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Cemith
07/29/21 7:00:05 PM
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What?

https://giant.gfycat.com/HoarseNearFrog.mp4

Look at her! Looked like a fun house mirror gag

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dj1200
07/29/21 7:00:23 PM
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yup. imagine pounding that.

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The Popo
07/29/21 7:00:49 PM
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Gymnasts are tiny

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UnholyMudcrab
07/29/21 7:03:15 PM
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ekie
07/29/21 7:03:53 PM
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dj1200 posted...
yup. imagine pounding that.

She'd quit before finishing

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 7:08:50 PM
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gamer167
07/29/21 7:09:09 PM
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Damn, she really lucked out being that proportional for that height.

Her weight to strength ratio must be insane. No wonder she can pull off such amazing stunts.
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Damn_Underscore
07/29/21 7:10:16 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...

wat

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Shezarr
07/29/21 7:13:35 PM
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ekie posted...
She'd quit before finishing
Unathletic racists online sure love talking a big game

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CanuckCowboy
07/29/21 7:17:20 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
wat

It looks fake right?

For all I know maybe it is slightly edited but he has almost 2 and a half feet on her so I dont think so.

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Trumble
07/29/21 7:19:13 PM
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Shezarr posted...
Unathletic racists online sure love talking a big game
Nah, dude, it was a (kinda offensive, but on mental health grounds, not race ones) joke that went over your head.

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Wii_Shaker
07/29/21 7:19:58 PM
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dj1200 posted...
yup. imagine pounding that.


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AirFresh
07/29/21 7:22:40 PM
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Yup and she's a super flexible gymnast. Her boyfriend is beyond lucky and she's lowkey stacked for her proportions.

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Shablagoo
07/29/21 7:23:28 PM
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dj1200 posted...
imagine pounding that.



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UnholyMudcrab
07/29/21 7:24:19 PM
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YellowSUV
07/29/21 7:24:23 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...

https://i.imgur.com/RivqyR9.jpeg

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Ratchetrockon
07/29/21 7:25:18 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
https://i.imgur.com/RivqyR9.jpeg
Damn wtf

That dude woulda been great at basketball

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Shezarr
07/29/21 7:26:53 PM
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Trumble posted...
Nah, dude, it was a (kinda offensive, but on mental health grounds, not race ones) joke that went over your head.
Youre absolutely delusional if you think her being a black woman has nothing to do with why so many conservatives with no relation to sports are viciously attacking her

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refmon
07/29/21 7:28:45 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Their training regimens completely fuck up their growth


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Trumble
07/29/21 7:29:36 PM
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Shezarr posted...
Youre absolutely delusional if you think her being a black woman has nothing to do with why so many conservatives with no relation to sports are viciously attacking her
You're thinking too much about it if you can't see that that user was purely making a joke about her being a "quitter".

There again, given that your whole life basically revolves around finding reasons to be offended on GameFAQs, I guess it's not surprising that you're (pretending to be) unable to see that.

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Shezarr
07/29/21 7:30:30 PM
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Trumble posted...
You're thinking too much about it if you can't see that that user was purely making a joke about her being a "quitter".

There again, given that your whole life basically revolves around finding reasons to be offended on GameFAQs, I guess it's not surprising that you're (pretending to be) unable to see that.
Stepping out of a competition so you dont kill yourself is not being a quitter. Get a grip

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Shablagoo
07/29/21 7:33:01 PM
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Trumble posted...
There again, given that your whole life basically revolves around finding reasons to be offended on GameFAQs

https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-lol-spit-take-Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW

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Shezarr
07/29/21 7:33:40 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-lol-spit-take-Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW
When I call you out for denying genocides or joking about putting Muslims into woodchippers, that isn't "finding reasons to be offended."

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AngelsNAirwav3s
07/29/21 7:33:44 PM
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Yeah, she looks short compared to all her teammates on TV, that is how you know she is super duper short. All gymnasts are tiny, and she is a head shorter than them

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One_Day_Remains
07/29/21 7:33:52 PM
#25:


Shezarr posted...

Stepping out of a competition so you dont kill yourself is not being a quitter. Get a grip


Given that he put "quitter" in quotation marks it sounds to me like he agrees with that statement
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Shablagoo
07/29/21 7:36:34 PM
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One_Day_Remains posted...
Given that he put "quitter" in quotation marks it sounds to me like he agrees with that statement

additionally, he called the post this in his first comment:

Trumble posted...
offensive, but on mental health grounds


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One_Day_Remains
07/29/21 7:38:49 PM
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Right

He agrees that Simone isn't a quitter, is what I'm saying
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Shablagoo
07/29/21 7:39:55 PM
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yeah I know, was just providing extra evidence to support your point

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Shezarr
07/29/21 7:42:55 PM
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Odd thing to go to bat for so vehemently if he agrees it was a stupid joke then.

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Trumble
07/29/21 7:43:20 PM
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Shezarr posted...
Stepping out of a competition so you dont kill yourself is not being a quitter. Get a grip
I didn't say it was. I said that's what the other user was referencing in the joke. Acknowledging that a view exists does not equal supporting it. Putting words in my mouth; once again proving you're just looking for excuses to be outraged.

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Trumble
07/29/21 7:45:01 PM
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Shezarr posted...
Odd thing to go to bat for so vehemently if he agrees it was a stupid joke then.
I'm not going to bat for that user making an offensive joke. I'm going to bat against you crying "racism" where there is none, because that's exactly the kind of shit that trivializes racism.

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Shezarr
07/29/21 7:47:53 PM
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Trumble posted...
I'm not going to bat for that user making an offensive joke. I'm going to bat against you crying "racism" where there is none, because that's exactly the kind of shit that trivializes racism.
Yes, clearly I have no insight into his mindset but you do. Unless it's your alt, shut the fuck up. And since when do you care about "trivializing racism" lol

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SwiggitySwoogit
07/29/21 7:48:59 PM
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Shezarr posted...
Yes, clearly I have no insight into his mindset but you do. Unless it's your alt, shut the fuck up. And since when do you care about "trivializing racism" lol

Is this your job or something? Why are you flying off the handle unprovoked at everyone?
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Trumble
07/29/21 7:49:00 PM
#34:


Shezarr posted...
Yes, clearly I have no insight into his mindset but you do. Unless it's your alt, shut the fuck up. And since when do you care about "trivializing racism" lol

Imagine seeing a joke about a person who some are labelling a "quitter", having "quit" in relation to their height, and thinking it's somehow about their race.

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Shezarr
07/29/21 7:50:08 PM
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Trumble posted...
Imagine seeing a joke about a person who some are labelling a "quitter", having "quit" in relation to their height, and thinking it's somehow about their race.
As I've already said, you're delusional if you think her race has nothing to do with why so many rightwingers with no relation to sports are attacking her for being a quitter. You don't live in the US, so maybe you're unfamiliar with the discourse here, but even (Republican) state attorney generals are getting in on the hatred.

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Trumble
07/29/21 7:51:28 PM
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Shezarr posted...
As I've already said, you're delusional if you think her race has nothing to do with why so many rightwingers with no relation to sports are attacking her for being a quitter. You don't live in the US, so maybe you're unfamiliar with the discourse here, but even (Republican) state attorney generals are getting in on the hatred.

Oh, you live in the states now? When did you move from Germany, that you were claiming to live in a few weeks back?

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skermac
07/29/21 7:52:32 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Their training regimens completely fuck up their growth

no, they have to be short before starting training

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Shezarr
07/29/21 7:53:30 PM
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Trumble posted...
When did you move from Germany, that you were claiming to live in a few weeks back?
...Are you referring to when I was on vacation in Austria for a week? Because I've never claimed to live in Germany (nor was I even *in* Germany). Weird fucking post dude.

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Jiek_Fafn
07/29/21 7:54:34 PM
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I'm surprised that CE doesn't refer to her as "child coded"

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Trumble
07/29/21 7:54:56 PM
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Shezarr posted...
...Are you referring to when I was on vacation in Austria for a week? Because I've never claimed to live in Germany (nor was I even *in* Germany). Weird fucking post dude.
No, you definitely claimed it in that topic about the dude whos neighbors had a German flag.

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Shezarr
07/29/21 7:55:44 PM
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Trumble posted...
No, you definitely claimed it in that topic about the dude whos neighbors had a German flag.
No, I absolutely did not. You're definitely thinking of someone else, or just posting bullshit to try to ad hominem here.

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pfh1001
07/29/21 7:56:07 PM
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The Popo posted...
Gymnasts are tiny
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Trumble
07/29/21 7:59:08 PM
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Shezarr posted...
No, I absolutely did not. You're definitely thinking of someone else, or just posting bullshit to try to ad hominem here.
As a general rule, people who can't even keep their details about themself straight are very likely creating the kinds of posts that they expect a reaction / amusement from, rather than truthful ones... and let's face it, it's kinda hard to believe someone would actually see racism in "someone quit a competition due to mental health issues, then someone referenced them doing so in a joke about their height". Ableism, sure, but there's zero racism in that. I mean heck, does that mean everyone who's ever made a joke about their "assigned FBI agent" is a conspiracist too?

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Shezarr
07/29/21 8:00:25 PM
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Trumble posted...
As a general rule, people who can't even keep their details about themself straight
What details about myself can't I keep straight, exactly?

my neighbor put up a germany flag in their yard
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Choco
06/19/21 12:33:35 PM

There's the topic details. Go find my supposed post in there where I claimed to live in Germany.

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Trumble
07/29/21 8:04:33 PM
#45:


Shezarr posted...
What details about myself can't I keep straight, exactly?

my neighbor put up a germany flag in their yard
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Choco
06/19/21 12:33:35 PM

There's the topic details. Go find my supposed post in there where I claimed to live in Germany.
Oops, alright, my bad on that one. I was mixing you up with another user.

Now let's go back to everything else in that post, that you ignored so that you could pick on the one easy target detail that isn't really relevant to the overall conversation. :)

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Shezarr
07/29/21 8:06:05 PM
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Fair enough, kudos for owning up to it. And I'm not saying it was a racist post, I'm saying the people attacking her are overwhelmingly motivated by racism. If she was a white man I do not believe the same amount of vitriol would be thrown her way by a long shot. But hey, it could just as well be an issue of sexism too. Although again, I think the fact that so many rightwing politicians and talking heads who have nothing to do with the world of sports are calling her "childish, shameful, a disgrace to America, someone who deserves to be stripped of her citizenship" is no coincidence.

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Graycap
07/29/21 8:06:20 PM
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Short woman = sweet girl

Short man = manlet
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