Current Events > I forgot that the fugly shop chick wants to fuck Link in Skyward Sword

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The_Korey
07/23/21 4:38:46 PM
#52:


Hambo the Hog posted...
I swear I see people say she's the cutest Zelda all the time. >_>

Orielle! She's the normal looking one! The only resident of Skyloft that isn't a monstrosity!

What about Karene and Kina?

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NeonOctopus
07/23/21 5:06:06 PM
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nfearurspecimn
07/23/21 5:06:49 PM
#54:


Peatrice is hot

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NeonOctopus
07/23/21 5:07:45 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
Peatrice is hot
Hell no, she's built like a stick and has this giant mole in your face every time you shop with her. Hard pass >_>

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nfearurspecimn
07/23/21 5:08:12 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Hell no, she's built like a stick and has this giant mole in your face every time you shop with her. Hard pass >_>
one man's trash is another's treasure

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Hambo the Hog
07/23/21 5:10:01 PM
#57:


The_Korey posted...
What about Karene and Kina?
Meh, Karane and Pipit look okay I guess. Kina isn't ugly, but she still looks weird with those big anime bug eyes. Her hair is weird too.

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Choco
07/23/21 5:10:14 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I see no universe, no reality where Peatrice is anything higher than below average
i agree but at the same time you think this is a milf:

so idk how you can't see that you're just as insane as the peatrice freaks

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NeonOctopus
07/23/21 5:15:56 PM
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NeonOctopus
07/23/21 6:10:13 PM
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Oh wow, I forgot that the robot monkey thing wants to shove his robodick inside Fi lol

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Choco
07/23/21 6:12:55 PM
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AirFresh
07/23/21 6:13:37 PM
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She's not fugly wtf

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Choco
07/23/21 6:15:21 PM
#63:


AirFresh posted...
She's not fugly wtf
why are you people like this.

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AirFresh
07/23/21 6:16:02 PM
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Choco posted...
why are you people like this.
She looks like a blonde Aubrey Plaza to me

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BloodMoon7
07/23/21 6:16:40 PM
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Choco posted...
why are you people like this.
I'm still a virgin.

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Choco
07/23/21 6:16:44 PM
#66:


AirFresh posted...
She looks like a blonde Aubrey Plaza to me
get help.

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TheRadiant
07/23/21 6:17:53 PM
#67:


Choco posted...
fi is kinda fuckable tbh
Don't fuck swords

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BloodMoon7
07/23/21 6:19:12 PM
#68:


TheRadiant posted...
Don't fuck swords
Imagine if there were miniature swords inside her sheath.

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NeonOctopus
07/23/21 6:21:21 PM
#69:


TheRadiant posted...
Don't fuck swords
I wouldn't fuck Fi, but I would fuck Pyra and Mythra

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NeonOctopus
07/23/21 6:22:45 PM
#70:


BloodMoon7 posted...
Imagine if there were miniature swords inside her sheath.
Like those anti-rape inserts? >_>

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PiOverlord
07/23/21 6:23:21 PM
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Zelda is my fave in SS. She cute and has a great personality.

Groose should be the chosen one imo.

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Choco
07/23/21 6:24:44 PM
#72:


BloodMoon7 posted...
Imagine if there were miniature swords inside her sheath.
fun fact the german word for sheath is the same as one of the words for vagina.

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BloodMoon7
07/23/21 6:26:53 PM
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Choco posted...
fun fact the german word for sheath is the same as one of the words for vagina.
Germans explain why you have good taste

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Phoenixeater
07/23/21 7:08:32 PM
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Choco posted...
fun fact the german word for sheath is the same as one of the words for vagina.
Which is?

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Choco
07/24/21 9:38:54 AM
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Phoenixeater posted...
Which is?
Scheide

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jumi
07/24/21 10:07:54 AM
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Choco posted...
fun fact the german word for sheath is the same as one of the words for vagina.

Germans are weird at names.

They call turtles "shield toads."

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Turbam
07/24/21 10:28:13 AM
#78:


TheRadiant posted...
Don't fuck swords
Fi is hot a shit, I don't care what anyone says

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Letsago
07/24/21 12:15:17 PM
#79:


jumi posted...
Germans are weird at names.

They call turtles "shield toads."
Gloves are "hand shoes"

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limp-bizkit-89
07/24/21 1:13:39 PM
#80:


Letsago posted...
Gloves are "hand shoes"

penis is speared vagina

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NeonOctopus
07/25/21 7:26:30 PM
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Lmao, I got the mole guy to Kina and when it's night time, he's bssically says he wants to fuck Kina <_<

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HylianFox
07/25/21 7:28:54 PM
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I dunno, Fi looks like a grown-up version of the Fairy Queen from TWW...

Who ALSO wants to fuck Link, btw
"You're just my type. Tee hee!"
O_<

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Letsago
07/25/21 11:02:04 PM
#83:


HylianFox posted...
I dunno, Fi looks like a grown-up version of the Fairy Queen from TWW...

Who ALSO wants to fuck Link, btw
"You're just my type. Tee hee!"
O_<
I love how Link makes a sheepish expression and the way the King of Red Lions looks at him in that scene

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Kanaya413
07/26/21 1:13:22 AM
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Same
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Kanaya413
07/26/21 1:22:15 AM
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Id fuck Ghriham too
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HylianFox
07/26/21 1:51:29 AM
#87:


Kanaya413 posted...
Id fuck Ghriham too

That tongue

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NeonOctopus
07/26/21 9:05:07 AM
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Srk700
07/26/21 10:06:58 AM
#89:


Hambo the Hog posted...
And it gave us this abomination as literally the main character:

Why? Just why?

But it also gave us this hunk of a man


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jumi
07/26/21 11:11:36 PM
#90:


Srk700 posted...
But it also gave us this hunk of a man


Wakka on drugs.

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King Rial
07/26/21 11:29:54 PM
#91:


jumi posted...
Wakka on drugs.
Let's go get fuck up, ya?

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