Current Events > 1 Pitbull vs. 5 angry cats

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WingsOfGood
07/26/21 10:46:53 AM
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Who wins?



Battle of the century.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/26/21 10:48:26 AM
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The cats. Cause the dog isn't angry, so it might be cowardly and not try.

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monkmith
07/26/21 10:49:41 AM
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i watched my 10 pound miniature poodle beat up my brothers 60 pound pitbull, i imagine 5 cats could to it easy.

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Jagr_68
07/26/21 10:50:24 AM
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If one were to encounter those 5 deadly cats in an alley, just save them the trouble and kill yourself. You're blessing them with a clean meal.

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WingsOfGood
07/26/21 10:50:55 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
The cats. Cause the dog isn't angry, so it might be cowardly and not try.

What if it becomes angry?
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Returning_CEmen
07/26/21 10:51:13 AM
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How is the Pitbulls owner?

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Lost_All_Senses
07/26/21 10:51:55 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
How is the Pitbulls owner?

The owner has mauled 3 people.

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Choco
07/26/21 10:52:28 AM
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Solid Snake07
07/26/21 10:53:32 AM
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Assuming the pitbull isn't fucking around it would be a massacre

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g0ldie
07/26/21 11:07:48 AM
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if bloodlusted, then the pitbull.

like, when you see a pitbull attack, and it's receiving all of this damage, but it stays single-mindedly trying to kill, nothing short of death is going to stop it.

cats can be dangerous, but they're not as sturdy, and unless they blind it or just run away, I don't see it going well for them.

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Looked gf
07/26/21 11:17:08 AM
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lemondrop7
07/26/21 11:20:59 AM
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How about 30 angry babies vs 1 pitbull?
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DogOfPeace
07/27/21 1:07:06 PM
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Me

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Trumpo
07/27/21 7:52:47 PM
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Pitbull solos
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CanuckCowboy
07/27/21 7:54:44 PM
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Trumpo posted...
Pitbull solos

2 servals take a pit more often than not. 5 serval cats and its not even close

5 f1 or f2 savannahs wreck a pit as well.

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KobeSystem
07/27/21 8:06:46 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
2 servals take a pit more often than not. 5 serval cats and its not even close

5 f1 or f2 savannahs wreck a pit as well.

This post reminded that cats have actual breeds like dogs and are not all just house cars >_>;

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CanuckCowboy
07/27/21 8:08:32 PM
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KobeSystem posted...
This post reminded that cats have actual breeds like dogs and are not all just house cars >_>;

Lol. I own a savannah and even I somehow don't usually think about breeds when it comes to cats, but I always wonder what kinda lineage a dog might have.

Own may be the wrong word.

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Ratchetrockon
07/27/21 8:18:10 PM
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Prob the cats
4 to pin it down on all legs (idk how they can do this but it prob possible) and then 1 to fuck it up.

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DepreceV2
07/27/21 9:03:01 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Prob the cats
4 to pin it down on all legs (idk how they can do this but it prob possible) and then 1 to fuck it up.

Press X to doubt

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CanuckCowboy
07/27/21 9:07:00 PM
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DepreceV2 posted...
Press X to doubt

If the cats could strategize and act as a unit I believe it. Cats are way the fuck more badass than most people think.

But since they wouldn't I take the pit over 5 random domestic cats. There are definitely breeds of cat and exceptional house cats that could do it easy though.

5 large f1 or f2 savannahs are 5 animals as tall as a pit and combined they outweigh it by 40 to 60lbs even if its at the max size of an adult male. barring freaks like hulk and other outliers.

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limp-bizkit-89
07/27/21 9:21:57 PM
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DogOfPeace posted...
Me

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lmao!

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Gakk86
07/27/21 9:31:58 PM
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I had a cat that was part Maine Coon who could've easily killed a pitbull. She was around 30 pounds, muscular as hell, and killed groundhogs, beavers, and a neighbors' Golden Retriever. She loved humans, though. I miss her a lot, best pet ever.

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limp-bizkit-89
07/27/21 9:34:26 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
I had a cat that was part Maine Coon who could've easily killed a pitbull. She was around 30 pounds, muscular as hell, and killed groundhogs, beavers, and a neighbors' Golden Retriever. She loved humans, though. I miss her a lot, best pet ever.

pound for pound cats are superior fighters than dogs.

they got teeth, claws and ninja reflexes and agility.

compare a cougar with a wolf, its not even close

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Lokison
07/27/21 9:37:44 PM
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limp-bizkit-89 posted...
pound for pound cats are superior fighters than dogs.

they got teeth, claws and ninja reflexes and agility.

compare a cougar with a wolf, its not even close
So what you're saying is cats are more dangerous than pitbulls? And people shit on pits? (I'm. Not shitting on cats, just sayin').

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Ratchetrockon
07/27/21 9:38:43 PM
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Lokison posted...
So what you're saying is cats are more dangerous than pitbulls? And people shit on pits? (I'm. Not shitting on cats, just sayin').

cats just use their killer instinct on eradicating entire species of smaller than human baby critters instead

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limp-bizkit-89
07/27/21 10:19:43 PM
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Lokison posted...
So what you're saying is cats are more dangerous than pitbulls? And people shit on pits? (I'm. Not shitting on cats, just sayin').

keyword pound by pound. A cat that is naturally as big and heavy as a Pitbull could totally wreck a pibble. That doesnt mean said cat would be as aggressive towards humans or other pets though

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St0rmFury
07/27/21 10:23:26 PM
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Choco posted...
keep it in the fucking general

I don't see no pitbull general.
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suhleeeeeeeepy
07/28/21 12:41:22 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Battle of the century.
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DogOfPeace
07/28/21 4:05:44 PM
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My uncle razzers once swam 15 miles to find some stray kitties left on a raft and then ate them

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