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OudeGeuze
07/14/21 5:21:55 PM
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You can invest to make more money but the chew rule still applies to all money earned.

If you chew food and have less than $1m you can never chew food again until you have $1m again to be taxed by your mouth.
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CADE FOSTER
07/14/21 5:24:18 PM
#2:


just get a feeding tube boom
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Ratchetrockon
07/14/21 5:25:38 PM
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Yeah not worth it imo

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Umbreon
07/14/21 5:27:40 PM
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Too much work.

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Nukazie
07/14/21 5:28:45 PM
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would i be in debt if i continued to chew after spending it all?

oh wait.. i can never chew again/maybe die of starvation

deal

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OudeGeuze
07/14/21 5:32:49 PM
#6:


Nukazie posted...
would i be in debt if i continued to chew after spending it all?

yes
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dj1200
07/14/21 5:33:10 PM
#7:


Nah

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Robot2600
07/14/21 6:05:26 PM
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too dangerous. hard pass.

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1NfamousACE_2
07/14/21 6:06:32 PM
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I just eat soup

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Gobstoppers12
07/14/21 6:07:04 PM
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I can start drinking meal replacement shakes for $50m

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IfGodCouldDie
07/14/21 6:07:11 PM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
I just eat soup
Just turn everything into a shake

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Unsugarized_Foo
07/14/21 6:12:23 PM
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Is it one million a meal or every chomp?

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OudeGeuze
07/14/21 6:14:20 PM
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Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Is it one million a meal or every chomp?
every chomp
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uwnim
07/14/21 6:14:50 PM
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What counts as chewing?


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BloodMoon7
07/14/21 6:17:22 PM
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Just hire someone to chew your food and feed it to you. That's what I do.

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catboy
07/14/21 6:17:40 PM
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no

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pogo_rabid
07/14/21 6:18:31 PM
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Ez, just use some sort of brace to keep yourself from chewing for a couple years.

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inTaCtfuL
07/14/21 6:20:17 PM
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I wouldn't even do this if you only lost a dollar every time you chew lol

Maybe I'm overestimating how much we chew but goddamn this topic has me currently chewing on air. >_>


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ButteryMales
07/14/21 6:21:01 PM
#19:


Who the hell would give up chewing for a little pocket change.
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