Current Events > I've seen it all. It began with a woman bringing a fuckin baby on a BREWERY TOUR

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PatrickMahomes
07/12/21 3:42:49 PM
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So, okay, this woman brings a like 2 year old to a fuckin brewery tour. Yet another example of locations where babies have no business being (restaurants, planes, major sporting events, and now brewery tours)

Alright so this baby's fuckin waddling around and yelling and making all kinds of noise while this poor brewery woman is trying to give her sermons at each stop.

Then we get to this tasting room where the room has these awful acoustics causing every little conversation to become amplified because the sound just keeps bouncing around. The woman even says before starting the tasting to "please keep side conversations down during her talking because of the acoustics" (so of course the baby just gets fuckin amplified -- and the stupidity of the woman not taking the baby out of the room becomes apparent for the reason below):

She starts fuckin breastfeeding it after finishing what was the 2nd or 3rd sample. Of BEER, by the way, in case that wasn't clear.

So here I am, like, "how can someone be so fucking stupid that they just don't have the common decency to understand that their child is a fucking nuisance and is ruining everyone's experience?" Then she whips out her alcohol-loaded titty and all makes sense.

What a fucking embarrassment. Stop bringing your babies to places where they don't belong.

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nothanks1
07/12/21 3:43:29 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
Then she whips out her alcohol-loaded titty

This is all I care about
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Sunhawk
07/12/21 3:44:16 PM
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Wtf. Calm down, TC.

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Were_Wyrm
07/12/21 3:45:05 PM
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Ok Boomer

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eston
07/12/21 3:45:13 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
Then she whips out her alcohol-loaded titty
Well I just hope she brought enough for everyone

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Turbam
07/12/21 3:45:43 PM
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Did you see any milk?

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Will_VIIII
07/12/21 3:45:47 PM
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I saw F9 in theaters yesterday and someone brought a toddler

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electricbugs2
07/12/21 3:46:21 PM
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Shut the fuck up TC. Never post anything this stupid here again or you will be very sorry indeed.

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masterpug53
07/12/21 3:50:59 PM
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eston posted...
Well I just hope she brought enough for everyone

Probably the biggest laugh I'll get all day, thanks for that.

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