Current Events > A man says 'Hey kid, let me show you something.'

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He pulls out a wad of cash and right before your eyes starts tearing it to pieces.

Before you could spell your name at least several thousand dollars are in tatters on the floor.

"This shit? Worthless. Not important man. People spend their whole lives chasing it and working for it. It doesn't matter kid, that's not what life is about. Remember that."



How do you react ?
What do you do?

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Mug him and then say "see all this shit? Not important." as I look at my brand new stacks of money. Then walk away and probably get arrested a few days later.
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This scenario is kinda boring.
It's so inconsequential that I wouldn't even say anything to him, I'd just walk away

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Slayer_22 posted...

Mug him and then say "see all this shit? Not important." as I look at my brand new stacks of money. Then walk away and probably get arrested a few days later.

What stacks of money?

He tore his up

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I tell him this stunt/advice would go well over at the local homeless shelter

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UnfairRepresent posted...

What stacks of money?

He tore his up

Well, I imagine he has more somewhere in his pockets. Unless he grabbed a gigantic stack of money and absolutely nothing else, followed me onto the street, then did this.

Then in that case I could just walk away scot-free because he has no phone and won't be able to report me for mugging him lol
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My reaction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWkxvIaKsFU

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I call the police that's destruction of US property. Unless it's not US currency. I still call the police anyway, this man needs help.

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Slayer_22 posted...

Well, I imagine he has more somewhere in his pockets. Unless he grabbed a gigantic stack of money and absolutely nothing else, followed me onto the street, then did this.

Then in that case I could just walk away scot-free because he has no phone and won't be able to report me for mugging him lol

I dunno man, I feel like his stunt loses something If he just has a bunch more wads of cash on his person

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Mistere Man posted...

My reaction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWkxvIaKsFU

ok that's pretty good

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I tell him there's a dude making topics about him on a dying video game message board and show him this topic

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I would tell him I would gladly take any more he has off his hands if he doesn't want it.

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I am this dude lol

Some valuable lessons can only be taught by burning a nice 100 dollar bill in front of someone


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Son Of Spam posted...

I would tell him I would gladly take any more he has off his hands if he doesn't want it.

I think you missed his lesson

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