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Heartomaton
07/30/21 1:43:49 PM
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Just straight up take them. Middle of the night. Poof. Gone.

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Kajagogo
07/30/21 1:52:48 PM
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The Earth would have been destroyed by Magcargo.

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Southernfatman
07/30/21 1:54:03 PM
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That's Hypno

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RchHomieQuanChi
07/30/21 1:54:26 PM
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Hypno would devour your dreams

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pegusus123456
07/31/21 7:28:34 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT_ZpHgiIKo

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07/31/21 7:32:57 AM
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BurmesePenguin
07/31/21 7:35:16 AM
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If pokemon was real children would exit school at grade 3, have no skills at anything, including basic math, and just roam the land like a hobo, scrunching money together by fighting other people. Especially big fat hikers.
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BloodMoon7
07/31/21 7:37:24 AM
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Good. Be doing me a favor.

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Lokison
07/31/21 7:47:23 AM
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One pissed off Tyranitar would have killed the earth 1,000s if years ago.

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Lokison
07/31/21 7:48:04 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Good. Be doing me a favor.
Well, if I didnt already think you were a despicable poster, I definitely do now.

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BloodMoon7
07/31/21 7:50:41 AM
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Lokison posted...
Well, if I didnt already think you were a despicable poster, I definitely do now.
Sorry you're absolutely right. I should really just drag them to the Pokspirit realm myself. We'll go as a family! I may or may not forget to take them back home.

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Alteres
07/31/21 7:59:33 AM
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A lot of things steal children according to the Pokdex.

I think its just some small explanation for the ditches full of dead children that must surely exist in that universe.

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Lokison
07/31/21 8:00:42 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Sorry you're absolutely right. I should really just drag them to the Pokspirit realm myself. We'll go as a family! I may or may not forget to take them back home.
Joking about wanting your children abducted twice now! Great showing. Maybe just get a pitbull

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BloodMoon7
07/31/21 8:04:12 AM
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Lokison posted...
Joking about wanting your children abducted /killed twice now! Great showing. Maybe just get a pitbull
I'm a cat person and in the great pibble debates of CE, I'm probably on the No Pibble side. I don't hate them but I don't think they should have firearms. They don't have people hands for one. How will they use them?

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Lokison
07/31/21 8:11:44 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm a cat person and in the great pibble debates of CE, I'm probably on the No Pibble side. I don't hate them but I don't think they should have firearms. They don't have people hands for one. How will they use them?
Funny you should say that... cause the whole joke is based off:
Your tag, which was made weeks ago because of how aggressive you are in the pitbull topics. You're just proving how despicable you are with each post.

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BloodMoon7
07/31/21 8:16:14 AM
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Lokison posted...
Funny you should say that... cause the whole joke is based
Your tag, which was made weeks ago because of how aggressive you are in the pitbull topics. You're just proving how despicable you are with each post.
Ok so I'm not sure what the point of this post is. So you say I'm Anti Pibble and at no point do I really deny that I'm not a fan of them? It's not like tomorrow I will be saying "These Pibbles are great! Jelly filled are my favourite!"

What is it?

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Slayer_22
07/31/21 8:18:55 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...

Ok so I'm not sure what the point of this post is. So you say I'm Anti Pibble and at no point do I really deny that I'm not a fan of them? It's not like tomorrow I will be saying "These Pibbles are great! Jelly filled are my favourite!"

What is it?

Regardless of the point of the post, I have no dog in this fight(ha), but your opinions are generally trash and half the time you shitpost(which is better). Plus you like gunpla, so I don't think your opinion means much anyway lol
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Lokison
07/31/21 8:19:19 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Ok so I'm not sure what the point of this post is. So you say I'm Anti Pibble and at no point do I really deny that I'm not a fan of them? It's not like tomorrow I will be saying "These Pibbles are great! Jelly filled are my favourite!"

What is it?
You are literally talking about wanting your kids dead/taken away, and claim pitbulls do that. Are you that dense?

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Lokison
07/31/21 8:20:31 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Regardless of the point of the post, I have no dog in this fight(ha), but your opinions are generally trash and half the time you shitpost(which is better). Plus you like gunpla, so I don't think your opinion means much anyway lol
Also a great point. You're literally as bad a poster as PoundGarden and weekoldhotdog.

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Slayer_22
07/31/21 8:23:01 AM
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Ehhh, not as bad as PoundGarden at all. That dude is toxic as hell. Dude straight up started harassing me. Bloodmoon's funny sometimes and sometimes he just has trashy opinions. You could say the same about me.

PoundGarden was whining over on hellhole about emailing his senator about pitties ffs lol
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Lokison
07/31/21 8:24:04 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Ehhh, not as bad as PoundGarden at all. That dude is toxic as hell. Dude straight up started harassing me. Bloodmoon's funny sometimes and sometimes he just has trashy opinions. You could say the same about me.

PoundGarden was whining over on hellhole about emailing his senator about pitties ffs lol
With what's been said here, I would argue the same league, just different sports.

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BloodMoon7
07/31/21 8:27:25 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Regardless of the point of the post, I have no dog in this fight(ha), but your opinions are generally trash and half the time you shitpost(which is better). Plus you like gunpla, so I don't think your opinion means much anyway lol
Well firstly, I don't really have any strong opinions. Let's take pibbles as an example. Sure, you may see it as aggressively anti pibble if you want. But I'm mostly just joking around because that's just the thing going around right now. It's not like I had much to say about dogs in general before this and I won't afterwards if we collectively move on from these topics. Like I said, I don't even hate pitbulls. I would have no reason to continue.

Secondly, I don't like anyone. If you have something against gunpla, it's not really my problem. If you want to fight her, go on. I personally have no issue with gunpla at all so if you want to just assume that I like that user, feel free. Don't expect me to participate if you two do have your slappy fight though.

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BloodMoon7
07/31/21 8:32:54 AM
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Lokison posted...
You are literally talking about wanting your kids dead/taken away, and claim pitbulls do that. Are you that dense?
I'm not even sure how to respond to that. Both of those cases are just me having a laugh. If you still take issue with that fine, but like, don't take me so seriously. I'm not a serious user. Pokmon don't exist so they can't take the children I don't even have and pibbles can and do attack children, that's not up for debate. How likely it is to happen is another matter but the joke exists for a reason.

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RedJackson
07/31/21 8:33:31 AM
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Lokison posted...
With what's been said here, I would argue the same league, just different sports.

Damn yall still on gpg huh? Shes a good user

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Slayer_22
07/31/21 8:33:44 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...

Well firstly, I don't really have any strong opinions. Let's take pibbles as an example. Sure, you may see it as aggressively anti pibble if you want. But I'm mostly just joking around because that's just the thing going around right now. It's not like I had much to say about dogs in general before this and I won't afterwards if we collectively move on from these topics. Like I said, I don't even hate pitbulls. I would have no reason to continue.

Secondly, I don't like anyone. If you have something against gunpla, it's not really my problem. If you want to fight her, go on. I personally have no issue with gunpla at all so if you want to just assume that I like that user, feel free. Don't expect me to participate if you two do have your slappy fight though.


Hey, man, when you're actively trying to participate with toxic individuals, it's pretty easy to connect dots. Whether or not that's the right thing to do, eh, but it's not hard to see why people would do it.
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Slayer_22
07/31/21 8:35:27 AM
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RedJackson posted...


Damn yall still on gpg huh? Shes a good user

Damn, Red, I know you're a self admitted simp but there has to be a LIMIT to the simping.
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Lokison
07/31/21 8:37:10 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm not even sure how to respond to that. Both of those cases are just me having a laugh. If you still take issue with that fine, but like, don't take me so seriously. I'm not a serious user. Pokmon don't exist so they can't take the children I don't even have and pibbles can and do attack children, that's not up for debate. How likely it is to happen is another matter but the joke exists for a reason.
Back peddle extraordinaire. Literally making jokes about children taken to death, get called out well enough you cant properly defend yourself; then start saying "no I didnt mean it, it was all a joke and not my real thoughts!".

Fucking pathetic.

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RedJackson
07/31/21 8:38:30 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Damn, Red, I know you're a self admitted simp but there has to be a LIMIT to the simping.

NO LIMIT FREE DIVING

Down the depths of SIMP



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Lokison
07/31/21 8:38:53 AM
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RedJackson posted...
Damn yall still on gpg huh? Shes a good user
I mean, you can have your opinion and all, its valid and I get that but... I'm a NH person and you're a MASShole so...

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Slayer_22
07/31/21 8:39:10 AM
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RedJackson posted...


NO LIMIT FREE DIVING

Down the depths of SIMP



STOP! YOU ARE SIMPING TOO HARD!

You'll DIE!
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BloodMoon7
07/31/21 8:40:31 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Hey, man, when you're actively trying to participate with toxic individuals, it's pretty easy to connect dots. Whether or not that's the right thing to do, eh, but it's not hard to see why people would do it.
So what do you want me to do? It's one thing for you to say things vaguely but it would help if you would be a bit more specific. What is the issue? Should I not talk to gunpla? Unreasonable. Should I not joke around if I see gunpla make a move that might lead to a laugh? Perhaps but that's just how I am. Should I not step in if there's an argument? Maybe gunpla goes too far, that's fine. But similarly, if gunpla is minding their own business and someone comes in randomly, I am going to be confused about that as much as I am when gunpla randomly wrecking balls topics herself.

So what you want then?

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Marmitecashews
07/31/21 8:42:24 AM
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Lokison
07/31/21 8:45:13 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
So what do you want me to do? It's one thing for you to say things vaguely but it would help if you would be a bit more specific. What is the issue? Should I not talk to gunpla? Unreasonable. Should I not joke around if I see gunpla make a move that might lead to a laugh? Perhaps but that's just how I am. Should I not step in if there's an argument? Maybe gunpla goes too far, that's fine. But similarly, if gunpla is minding their own business and someone comes in randomly, I am going to be confused about that as much as I am when gunpla randomly wrecking balls topics herself.

So what you want then?
Cant even address what I said can you?

Plus, you actively defended her. Not joking around defending her, but straight up standing as a shield.

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Slayer_22
07/31/21 8:46:19 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...

So what do you want me to do? It's one thing for you to say things vaguely but it would help if you would be a bit more specific. What is the issue? Should I not talk to gunpla? Unreasonable. Should I not joke around if I see gunpla make a move that might lead to a laugh? Perhaps but that's just how I am. Should I not step in if there's an argument? Maybe gunpla goes too far, that's fine. But similarly, if gunpla is minding their own business and someone comes in randomly, I am going to be confused about that as much as I am when gunpla randomly wrecking balls topics herself.

So what you want then?

I mean, personally, I wouldn't associate with a toxic person in a positive degree willingly. Especially in her weird ass attention seeking topics.

Unless I'm just bringing up her lack of an apology to the multiple things she's done, of course. Or making jokes or something.

I don't want anything though. You do you, boo. I'm just observing and commenting.
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BloodMoon7
07/31/21 8:46:21 AM
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Lokison posted...
Back peddle extraordinaire. Literally making jokes about children taken to death, get called out well enough you cant properly defend yourself; then start saying "no I didnt mean it, it was all a joke and not my real thoughts!".

Fucking pathetic.
Well you can interpret it that way, but I never said those are my opinions, that's your assumption. And I'm going to continue making jokes like that because I want to. If you want to take everything I say seriously, that's fine. I make no move to defend myself. If you wish to see me as a horrible person, I will not deny it. After all, joke or not, simply saying these things can be considered distasteful, I'm not unaware of this. I am indeed a naughty person.

But like, relax. If you think I'm here for an argument, I'm afraid you're in for disappointment. Call me terrible and I will agree. Call me a hypocrite and I will agree. Call me out on something and yes you are probably correct, even if I was joking, jokes may be based on the reality of one's self. Think what you want, I would have it no other way.

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SpaceBear_
07/31/21 8:48:13 AM
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Gloom's toxins can knock people out from a mile away. Get a bunch of Gloom's running around and everybody is just KO'd 24/7.

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BloodMoon7
07/31/21 8:49:20 AM
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Lokison posted...
Cant even address what I said can you?

Plus, you actively defended her. Not joking around defending her, but straight up standing as a shield.
I did just now. And what do you want then?

Slayer_22 posted...
I mean, personally, I wouldn't associate with a toxic person in a positive degree willingly. Especially in her weird ass attention seeking topics.

Unless I'm just bringing up her lack of an apology to the multiple things she's done, of course. Or making jokes or something.

I don't want anything though. You do you, boo. I'm just observing and commenting.
And that's fine but that's also what you said the last time. Stop wasting my time. If you want to observe that's fine. But if you want to comment then at least provide me with something I can put input back into. Otherwise I don't see why you would talk to me about this at all. Obviously I'll do me, why would I not? You need something from me?

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gunplagirl
07/31/21 8:52:17 AM
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Gengar doesn't need to take my kids. :'( The liberals already did.

But yeah, too many spookypasta Pokedex entries. Getting beat up by some of the territorial ones would basically mean death lol.


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BloodMoon7
07/31/21 8:52:27 AM
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It's dawn now so I need my 3 hours. I probably won't come back here so send me a PM or something if we are still having this discussion.

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BloodMoon7
07/31/21 8:53:00 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Gengar doesn't need to take my kids. :'( The liberals already did.

But yeah, too many spookypasta Pokedex entries. Getting beat up by some of the territorial ones would basically mean death lol.
In the meantime, here is your usual plaything. Have fun kids!

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RedJackson
07/31/21 8:53:56 AM
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Lokison posted...
I'm a NH person and you're a Ma****** so...

You may have a point with this actually, carry on

Slayer_22 posted...
STOP! YOU ARE SIMPING TOO HARD!

You'll DIE!

Nothing is forever unless its UNLIMITED



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BloodMoon7
07/31/21 8:57:17 AM
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I said have fun, why did you all stop posting? I better see some action when I wake up.

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gunplagirl
07/31/21 8:58:51 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
In the meantime, here is your usual plaything. Have fun kids!
I just read through the topic. :'( Why do people keep derailing what should have been a perfectly good Pokemon topic by bringing me up? It's not all right to do that. I'm just trying to enjoy some downtime at work and after I post I realize there's a ton of people in here angry at me, how do you think that makes me feel knowing they're bullying me AND not going to get in trouble for derailing stuff when in the past I've got warned for posting twice in a row in my own AMA thread because it was "disruptive posting" according to the moderation. :'(

Please, do this elsewhere and post about it ina discord or reddit or whatever. I just want to talk about Pokedex entries. :<

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Lokison
07/31/21 8:59:54 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Well you can interpret it that way, but I never said those are my opinions, that's your assumption. And I'm going to continue making jokes like that because I want to. If you want to take everything I say seriously, that's fine. I make no move to defend myself. If you wish to see me as a horrible person, I will not deny it. After all, joke or not, simply saying these things can be considered distasteful, I'm not unaware of this. I am indeed a naughty person.

But like, relax. If you think I'm here for an argument, I'm afraid you're in for disappointment. Call me terrible and I will agree. Call me a hypocrite and I will agree. Call me out on something and yes you are probably correct, even if I was joking, jokes may be based on the reality of one's self. Think what you want, I would have it no other way.
My last post too, but you just admites to everything by yourself so that's good. I don't need to point it out anymore. You used your own words to prove the point more than once. Good night gentleperson.

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Lokison
07/31/21 9:03:17 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
I just read through the topic. :'( Why do people keep derailing what should have been a perfectly good Pokemon topic by bringing me up? It's not all right to do that. I'm just trying to enjoy some downtime at work and after I post I realize there's a ton of people in here angry at me, how do you think that makes me feel knowing they're bullying me AND not going to get in trouble for derailing stuff when in the past I've got warned for posting twice in a row in my own AMA thread because it was "disruptive posting" according to the moderation. :'(

Please, do this elsewhere and post about it ina discord or reddit or whatever. I just want to talk about Pokedex entries. :<
Sorry; that was a second to last post. This is the real last post: you bully others all the time and it took a while to bring you up. Stop acting like this topic is about yo- wait it is now that you've posted in it.

Carry on, I'll have popcorn when I wake up

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RedJackson
07/31/21 9:04:07 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
I just read through the topic. :'( Why do people keep derailing what should have been a perfectly good Pokemon topic by bringing me up? It's not all right to do that. I'm just trying to enjoy some downtime at work and after I post I realize there's a ton of people in here angry at me, how do you think that makes me feel knowing they're bullying me AND not going to get in trouble for derailing stuff when in the past I've got warned for posting twice in a row in my own AMA thread because it was "disruptive posting" according to the moderation. :'(

Please, do this elsewhere and post about it ina discord or reddit or whatever. I just want to talk about Pokedex entries. :<

Aw man sorry gpg

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Nukazie
07/31/21 9:04:31 AM
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cool

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Slayer_22
07/31/21 9:09:33 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
And that's fine but that's also what you said the last time. Stop wasting my time. If you want to observe that's fine. But if you want to comment then at least provide me with something I can put input back into. Otherwise I don't see why you would talk to me about this at all. Obviously I'll do me, why would I not? You need something from me?

No need to get aggressive. Being on this site is a waste of time anyway. All I'm saying is that when you actively participate with people like gunpla, you'll be grouped in with people like her. If you don't want to be, call her out on her actions or don't associate with her weird topics.

Hell, she's pulling some weird fake empathy shit in this topic. Ask her to apologize for the dreadful stuff she's done, and she won't pull this again lol.

gunplagirl posted...

I just read through the topic. :'( Why do people keep derailing what should have been a perfectly good Pokemon topic by bringing me up? It's not all right to do that. I'm just trying to enjoy some downtime at work and after I post I realize there's a ton of people in here angry at me, how do you think that makes me feel knowing they're bullying me AND not going to get in trouble for derailing stuff when in the past I've got warned for posting twice in a row in my own AMA thread because it was "disruptive posting" according to the moderation. :'(

Please, do this elsewhere and post about it ina discord or reddit or whatever. I just want to talk about Pokedex entries. :<

No, you don't. You weren't even in this topic. Also you regularly derail topics, whenever people bring up the awful stuff you've said.
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gunplagirl
07/31/21 9:19:46 AM
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Okay, so here's some stuff about my favorite Pokemon, Starmie. It likely came from outer space, is constantly emitting radio waves into space that can cause headaches, it's perfectly symmetrical, and apparently it absorbs plankton when it is moving through the ocean. Factor in several other space-origin Pokemon with cores and that most of them are also psychic type (Clefairy are from the moon, so not quite deep space)... Are there a bunch of alien invaders that just happened to adapt to earth well enough and became our friends/ pets in the process?

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Slayer_22
07/31/21 9:22:14 AM
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I wonder if there is a Pokmon that apologizes after it does something incredibly wrong? Weirdly specific, but they do have a keychain Pokmon.
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