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DJquackquack
07/18/21 4:24:47 AM
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Apparently


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dj1200
07/18/21 4:25:19 AM
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Lolwtf

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viewmaster_pi
07/18/21 4:25:39 AM
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but mine is silent :(

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Middle hope
07/18/21 4:25:45 AM
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DJquackquack
07/18/21 4:29:15 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
but mine is silent :(
That means you got a innie

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viewmaster_pi
07/18/21 4:32:34 AM
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sh-shut up!!!!

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Lost_All_Senses
07/18/21 4:36:12 AM
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Imagine your sister's friends not watching you pee. I remember them following me into the bathroom to watch me pee every time I was over.

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DJquackquack
07/18/21 4:40:37 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Imagine your sister's friends not watching you pee. I remember them following me into the bathroom to watch me pee every time I was over.


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Lost_All_Senses
07/18/21 4:41:59 AM
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DJquackquack posted...

Oops. That was confusing. I see why you're confused. I meant when "they were over", not when I was. We good?

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Paragon21XX
07/18/21 4:42:58 AM
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The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren't in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion, and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you! And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

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DJquackquack
07/18/21 4:45:09 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren't in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion, and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you! And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
Spoken like a true alpha.

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FF_Redux
07/18/21 4:50:37 AM
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DJquackquack
07/18/21 4:53:35 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
The shorter it is the louder it is as it falls from a greater hight
Nah even rain can be super quiet at times, and that falls all the way from the sky.

Its all about dat powerful stream

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Wii_Shaker
07/18/21 5:24:39 AM
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The deeper the tone the less narrow the urethra. It's a matter of volume, perhaps a bit of propulsion and partly gravity.

Ah, but some of you haven't accounted for the depth of the toilet bowl or angle of the stream.

Put on a pot of coffee boys.

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viewmaster_pi
07/18/21 5:31:37 AM
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-passes around cups-
you said pee in a pot of coffee, right?

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DJquackquack
07/18/21 5:41:03 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
-passes around cups-
you said pee in a pot of coffee, right?
Im afraid to ask where the cream came from

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UnholyMudcrab
07/18/21 5:41:49 AM
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Wouldn't smaller be louder since the stream has further to fall?
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DJquackquack
07/18/21 5:42:38 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Wouldn't smaller be louder since the stream has further to fall?
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

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Guide
07/18/21 5:43:41 AM
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I pissed loud when my sister had friends over, but it wasn't for them to think of my D in particular, just a kind of territory marking.

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DJquackquack
07/18/21 5:45:04 AM
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Guide posted...
I pissed loud when my sister had friends over, but it wasn't for them to think of my D in particular, just a kind of territory marking.
Which friend did you piss on?

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shnangyboos
07/18/21 6:11:35 AM
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I would just pour water out of a bottle.

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Xethuminra
07/18/21 6:34:16 AM
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The bigger frigate

The smaller the signet

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Hornezz
07/18/21 7:36:04 AM
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This is why I conceal carry a super soaker

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MFBKBass5
07/18/21 7:36:34 AM
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My dick so big I have to sit down to pee

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Wii_Shaker
07/18/21 7:37:14 AM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
My dick so big I have to sit down to pee
Lol. Than you don't pee, you tinkle.

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MFBKBass5
07/18/21 7:38:11 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Lol. Than you don't pee, you tinkle.


dat big d tinkles hard af then

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Error1355
07/18/21 7:39:34 AM
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Just put a pan in the toilet and piss on it for extra reverb.

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DJquackquack
07/18/21 7:42:03 AM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
My dick so big I have to sit down to pee
https://youtu.be/bbJDjNLzv8U

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