>lilORANG posted [p:956653282] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>How sexy was Dev Patel?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 07/31/21 7:56:23 PM #23:	The scene when ~~that girl made him cum on the green sash~~ was hilarious --- I'm the fly in the ointment, the spanner in the works. I'm unpredictable. I'm the X-Factor. - Jamie Madrox <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:956653349] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>The scene when that girl made him cum on the green sash was hilarious</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 07/31/21 7:59:14 PM #24:	YookaLaylee posted... The scene when ~~that girl made him cum on the green sash~~ was hilarious The fact that ~~he clearly never washed it after that~~ was on my mind the entire rest of the movie. --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV https://imgur.com/S1m3po4 https://imgur.com/7fCcfko <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:956653427] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>YookaLaylee posted...</cite> <quote>The scene when that girl made him cum on the green sash was hilarious</quote> The fact that he clearly never washed it after that was on my mind the entire rest of the movie.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 07/31/21 8:31:00 PM #25:	Man I loved it so much. Interesting that they chose to not go with (or at least not mention) ~~Bertilak being the GK~~. During the last 15 minutes I was kinda baffled at first, wondering if they were really taking Gawain this direction, then I was like nah this HAS to be ~~a fantasy sequence~~ and he must still be ~~at the chapel~~. So glad I was right on that lol. --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:956654238] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Man I loved it so much. Interesting that they chose to not go with (or at least not mention) Bertilak being the GK. During the last 15 minutes I was kinda baffled at first, wondering if they were really taking Gawain this direction, then I was like nah this HAS to be a fantasy sequence and he must still be at the chapel. So glad I was right on that lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 07/31/21 8:33:30 PM #26:	In general I was actually surprised how many characters they left unnamed. Would've been an easy "ooooh" for casual moviegoers to drop at least one or two names, but I like that they didn't feel the need to be so outright. --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:956654295] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>In general I was actually surprised how many characters they left unnamed. Would've been an easy "ooooh" for casual moviegoers to drop at least one or two names, but I like that they didn't feel the need to be so outright. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 07/31/21 8:38:36 PM #27:	I enjoyed this bad description of the movie from reddit: ~~An alcoholic legacy bid journeys through a midieval acid trip to face an evil Groot, protected only by a cum rag and the magic of Christmas~~ --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:956654416] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>I enjoyed this bad description of the movie from reddit: An alcoholic legacy bid journeys through a midieval acid trip to face an evil Groot, protected only by a cum rag and the magic of Christmas </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 07/31/21 8:40:38 PM #28:	Also: Monty Python and the Seventh Seal --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:956654468] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Also: Monty Python and the Seventh Seal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 07/31/21 8:41:18 PM #29:	The ~~jizz scene~~ had my whole theater audibly say ew really loud. --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:956654488] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>The jizz scene had my whole theater audibly say ew really loud.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 07/31/21 9:06:07 PM #30:	lol yeah --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV https://imgur.com/S1m3po4 https://imgur.com/7fCcfko <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:956655128] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>lol yeah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendary_zell 07/31/21 9:44:28 PM #31:	I had no idea what was happening at almost any point of that movie. --- I gotta be righteous, I gotta be me, I gotta be conscious, I gotta be free, I gotta be able, I gotta attack, I gotta be stable, I gotta be black. <cite>legendary_zell posted [p:956656137] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>I had no idea what was happening at almost any point of that movie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 07/31/21 9:59:42 PM #32:	Yo I went to buy a ticket for this for tomorrow and my theater is showing Monty Python and the Holy Grail rn too --- The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form. I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:956656501] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Yo I went to buy a ticket for this for tomorrow and my theater is showing Monty Python and the Holy Grail rn too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 07/31/21 10:31:29 PM #33:	DespondentDeity posted... Yo I went to buy a ticket for this for tomorrow and my theater is showing Monty Python and the Holy Grail rn too That sounds like some kind of shit Alamo Drafthouse would do. legendary_zell posted... I had no idea what was happening at almost any point of that movie. Some of it truly never makes any sense, the overarching plot just gets shown at the end when ~~his vision of the future has him become King. The whole thing is a ploy/plan by his mom (who is Morgan Le Fay, that's not part of the original) to usurp the throne~~. --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV https://imgur.com/S1m3po4 https://imgur.com/7fCcfko <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:956657366] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>DespondentDeity posted...</cite> <quote>Yo I went to buy a ticket for this for tomorrow and my theater is showing Monty Python and the Holy Grail rn too </quote> That sounds like some kind of shit Alamo Drafthouse would do. legendary_zell posted...</cite> <quote>I had no idea what was happening at almost any point of that movie. </quote> Some of it truly never makes any sense, the overarching plot just gets shown at the end when his vision of the future has him become King. The whole thing is a ploy/plan by his mom (who is Morgan Le Fay, that's not part of the original) to usurp the throne.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 07/31/21 10:32:45 PM #34:	Also I'm gonna try and make one of those "spoilers without context" photosets, I already got some good ones I think >_> --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV https://imgur.com/S1m3po4 https://imgur.com/7fCcfko <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:956657395] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Also I'm gonna try and make one of those "spoilers without context" photosets, I already got some good ones I think >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 07/31/21 10:36:03 PM #35:	Bio1590 posted... That sounds like some kind of shit Alamo Drafthouse would do. haha if only, always wanted to try that, but I live in bumfuck Wyoming --- The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form. I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:956657487] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted... </cite> <quote>That sounds like some kind of shit Alamo Drafthouse would do.</quote> haha if only, always wanted to try that, but I live in bumfuck Wyoming </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 08/01/21 1:42:43 AM #36:	Also this movie made me realize: Damn, I really love Joel Edgerton. --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:956661964] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Also this movie made me realize: Damn, I really love Joel Edgerton. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 08/01/21 11:45:53 AM #37:	Got a ticket for 3:50 today, so excited. Its like 6 hours from now --- The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form. I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:956670289] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Got a ticket for 3:50 today, so excited. Its like 6 hours from now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 08/01/21 12:03:39 PM #38:	The story its based on is really weird. Historians can't figure it out since ~~the Green Knight is friends with Morgana Le Fay, and makes his home where the devil is worshiped~~ ~~yet still ends up being a good guy who is only testing the knights' virtue.~~ <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:956670716] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>The story its based on is really weird. Historians can't figure it out since the Green Knight is friends with Morgana Le Fay, and makes his home where the devil is worshiped yet still ends up being a good guy who is only testing the knights' virtue. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 08/01/21 8:16:46 PM #39:	Yo who was tits deep in a mushroom trip reading that poem lmao? Great fuckin movie for sure --- The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form. I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:956683801] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>Yo who was tits deep in a mushroom trip reading that poem lmao? Great fuckin movie for sure </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 08/01/21 9:07:37 PM #40:	They showed the cum, is there another movie that shows the cum? --- The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form. I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:956685046] in lmao wtf w... [t:79591475]...</cite> <quote>They showed the cum, is there another movie that shows the cum? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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