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nothanks1
07/13/21 11:48:12 PM
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'Adhere to KPIs set out by senior management'

What the fuck.
My fucking KPIs are 'didn't tell one of the parents to go fuck themselves for being a stupid fuck' and 'did not tell a student they're lucky they're not a stupid fuck like both of their parents'
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FortuneCookie
07/13/21 11:48:53 PM
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que?
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nothanks1
07/13/21 11:49:47 PM
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I was just looking at an email from a recruiter and had a small moment of visible confusion when I realized they literally have KPIs
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nothanks1
07/14/21 8:03:02 AM
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Incredible how they expect you to actually put the customer first over leaving an hour early
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SaltyWet
07/14/21 8:08:53 AM
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The fuck is a KPI

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nothanks1
07/14/21 8:13:58 AM
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SaltyWet posted...
The fuck is a KPI

key performance indicator
aka 'hey listen you took TWO seconds extra on FOUR of your calls. That means your slacking. Solve issues faster!!!!!'
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