Current Events > Hypothetical: All of CE gets transported 65 mya to the Time of The Dinosaur.

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Goatsensation 07/10/21 11:57:43 PM #1:	There is approximately 100,000 years before the asteroid hits. You alone have an hour head start and 100 dollars to purchase equipment. Any attempt by you to warn other CE users comes out as PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH and they all think you are crazy. A mist rolls in, and then out in the span of 5 minutes, leaving you alone with hundreds of other CEmen on a cliff overlooking a massive valley. There's a lot of commotion as people realize they don't have cell service and that their laptops are rapidly running out of power. Some tears are being shed. A CE user was lucky enough to make the journey with his prius, but it won't start. A girl shrieks as a baseball bat sized dragonfly lands on her arm. Others are in awe of the brontosaurus calmly munching away at some trees at the edge of the clearing. It begins to rain rather suddenly in a very heavy downpour. What do you do? What did you bring along? --- Honour is dead, but I'll see what I can do. he/him <cite>Goatsensation posted [p:955960359] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>There is approximately 100,000 years before the asteroid hits. You alone have an hour head start and 100 dollars to purchase equipment. Any attempt by you to warn other CE users comes out as PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH and they all think you are crazy. A mist rolls in, and then out in the span of 5 minutes, leaving you alone with hundreds of other CEmen on a cliff overlooking a massive valley. There's a lot of commotion as people realize they don't have cell service and that their laptops are rapidly running out of power. Some tears are being shed. A CE user was lucky enough to make the journey with his prius, but it won't start. A girl shrieks as a baseball bat sized dragonfly lands on her arm. Others are in awe of the brontosaurus calmly munching away at some trees at the edge of the clearing. It begins to rain rather suddenly in a very heavy downpour. What do you do? What did you bring along? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Winrawr 07/11/21 12:01:54 AM #2:	Gavirulax murders everyone in their sleep the first night <cite>Winrawr posted [p:955960461] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>Gavirulax murders everyone in their sleep the first night </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 07/11/21 12:02:43 AM #3:	Are we talking Cretaceous or Jurassic? Because that makes a difference. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:955960493] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>Are we talking Cretaceous or Jurassic? Because that makes a difference. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Goatsensation 07/11/21 12:03:06 AM #4:	Wii_Shaker posted... Are we talking Cretaceous or Jurassic? Because that makes a difference. At the end of the cretaceous. --- Honour is dead, but I'll see what I can do. he/him <cite>Goatsensation posted [p:955960506] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>Are we talking Cretaceous or Jurassic? Because that makes a difference.</quote> At the end of the cretaceous. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 07/11/21 12:06:43 AM #5:	Id buy a carton of cigarettes $50, couple of energy drinks $35, a lighter $0.99, and toilet papers $10. Id have some change left over Ill prob die so i just find a cave to relax in before then --- i9 9900k \| RTX 2080ti FE \|Aorus Master Z390 \| 2 TB 850 EVO + 1tb 970 EVO\| DDR4 32 gig 3200 RAM \| EVGA T2 1000W https://valid.x86.fr/w0rvt0 <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:955960607] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>Id buy a carton of cigarettes $50, couple of energy drinks $35, a lighter $0.99, and toilet papers $10. Id have some change left over Ill prob die so i just find a cave to relax in before then </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 07/11/21 12:08:36 AM #6:	Who the fuck calls an apatosaurus a brontosaurus in 2021? --- Ryzen 3700X \| Evga GTX 1070 Ti \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:955960644] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>Who the fuck calls an apatosaurus a brontosaurus in 2021? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Winrawr 07/11/21 12:09:18 AM #7:	Pepys Monster posted... Who the fuck calls an apatosaurus a brontosaurus in 2021? Who owns a weak ass 1070 ti in 2021 <cite>Winrawr posted [p:955960662] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>Pepys Monster posted... </cite> <quote>Who the fuck calls an apatosaurus a brontosaurus in 2021?</quote>Who owns a weak ass 1070 ti in 2021 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 07/11/21 12:09:42 AM #8:	Pepys Monster posted... Who the fuck calls an apatosaurus a brontosaurus in 2021? Paleontologists <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:955960672] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>Pepys Monster posted... </cite> <quote>Who the fuck calls an apatosaurus a brontosaurus in 2021?</quote> Paleontologists </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 07/11/21 12:10:36 AM #9:	Winrawr posted... Who owns a weak ass 1070 ti in 2021 Are you completely unaware of the video card shortage thats lasted over a year? --- Ryzen 3700X \| Evga GTX 1070 Ti \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:955960706] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>Winrawr posted... </cite> <quote>Who owns a weak ass 1070 ti in 2021</quote>Are you completely unaware of the video card shortage thats lasted over a year? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 07/11/21 12:10:38 AM #10:	FortuneCookie posted... Paleontologists No, cheeto breath. Brontosaurus isn't a thing. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:955960707] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite> <quote>Paleontologists</quote>No, cheeto breath. Brontosaurus isn't a thing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 07/11/21 12:11:05 AM #11:	I die <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:955960719] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>I die </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Goatsensation 07/11/21 12:11:42 AM #12:	Wii_Shaker posted... No, cheeto breath. Brontosaurus isn't a thing. incorrect, brontosaurus was reinstated like a decade ago. --- Honour is dead, but I'll see what I can do. he/him <cite>Goatsensation posted [p:955960734] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>No, cheeto breath. Brontosaurus isn't a thing.</quote> incorrect, brontosaurus was reinstated like a decade ago. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 07/11/21 12:12:48 AM #13:	Goatsensation posted... incorrect, brontosaurus was reinstated like a decade ago. Well Ill be damned. --- Ryzen 3700X \| Evga GTX 1070 Ti \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:955960766] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>Goatsensation posted... </cite> <quote>incorrect, brontosaurus was reinstated like a decade ago.</quote>Well Ill be damned. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 07/11/21 12:12:53 AM #14:	Imagine being hostile over dinosaur elitism. <_< <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:955960770] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>Imagine being hostile over dinosaur elitism. <_< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 07/11/21 12:14:33 AM #15:	I dunno but dimetrodon is my favorite dinosaur. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:955960816] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>I dunno but dimetrodon is my favorite dinosaur. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 07/11/21 12:19:17 AM #16:	I will hunt and provide for all of CE --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:955960943] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>I will hunt and provide for all of CE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElatedVenusaur 07/11/21 12:20:59 AM #17:	Well, it's past midnight, so I can't make much use of the early warning. Obviously, we would wind up killing each other. --- She/her <cite>ElatedVenusaur posted [p:955960978] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>Well, it's past midnight, so I can't make much use of the early warning. Obviously, we would wind up killing each other. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 07/11/21 12:22:57 AM #18:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:955961022] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/11/21 12:24:08 AM #19:	Clap some dino cheeks --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:955961051] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>Clap some dino cheeks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 07/11/21 12:28:24 AM #20:	Goatsensation posted... and that their laptops are rapidly running out of power. Goatsensation posted... A CE user was lucky enough to make the journey with his prius, but it won't start. Are these happening quicker than normal, and technology will just not work? Or will some of these work again if someone brought a solar charger? (Transformers went to medieval times and made generators to recharge themselves. GI Joe went to ancient Greece and they had clearer radio reception because they were the only ones using it.) --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:955961151] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>Goatsensation posted... </cite> <quote>and that their laptops are rapidly running out of power.</quote> Goatsensation posted... </cite> <quote>A CE user was lucky enough to make the journey with his prius, but it won't start.</quote>Are these happening quicker than normal, and technology will just not work? Or will some of these work again if someone brought a solar charger? (Transformers went to medieval times and made generators to recharge themselves. GI Joe went to ancient Greece and they had clearer radio reception because they were the only ones using it.) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 07/11/21 12:29:05 AM #21:	I buy a used PS4 and bury it with a note that says "PS4 looks great!" --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:955961180] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>I buy a used PS4 and bury it with a note that says "PS4 looks great!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 07/11/21 12:30:30 AM #22:	Goatsensation posted... incorrect, brontosaurus was reinstated like a decade ago. Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:955961218] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>Goatsensation posted... </cite> <quote>incorrect, brontosaurus was reinstated like a decade ago.</quote>Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 07/11/21 12:31:35 AM #23:	BloodMoon7 posted... I buy a used PS4 and bury it with a note that says "PS4 looks great!" LOL <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:955961259] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>I buy a used PS4 and bury it with a note that says "PS4 looks great!"</quote>LOL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Goatsensation 07/11/21 11:45:20 PM #24:	What dinosaur would you try to tame first? --- Honour is dead, but I'll see what I can do. he/him <cite>Goatsensation posted [p:955993367] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>What dinosaur would you try to tame first? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tsukasa1891 07/12/21 12:04:58 AM #25:	Nothing. We all die because Earth wasn't suitable for human life 65 million years ago. <cite>Tsukasa1891 posted [p:955993775] in Hypothetic... [t:79558855]...</cite> <quote>Nothing. We all die because Earth wasn't suitable for human life 65 million years ago. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Hypothetical: All of CE gets transported 65 mya to the Time of The Dinosaur. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Hypothetical: All of CE gets transported 65 mya to the Time of The Dinosaur.