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Heartomaton 07/29/21 7:28:39 PM #1:	And your father smells of elderberries. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:956590073] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>And your father smells of elderberries. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/29/21 7:29:02 PM #2:	What a coincidence, you fight like a cow --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:956590085] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>What a coincidence, you fight like a cow </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/29/21 7:29:50 PM #3:	Your father was a rube and your face stinks of my father <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:956590107] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>Your father was a rube and your face stinks of my father </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 07/29/21 7:31:53 PM #4:	Note that the background is that was Monty Python's weird way of saying that their mothers were whores (hamsters fuck a lot) and their dads were drunks (elderberry wine). --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:956590169] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>Note that the background is that was Monty Python's weird way of saying that their mothers were whores (hamsters fuck a lot) and their dads were drunks (elderberry wine). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KFHEWUI 07/29/21 7:43:37 PM #6:	I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! --- R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og "Me and my swole chihuahua are about to blow you away, Becky," Anya Forger, SPYxFAMILY. <cite>KFHEWUI posted [p:956590515] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/29/21 7:44:16 PM #7:	The Holy Hand-grenade <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:956590534] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>The Holy Hand-grenade </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rodu_jr 07/29/21 7:44:28 PM #8:	go away you wiper of other peoples bottoms <cite>rodu_jr posted [p:956590544] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>go away you wiper of other peoples bottoms </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 07/29/21 7:45:34 PM #9:	a DUCK! --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:956590570] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>a DUCK! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/29/21 7:45:47 PM #10:	Is that is that a rabbit? <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:956590579] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>Is that is that a rabbit? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 07/29/21 7:47:23 PM #11:	Tis but a scratch. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:956590627] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>Tis but a scratch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KFHEWUI 07/29/21 7:48:11 PM #12:	Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder? --- R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og "Me and my swole chihuahua are about to blow you away, Becky," Anya Forger, SPYxFAMILY. <cite>KFHEWUI posted [p:956590651] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/29/21 7:48:27 PM #13:	<cite>Xethuminra posted [p:956590658] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KFHEWUI 07/29/21 7:50:26 PM #14:	Xethuminra posted... You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight. --- R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og "Me and my swole chihuahua are about to blow you away, Becky," Anya Forger, SPYxFAMILY. <cite>KFHEWUI posted [p:956590716] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>Xethuminra posted... </cite> <quote></quote> You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/29/21 7:51:34 PM #15:	<cite>Xethuminra posted [p:956590754] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KFHEWUI 07/29/21 7:53:42 PM #16:	--- R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og "Me and my swole chihuahua are about to blow you away, Becky," Anya Forger, SPYxFAMILY. <cite>KFHEWUI posted [p:956590825] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 07/29/21 8:09:09 PM #17:	Monty Python is about as funny as trying to pass a kidney stone the size of a golf ball --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/X4cT0Sp https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:956591313] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>Monty Python is about as funny as trying to pass a kidney stone the size of a golf ball </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 07/29/21 8:10:14 PM #18:	Flauros posted... Monty Python is about as funny as trying to pass a kidney stone the size of a golf ball You take that back right now or a moose will bite you. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:956591352] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>Flauros posted... </cite> <quote>Monty Python is about as funny as trying to pass a kidney stone the size of a golf ball</quote> You take that back right now or a moose will bite you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/29/21 8:11:33 PM #19:	To be fair, I mean Look at the sorts of films Terry created afterward. I think Monty Python is terribly misunderstood. Satire shouldnt be that funny. <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:956591385] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>To be fair, I mean Look at the sorts of films Terry created afterward. I think Monty Python is terribly misunderstood. Satire shouldnt be that funny. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Notti 07/31/21 6:52:09 AM #20:	Flauros posted... Monty Python is about as funny as trying to pass a kidney stone the size of a golf ball ... bring me a shrubbery. --- https://youtube.com/TheYoungTurks/videos Bernie>Biden>poo>Trump https://RightWingWatch.org https://reddit.com/r/BreadTube https://fb.me/OccupyDemocrats <cite>Notti posted [p:956635279] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote><cite>Flauros posted...</cite> <quote>Monty Python is about as funny as trying to pass a kidney stone the size of a golf ball </quote> ... bring me a shrubbery.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DravenRainrix 07/31/21 7:15:37 AM #21:	Heartomaton posted... You take that back right now or a moose will bite you. A Mse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the mse with the sharpened end of an interspace tthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian mvies --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... <cite>DravenRainrix posted [p:956635553] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>You take that back right now or a moose will bite you.</quote> A Mse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the mse with the sharpened end of an interspace tthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian mvies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 07/31/21 7:16:50 AM #22:	NI. NI. NI. NI. NI. NI. Go away. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:956635568] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>NI. NI. NI. NI. NI. NI. Go away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 07/31/21 7:20:55 AM #23:	"You only killed the bride's father, that's all!" "Well I really didn't mean to." "'Didn't mean to'? You put your sword right through his head!" "Oh dear. Is he alright?" --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:956635614] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>"You only killed the bride's father, that's all!" "Well I really didn't mean to." "'Didn't mean to'? You put your sword right through his head!" "Oh dear. Is he alright?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 07/31/21 3:06:11 PM #25:	All joking aside, I do enjoy knocking coconuts together. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:956645581] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>All joking aside, I do enjoy knocking coconuts together.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 07/31/21 3:11:25 PM #26:	Ni! --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:956645731] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>Ni! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 07/31/21 3:12:45 PM #27:	Message for you sir. --- CyricZ He/him <cite>CyricZ posted [p:956645766] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>Message for you sir. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 07/31/21 3:13:48 PM #28:	Bring out ya dead --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png http://www.last.fm/user/hockeybub89/ <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:956645792] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>Bring out ya dead </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DravenRainrix 07/31/21 3:15:17 PM #29:	SiO4 posted... All joking aside, I do enjoy knocking coconuts together. I find ones carried by Swallows on a line are the most satisfying. --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... <cite>DravenRainrix posted [p:956645835] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>SiO4 posted... </cite> <quote>All joking aside, I do enjoy knocking coconuts together.</quote> I find ones carried by Swallows on a line are the most satisfying. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 07/31/21 3:20:07 PM #30:	DravenRainrix posted... I find ones carried by Swallows on a line are the most satisfying. I was going to make a joke, but checked to see if I got the wording right... ....And got a link to my hometown. Jesus Christ!! https://tinyurl.com/5ap6pwhp --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:956645972] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>DravenRainrix posted...</cite> <quote> I find ones carried by Swallows on a line are the most satisfying. </quote> I was going to make a joke, but checked to see if I got the wording right... ....And got a link to my hometown. Jesus Christ!! https://tinyurl.com/5ap6pwhp</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 07/31/21 3:23:45 PM #31:	DravenRainrix posted... I find ones carried by Swallows on a line are the most satisfying. African or European? What is their air-speed velocity? --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:956646068] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>DravenRainrix posted... </cite> <quote>I find ones carried by Swallows on a line are the most satisfying.</quote>African or European? What is their air-speed velocity? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DravenRainrix 07/31/21 3:26:29 PM #32:	GGuirao13 posted... African or European? What is their typical aerial velocity? After much study in the 80s, it was discovered that coconuts are carried to England by one African and one European swallow in a sort of tandem team work scenario. The higher velocity of the African swallow balances out with the stronger leg lifting power of the European swallow. --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... <cite>DravenRainrix posted [p:956646129] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>GGuirao13 posted... </cite> <quote>African or European? What is their typical aerial velocity?</quote> After much study in the 80s, it was discovered that coconuts are carried to England by one African and one European swallow in a sort of tandem team work scenario. The higher velocity of the African swallow balances out with the stronger leg lifting power of the European swallow. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 07/31/21 3:31:28 PM #33:	The only really lame thing This parrot is no more! About Monty Python It has ceased to be! Is mostly the fans He's expired and gone on to meet his maker! Who throw out random quotes He's stiff! Bereft of life! He rests in peace! Without the context This is an ex-parrot! Or the timing of what made the actual comedy routines great. --- CyricZ He/him <cite>CyricZ posted [p:956646271] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>The only really lame thing <quote>This parrot is no more!</quote> About Monty Python <quote>It has ceased to be!</quote> Is mostly the fans <quote>He's expired and gone on to meet his maker!</quote> Who throw out random quotes <quote>He's stiff! Bereft of life! He rests in peace!</quote> Without the context <quote>This is an ex-parrot!</quote> Or the timing of what made the actual comedy routines great. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KFHEWUI 07/31/21 6:08:11 PM #34:	Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. --- R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og "Me and my swole chihuahua are about to blow you away, Becky," Anya Forger, SPYxFAMILY. <cite>KFHEWUI posted [p:956650426] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 07/31/21 6:22:22 PM #35:	KFHEWUI posted... Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Ask me your questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:956650863] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>KFHEWUI posted... </cite> <quote>Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.</quote> Ask me your questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DravenRainrix 07/31/21 6:24:08 PM #36:	Heartomaton posted... Ask me your questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. What is the capital of Assyria? --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... <cite>DravenRainrix posted [p:956650908] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Ask me your questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.</quote> What is the capital of Assyria? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 07/31/21 6:35:56 PM #37:	DravenRainrix posted... What is the capital of Assyria? I... I don't know tha- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:956651207] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>DravenRainrix posted... </cite> <quote>What is the capital of Assyria?</quote> I... I don't know tha- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KFHEWUI 07/31/21 7:11:21 PM #38:	What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? --- R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og "Me and my swole chihuahua are about to blow you away, Becky," Anya Forger, SPYxFAMILY. <cite>KFHEWUI posted [p:956652083] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
matteus70 07/31/21 7:24:22 PM #39:	She turned me into a newt! I got better... --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure. <cite>matteus70 posted [p:956652419] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>She turned me into a newt! I got better... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 07/31/21 7:39:34 PM #40:	You should respect your elderberries. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:956652841] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>You should respect your elderberries. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rodu_jr 08/02/21 6:55:40 PM #41:	Build a bridge out a 'er <cite>rodu_jr posted [p:956713241] in Your mothe... [t:79589392]...</cite> <quote>Build a bridge out a 'er </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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