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GeraldDarko
07/15/21 12:20:58 AM
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Would you rather be killed by a lion or a black mamba?


Jaws or venom?
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BloodMoon7
07/15/21 12:21:56 AM
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Cats play with their food and then don't even eat it.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/15/21 12:22:40 AM
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Hmm. A giant shark....or angry spiderman dude....

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Wii_Shaker
07/15/21 12:22:45 AM
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I'd hate to be swallowed whole only to suffocate in the belly of a snake.


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GeraldDarko
07/15/21 12:24:37 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
I'd hate to be swallowed whole only to suffocate in the belly of a snake.
You'd be dead when the mamba ate you, if it were big enough.
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jumi
07/15/21 5:51:23 AM
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A Jamba cannot eat you. A lion will tear you apart while you're still alive.

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scar the 1
07/15/21 5:57:34 AM
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I'd cuddle the crap out of that lion

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GeraldDarko
07/15/21 9:40:20 PM
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jumi posted...
A Jamba cannot eat you. A lion will tear you apart while you're still alive.
Lion's generally kill by asphyxiation. They just hold your trachea closed sith their jaws.
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viewmaster_pi
07/15/21 9:42:00 PM
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black mambo

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Laserion
07/15/21 9:44:13 PM
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I've heard that if a mamba bites you, all you will get to do (if you see it) is say "Mamba!" and drop dead.

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ThePrinceFish
07/15/21 9:46:37 PM
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Laserion posted...
I've heard that if a mamba bites you, all you will get to do (if you see it) is say "Mamba!" and drop dead.
I think you're supposed to say "Kobe!" and shoot something towards a basket

and then drop dead

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jumi
07/15/21 10:04:19 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
Lion's generally kill by asphyxiation. They just hold your trachea closed sith their jaws.

While the rest of the pride feasts on your fat deposits.

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slipknirvana
07/15/21 10:05:44 PM
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jumi posted...
While the rest of the pride feasts on your fat deposits.

Females Lions are known to eat testicles.
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