Current Events > If you saw a lone pitbull at the park at night. Wat do?

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Crescente 07/11/21 2:34:35 AM #1:	What would you do? Run...run as fast as you can Smile and pretend you're invisible Say "aww nice little doggy" and pet it Nothing, it's over. It has the high ground What would you do? - Results (80 votes) Run...run as fast as you can 28.75% (23 votes) 23 Smile and pretend you're invisible 15% (12 votes) 12 Say "aww nice little doggy" and pet it 23.75% (19 votes) 19 Nothing, it's over. It has the high ground 32.5% (26 votes) 26 Serious question. What wud you do? <cite>Crescente posted [p:955964051] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote> What would you do? Run...run as fast as you can Smile and pretend you're invisible Say "aww nice little doggy" and pet it Nothing, it's over. It has the high ground Vote View Results What would you do? - Results (80 votes) Run...run as fast as you can 28.75% (23 votes) 23 Smile and pretend you're invisible 15% (12 votes) 12 Say "aww nice little doggy" and pet it 23.75% (19 votes) 19 Nothing, it's over. It has the high ground 32.5% (26 votes) 26 Show Voting Form Serious question. What wud you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/11/21 2:37:32 AM #2:	Push children into it as I ran away. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:955964112] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Push children into it as I ran away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 07/11/21 2:46:02 AM #3:	Pull out my distraction toddler. You should always carry around toddlers in case of a wild bear attack. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:955964274] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Pull out my distraction toddler. You should always carry around toddlers in case of a wild bear attack. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/11/21 2:48:20 AM #4:	BloodMoon7 posted... Pull out my distraction toddler. You should always carry around toddlers in case of a wild bear attack. Most knives don't make it to the other side of a toddler. So, I carry one in front of me everywhere I go. Also, because it's court ordered that I take it with me places. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:955964314] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>Pull out my distraction toddler. You should always carry around toddlers in case of a wild bear attack.</quote> Most knives don't make it to the other side of a toddler. So, I carry one in front of me everywhere I go. Also, because it's court ordered that I take it with me places. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TerraSeeker 07/11/21 2:49:45 AM #5:	If I'm at the park at night, I'm already running. --- Your words are as empty as your soul <cite>TerraSeeker posted [p:955964341] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>If I'm at the park at night, I'm already running. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 07/11/21 2:50:17 AM #6:	Snuggles and belly rubs! If need be prove my dominance, then snuggles and belly rubs. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:955964352] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Snuggles and belly rubs! If need be prove my dominance, then snuggles and belly rubs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 07/11/21 2:50:19 AM #7:	360 spin and moonwalk away. --- You cannot slay gods. Gods are immortal. Do you question what you are told? <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:955964353] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>360 spin and moonwalk away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 07/11/21 2:55:23 AM #8:	Walk away slowly and if it starts chasing me i run!!!! Ive actually had a run in with a pitbill about two months ago. Was walking my pomeranian around midnight and at the same time a woman was walking her pitbull without a leash across the road. The pitbull spotted me and my dog and tried to get real close (got about 20 feet away) so i just picked up my dog and slowly walked away. The pitbull followed me for a lil bit (maybe got 10 feet away from me) but fortunately it listened to its owner when it was called back. I was really scared. Oh yeah my dog was barking at it too so i was scared it might agitate the pitbull. --- i9 9900k \| RTX 2080ti FE \|Aorus Master Z390 \| 2 TB 850 EVO + 1tb 970 EVO\| DDR4 32 gig 3200 RAM \| EVGA T2 1000W https://valid.x86.fr/w0rvt0 <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:955964413] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Walk away slowly and if it starts chasing me i run!!!! Ive actually had a run in with a pitbill about two months ago. Was walking my pomeranian around midnight and at the same time a woman was walking her pitbull without a leash across the road. The pitbull spotted me and my dog and tried to get real close (got about 20 feet away) so i just picked up my dog and slowly walked away. The pitbull followed me for a lil bit (maybe got 10 feet away from me) but fortunately it listened to its owner when it was called back. I was really scared. Oh yeah my dog was barking at it too so i was scared it might agitate the pitbull. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 07/11/21 4:13:07 AM #9:	Id get ready to be ripped apart --- Bah weep grannah weep ni ni bon <cite>rexcrk posted [p:955965444] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Id get ready to be ripped apart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 07/11/21 4:18:43 AM #10:	slowly walk away as to not startle it. If it approaches, i make some more distance calmly. If it does get startled and charges, i shoot it dead. --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/X4cT0Sp https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:955965512] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>slowly walk away as to not startle it. If it approaches, i make some more distance calmly. If it does get startled and charges, i shoot it dead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 07/11/21 4:22:28 AM #11:	lie down and let it do whatever it wants with me. defending myself according to gamefaqs mods is animal abuse. --- https://youtu.be/l-iLiNCScno https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM <cite>ModLogic posted [p:955965548] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>lie down and let it do whatever it wants with me. defending myself according to gamefaqs mods is animal abuse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 07/11/21 4:24:42 AM #12:	Play dead --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:955965574] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Play dead </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HairyQueen 07/11/21 4:33:04 AM #13:	I would make peace with my life since Im about to die --- Good vibes only <cite>HairyQueen posted [p:955965660] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>I would make peace with my life since Im about to die </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kobe Bryant 07/11/21 4:36:39 AM #14:	The real answer is if you BOTH engage, treat it like a bear and make yourself as tall and loud as possible. Yell, bark, whatever. Throw a metal trash can on the ground if you have to and make as much noise as you can. It will run away.. This has worked on at least 5 pitbull encounters in my life. I used to walk a lot when I was single in neighborhoods where pitbulls are prevalent, and I would see one occasionally walking around by itself. --- Kobe > LeBron. It's only internet stat nerds who think Lebron is better. Watch the games and stop calculating Lebron's PER with your wristwatch calculator. <cite>Kobe Bryant posted [p:955965705] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>The real answer is if you BOTH engage, treat it like a bear and make yourself as tall and loud as possible. Yell, bark, whatever. Throw a metal trash can on the ground if you have to and make as much noise as you can. It will run away.. This has worked on at least 5 pitbull encounters in my life. I used to walk a lot when I was single in neighborhoods where pitbulls are prevalent, and I would see one occasionally walking around by itself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShineboxPhil 07/11/21 4:47:34 AM #15:	Get a Cane Corso and tell it to bring it on --- https://imgur.com/gallery/SGyTfGm https://imgur.com/gallery/9mJroQV <cite>ShineboxPhil posted [p:955965830] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Get a Cane Corso and tell it to bring it on </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 07/11/21 5:09:51 AM #16:	I'd try to walk away slowly and not make eye contact --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:955966074] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>I'd try to walk away slowly and not make eye contact </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescente 07/11/21 9:56:29 AM #17:	People are runners :) <cite>Crescente posted [p:955969716] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>People are runners :) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solo_Wing 07/11/21 9:57:59 AM #18:	I'm not a baby so I'm safe --- Time to dive into the fireworks! <cite>Solo_Wing posted [p:955969748] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>I'm not a baby so I'm safe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TetsuoS2 07/11/21 10:00:38 AM #19:	i eat the dog --- FGO NA ID: 973,333,976 just an idiot passing through <cite>TetsuoS2 posted [p:955969800] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>i eat the dog </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BanthaBreed 07/11/21 10:01:04 AM #20:	Kobe Bryant posted... The real answer is if you BOTH engage, treat it like a bear and make yourself as tall and loud as possible. Yell, bark, whatever. Throw a metal trash can on the ground if you have to and make as much noise as you can. It will run away.. This has worked on at least 5 pitbull encounters in my life. I used to walk a lot when I was single in neighborhoods where pitbulls are prevalent, and I would see one occasionally walking around by itself. Fuck that. Jacketed hollow point if it gets within 10 feet. You cannot trust a pit and leash laws exist for a reason. You have a right to walk in the park without being torn to shreds <cite>BanthaBreed posted [p:955969804] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Kobe Bryant posted... </cite> <quote>The real answer is if you BOTH engage, treat it like a bear and make yourself as tall and loud as possible. Yell, bark, whatever. Throw a metal trash can on the ground if you have to and make as much noise as you can. It will run away.. This has worked on at least 5 pitbull encounters in my life. I used to walk a lot when I was single in neighborhoods where pitbulls are prevalent, and I would see one occasionally walking around by itself.</quote> Fuck that. Jacketed hollow point if it gets within 10 feet. You cannot trust a pit and leash laws exist for a reason. You have a right to walk in the park without being torn to shreds </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 07/11/21 10:03:39 AM #21:	Continue walking and go on with my day. --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:955969868] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Continue walking and go on with my day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabrestorm 07/11/21 10:06:22 AM #22:	Just keep walking plus I would never ever be in a park at night, why would anyone? <cite>sabrestorm posted [p:955969913] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Just keep walking plus I would never ever be in a park at night, why would anyone? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shiby with it 07/11/21 10:38:51 AM #23:	People who are afraid of pitbulls are dense. Also soft. --- ...I knew this 45 year old guy, goes by the name of Uncle Slappy, used to hang out on the corner of 56th and Rucker... -SArmstr0ng <cite>shiby with it posted [p:955970703] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>People who are afraid of pitbulls are dense. Also soft. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 07/11/21 10:40:35 AM #24:	shiby with it posted... People who are afraid of pitbulls are dense. Also soft. And tender. And juicy... --- You got what you asked for Did it fix what was wrong with you? <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:955970747] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>shiby with it posted... </cite> <quote>People who are afraid of pitbulls are dense. Also soft.</quote>And tender. And juicy... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 07/11/21 11:00:22 AM #25:	Running would be a bad idea unless you're super fast --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:955971259] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Running would be a bad idea unless you're super fast </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thaumaturge 07/11/21 11:02:01 AM #26:	Punt. It's a dog, not a bear. <cite>Thaumaturge posted [p:955971301] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Punt. It's a dog, not a bear.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperExcitebike 07/11/21 11:12:22 AM #27:	It actually happened recently and I pretended to be invisible. It barked and lunged at me and then ran away --- SMU Mustangs/Jayhawks/Texans/Rockets/Astros http://followmy.tv/u/Excitebike <cite>SuperExcitebike posted [p:955971563] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>It actually happened recently and I pretended to be invisible. It barked and lunged at me and then ran away </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescente 07/11/21 11:26:22 AM #28:	SuperExcitebike posted... It actually happened recently and I pretended to be invisible. It barked and lunged at me and then ran away When I was a kid, I tried petting a pit, and it started barking at me. I never tried petting a pit ever since then. Never again. <cite>Crescente posted [p:955971941] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>SuperExcitebike posted... </cite> <quote>It actually happened recently and I pretended to be invisible. It barked and lunged at me and then ran away</quote> When I was a kid, I tried petting a pit, and it started barking at me. I never tried petting a pit ever since then. Never again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabrestorm 07/11/21 11:31:19 AM #29:	Crescente posted... When I was a kid, I tried petting a pit, and it started barking at me. I never tried petting a pit ever since then. Never again. i petted a friendly pit once it was all muscle felt like I was petting a rock <cite>sabrestorm posted [p:955972055] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Crescente posted... </cite> <quote>When I was a kid, I tried petting a pit, and it started barking at me. I never tried petting a pit ever since then. Never again.</quote> i petted a friendly pit once it was all muscle felt like I was petting a rock </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescente 07/11/21 12:17:11 PM #30:	sabrestorm posted... i petted a friendly pit once it was all muscle felt like I was petting a rock Nice <cite>Crescente posted [p:955973296] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>sabrestorm posted... </cite> <quote>i petted a friendly pit once it was all muscle felt like I was petting a rock</quote> Nice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Derwood 07/11/21 12:18:06 PM #31:	I would sic my Chihuahua on it <cite>Derwood posted [p:955973319] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>I would sic my Chihuahua on it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mearcstapa 07/11/21 12:19:56 PM #32:	I turn the tables and bite IT before it can bite me. --- after years of waiting nothing came <cite>Mearcstapa posted [p:955973377] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>I turn the tables and bite IT before it can bite me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ghettoraider81 07/11/21 12:21:14 PM #33:	--- Win, lose, or tie Oakland Raiders til I die! WHY'S THE RUM GONE! S.M.O.K.E my anti sXe <cite>ghettoraider81 posted [p:955973424] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 07/11/21 12:28:30 PM #34:	Running will trigger its predator instinct. --- Ryzen 3700X \| Evga GTX 1070 Ti \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:955973626] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Running will trigger its predator instinct. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mareen 07/11/21 12:32:13 PM #35:	Just keep walking. Pitbulls are dogs, not murder machines. --- https://youtu.be/63yn8aCxO84 https://youtu.be/aYHzV2Y9UgY https://youtu.be/k-COG4YTn6M <cite>Mareen posted [p:955973737] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Just keep walking. Pitbulls are dogs, not murder machines. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jabodie 07/11/21 12:34:48 PM #36:	Fortunately I am legally open carrying my AR15, and am ready to neutralize any threat. If I miss I have my backup tactical spear. --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:955973807] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Fortunately I am legally open carrying my AR15, and am ready to neutralize any threat. If I miss I have my backup tactical spear. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescente 07/11/21 1:26:35 PM #37:	Jabodie posted... Fortunately I am legally open carrying my AR15, and am ready to neutralize any threat. If I miss I have my backup tactical spear. Dude i want a tactical spear. <cite>Crescente posted [p:955975283] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Jabodie posted... </cite> <quote>Fortunately I am legally open carrying my AR15, and am ready to neutralize any threat. If I miss I have my backup tactical spear.</quote> Dude i want a tactical spear. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/11/21 5:14:38 PM #38:	Jabodie posted... Fortunately I am legally open carrying my AR15, and am ready to neutralize any threat. If I miss I have my backup tactical spear. Nice. Shooting a AR15 at a dog around kids at a park is American as FUCK! God bless. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:955981930] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Jabodie posted... </cite> <quote>Fortunately I am legally open carrying my AR15, and am ready to neutralize any threat. If I miss I have my backup tactical spear.</quote> Nice. Shooting a AR15 at a dog around kids at a park is American as FUCK! God bless. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 07/11/21 5:18:36 PM #39:	Kneel down and let it come to me. Pet it and check for tags. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:955982049] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Kneel down and let it come to me. Pet it and check for tags. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ledbowman 07/11/21 5:39:13 PM #40:	give each other nod of mutual respect and continue on our ways --- pisces <cite>ledbowman posted [p:955982723] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>give each other nod of mutual respect and continue on our ways </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rei_B 07/11/21 5:47:38 PM #41:	Run. I saw a brown pitbull without a leash a few years back downtown in Miami. The owner was on a bike and the pitbull ran alongside him. The dog bumped into me from behind and startled me. That dog was huge, dude! <cite>Rei_B posted [p:955983016] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Run. I saw a brown pitbull without a leash a few years back downtown in Miami. The owner was on a bike and the pitbull ran alongside him. The dog bumped into me from behind and startled me. That dog was huge, dude! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/11/21 5:49:50 PM #42:	Step 1.) Dont challenge its lordship over the park if possible, and go about your business after allowing the dog to win the standoff (should a standoff occur) ~ do not move closer into the dogs territory. Step 2.) if the dog comes at you - draw weapon, attempt to move into a populated area or near traffic, as this can dissuade the animal from pursuit <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:955983091] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Step 1.) Dont challenge its lordship over the park if possible, and go about your business after allowing the dog to win the standoff (should a standoff occur) ~ do not move closer into the dogs territory. Step 2.) if the dog comes at you - draw weapon, attempt to move into a populated area or near traffic, as this can dissuade the animal from pursuit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 07/11/21 5:51:48 PM #43:	Jabodie posted... Fortunately I am legally open carrying my AR15, and am ready to neutralize any threat. If I miss I have my backup tactical spear. ... This is the most mall ninja shit I've read this week. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:955983160] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Jabodie posted... </cite> <quote>Fortunately I am legally open carrying my AR15, and am ready to neutralize any threat. If I miss I have my backup tactical spear.</quote>... This is the most mall ninja shit I've read this week. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ledbowman 07/11/21 5:55:57 PM #44:	pitbull discourse will be one of the defining characteristics of our time. gen z will have nostalgia for it in 10 years --- pisces <cite>ledbowman posted [p:955983385] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>pitbull discourse will be one of the defining characteristics of our time. gen z will have nostalgia for it in 10 years </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/11/21 5:58:00 PM #45:	It also helps if you are intimidating (but not threatening) <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:955983459] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>It also helps if you are intimidating (but not threatening) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver 07/11/21 6:02:24 PM #46:	defeat it with the canadian destroyer --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:955983616] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>defeat it with the canadian destroyer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/11/21 6:02:44 PM #47:	ultimate reaver posted... canadian destroyer Pray tell <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:955983629] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>ultimate reaver posted... </cite> <quote>canadian destroyer</quote>Pray tell </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescente 07/11/21 6:11:48 PM #48:	I forgot to use an example. <cite>Crescente posted [p:955983912] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote> I forgot to use an example. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver 07/11/21 6:44:19 PM #49:	Xethuminra posted... Pray tell https://youtu.be/-YBs3I8kDuw --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:955984963] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Xethuminra posted... </cite> <quote>Pray tell</quote> https://youtu.be/-YBs3I8kDuw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 07/13/21 3:03:47 PM #50:	Run away. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:956044053] in If you saw... [t:79559005]...</cite> <quote>Run away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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