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UnfairRepresent 07/21/21 11:03:46 AM #1:	Would you do it? Yes No Would you do it? - Results (9 votes) Yes 22.22% (2 votes) 2 No 77.78% (7 votes) 7 Your friend is marrying her highschool sweetheart Karen. When unfortunately the priest, Father McGuire is passed out cold from a night of hookers, booze and cocaine. You and your friend walk in on him on the morning of the wedding day. He's not getting up. Karen had her heart set on McGuire performing her wedding since he was her priest growing up and will be heartbroken if she found out he couldn't do it. It would ruin the entire ceremony for her. Fortunately Father McGuire looks and sounds exactly like you. Your friend asks you to masquerade as McGuire and host the wedding. She says they can give you a script or hold up cue cards so you know what to say. Karen doesn't know you very well so you can dress up like a priest, do the wedding , slip out, get changed, be you again then go to the reception. They already signed the marriage contract so legally this whole ceremony is just for show. Your friend begs you to do this. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956314345] in Your frien... [t:79575877]...</cite> <quote> Would you do it? Yes No Vote View Results Would you do it? - Results (9 votes) Yes 22.22% (2 votes) 2 No 77.78% (7 votes) 7 Show Voting Form Your friend is marrying her highschool sweetheart Karen. When unfortunately the priest, Father McGuire is passed out cold from a night of hookers, booze and cocaine. You and your friend walk in on him on the morning of the wedding day. He's not getting up. Karen had her heart set on McGuire performing her wedding since he was her priest growing up and will be heartbroken if she found out he couldn't do it. It would ruin the entire ceremony for her. Fortunately Father McGuire looks and sounds exactly like you. Your friend asks you to masquerade as McGuire and host the wedding. She says they can give you a script or hold up cue cards so you know what to say. Karen doesn't know you very well so you can dress up like a priest, do the wedding , slip out, get changed, be you again then go to the reception. They already signed the marriage contract so legally this whole ceremony is just for show. Your friend begs you to do this. How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nacen 07/21/21 11:05:34 AM #2:	UnfairRepresent posted... Father McGuire is passed out cold from a night of hookers, booze and cocaine. Based. --- https://www.last.fm/user/Nacen Yep. <cite>Nacen posted [p:956314387] in Your frien... [t:79575877]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Father McGuire is passed out cold from a night of hookers, booze and cocaine.</quote>Based. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/21/21 11:06:13 AM #3:	UnfairRepresent posted... When unfortunately the priest, Father McGuire is passed out cold from a night of hookers, booze and cocaine. You and your friend walk in on him on the morning of the wedding day. He's not getting up. Dougal really let himself go. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:956314406] in Your frien... [t:79575877]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>When unfortunately the priest, Father McGuire is passed out cold from a night of hookers, booze and cocaine. You and your friend walk in on him on the morning of the wedding day. He's not getting up.</quote>Dougal really let himself go. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lukey_Bug 07/21/21 11:06:33 AM #4:	Would a Catholic priest have even consented to perform a lesbian wedding in the first place? --- I don't want this man's life, I just want his sandwiches. <cite>Lukey_Bug posted [p:956314413] in Your frien... [t:79575877]...</cite> <quote>Would a Catholic priest have even consented to perform a lesbian wedding in the first place? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/21/21 11:07:39 AM #5:	Lukey_Bug posted... Would a Catholic priest have even consented to perform a lesbian wedding in the first place? After a bunch of booze and blow, probably. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:956314442] in Your frien... [t:79575877]...</cite> <quote>Lukey_Bug posted... </cite> <quote>Would a Catholic priest have even consented to perform a lesbian wedding in the first place?</quote>After a bunch of booze and blow, probably. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 07/21/21 11:11:44 AM #6:	Nope because I have no respect for religious hypocrites, so I'd rather see this McGuire guy go down in complete shame when people find out why he couldn't officiate the wedding. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:956314535] in Your frien... [t:79575877]...</cite> <quote>Nope because I have no respect for religious hypocrites, so I'd rather see this McGuire guy go down in complete shame when people find out why he couldn't officiate the wedding. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/21/21 11:14:55 AM #7:	Lukey_Bug posted... Would a Catholic priest have even consented to perform a lesbian wedding in the first place? Some Catholics are okay with it. Especially in Germany, the only country where the priests universally told the Pope to fuck off when he ordered them to be dicks to gay people --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956314613] in Your frien... [t:79575877]...</cite> <quote>Lukey_Bug posted... </cite> <quote>Would a Catholic priest have even consented to perform a lesbian wedding in the first place?</quote>Some Catholics are okay with it. Especially in Germany, the only country where the priests universally told the Pope to fuck off when he ordered them to be dicks to gay people </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/21/21 11:16:29 AM #8:	UnfairRepresent posted... Especially in Germany, the only country where the priests universally told the Pope to fuck off when he ordered them to be dicks to gay people Germany has a long history of telling the pope to fuck off, occasionally by nailing angry letters to doors. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:956314651] in Your frien... [t:79575877]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Especially in Germany, the only country where the priests universally told the Pope to fuck off when he ordered them to be dicks to gay people</quote>Germany has a long history of telling the pope to fuck off, occasionally by nailing angry letters to doors. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 07/21/21 2:55:28 PM #9:	Lukey_Bug posted... Would a Catholic priest have even consented to perform a lesbian wedding in the first place? With a name like McGuire, he's probably an Irish Catholic & I'm going to say no. Also, I'm not going to help anyone named Karen get married just on principal. <cite>garan posted [p:956320928] in Your frien... [t:79575877]...</cite> <quote>Lukey_Bug posted...</cite> <quote>Would a Catholic priest have even consented to perform a lesbian wedding in the first place? </quote> With a name like McGuire, he's probably an Irish Catholic & I'm going to say no. Also, I'm not going to help anyone named Karen get married just on principal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/22/21 4:52:43 AM #10:	Questionmarktarius posted... Germany has a long history of telling the pope to fuck off, occasionally by nailing angry letters to doors. Germany sure but priests not so much --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956341873] in Your frien... [t:79575877]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Germany has a long history of telling the pope to fuck off, occasionally by nailing angry letters to doors.</quote>Germany sure but priests not so much </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShyOx 07/22/21 5:00:12 AM #11:	I ordained a wedding already, its really not a big deal --- http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/6938/vyqp.jpg DIPLOMACY <cite>ShyOx posted [p:956341957] in Your frien... [t:79575877]...</cite> <quote>I ordained a wedding already, its really not a big deal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/22/21 5:08:29 AM #12:	ShyOx posted... ordained Thats the word I was looking for --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:956342050] in Your frien... [t:79575877]...</cite> <quote>ShyOx posted... </cite> <quote>ordained</quote>Thats the word I was looking for </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShyOx 07/22/21 5:11:35 AM #13:	UnfairRepresent posted... Thats the word I was looking for You can get ordained online now thats how I did it. Not all states accept it but its sort of a non issue considering youre really married at a courthouse anyways when you get the license. --- http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/6938/vyqp.jpg DIPLOMACY <cite>ShyOx posted [p:956342082] in Your frien... [t:79575877]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Thats the word I was looking for</quote> You can get ordained online now thats how I did it. Not all states accept it but its sort of a non issue considering youre really married at a courthouse anyways when you get the license. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 07/22/21 5:15:01 AM #14:	UnfairRepresent posted... Some Catholics are okay with it. Especially in Germany, the only country where the priests universally told the Pope to fuck off when he ordered them to be dicks to gay people Questionmarktarius posted... Germany has a long history of telling the pope to fuck off, occasionally by nailing angry letters to doors. Oh God my sides. ^_^ --- "No one bad is ever truly bad. And no one good is ever truly good." <cite>DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted [p:956342140] in Your frien... [t:79575877]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Some Catholics are okay with it. Especially in Germany, the only country where the priests universally told the Pope to fuck off when he ordered them to be dicks to gay people</quote> Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Germany has a long history of telling the pope to fuck off, occasionally by nailing angry letters to doors.</quote> Oh God my sides. ^_^ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antbregante 07/22/21 5:28:39 AM #15:	I am using this passed out priest as a marionette. I will do his voice though. --- www.thebookofpdr.com. My friends site with bizarre web comics and a strange blog about the weird thoughts going on inside his head. <cite>Antbregante posted [p:956342271] in Your frien... [t:79575877]...</cite> <quote>I am using this passed out priest as a marionette. I will do his voice though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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