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UnfairRepresent
07/24/21 8:46:21 AM
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Could you date her?


She's in every way what you imagine the perfect girl to be from appearance to personality to career.

Except for the fact she likes nothing more than to fill a bathtub, pool or jacuzzi with Doritos and dive right in

For some reason the sensation gives her immense and exciting pleasure and turns her on. She wants to do it frequently



Could you date her?

Inverse to male if that way inclined

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monkmith
07/24/21 8:51:51 AM
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...is there water in that bathtub?

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Southernfatman
07/24/21 8:52:47 AM
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As long as she pays for all those Doritos I guess.

monkmith posted...
...is there water in that bathtub?

Mountain Dew

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Aressar
07/24/21 8:54:34 AM
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As long as she thoroughly showers up afterwards. Everyone knows Doritos are disgusting.

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Verdekal
07/24/21 8:56:01 AM
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That must really stink.

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ModLogic
07/24/21 8:57:07 AM
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hell yea. swipe those chips through those sweaty cheeks for maximum flavor.

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au_gold
07/24/21 9:03:10 AM
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So, the perfect girl then?

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rexcrk
07/24/21 9:24:08 AM
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au_gold posted...
So, the perfect girl then?


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