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SrRd_RacinG
07/26/21 12:23:48 PM
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Encourage her into a fitness routine (and to be fair, you probably would benefit too, Mr. Cheetos fingers).

Then when she begins losing weight she will actually equate that with love. Literally every pound lost = an extra bj per week. Yummy!

Eventually after some months or years, her physical appearance becomes so stunning that she will be unrecognizable to even family and friends.

Then the best thing happens next! She will dump YOU for the first Chad that hits on her with some corny ass pick up line at the gym. Oo0o0ps!

Back to square one! :)

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Lost_All_Senses
07/26/21 12:25:20 PM
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And you said I should be the one shutting the fuck up :3.

Yeah, you bet your ass I'm still holding onto that from yesterday.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/26/21 12:40:00 PM
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I went to google and cropped a photo just to find out you deleted the other topic. So, I guess you win that one.

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SrRd_RacinG
07/26/21 12:40:53 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I went to google and cropped a photo just to find out you deleted the other topic. So, I guess you win that one.

You win a sanitized silver medal from Tokyo.

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SrRd_RacinG
07/26/21 2:41:43 PM
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