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Years ago I dreamt I was driving a school bus up to the local library and in the parking lot, i could park over certain Buffalo Wild Wing flavors.

Okay?

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Ive been having a lot of weird dreams lately but I cant really remember them.

I die in my dreams all the time and I "experience" what happens after

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4

I legit had this dream some months ago and I wish it was a movie

Humans found a way to make portals into Heaven. They declare war on God. An army of angels attacked and there was this massive battle of sci fi soldiers fighting angelic warriors all over the planet, in space, on the moon and in Heaven. I woke up before they breached the throne room of God

I got a haircut yesterday and last night I dreamt that I was having sex with my stylist. she didn't taste great.

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I had two dreams that I remember really fucking me up.

One I had when I was super, duper young. I was in the parking lot of the grocery store my parents always went to. As I walked toward the store, the parking lot got steeper and steeper and steeper. To this day, I don't like walking up steep concrete inclines.

The other one I don't remember exactly, but I do remember remembering it. George Jefferson, the sitcom character, chased me through the woods and forced me to dig my own grave.

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I had a dream my aunt and her boyfriend pulled up to my house before work and gave me a couple grand. So I decide to call out to work by I get convinced to go otherwise so I head over, it's raining hard so it's busy, then my boss yells at me because it's raining, I'm confused, then I woke up and realized I can't get that computer I wanted yet. :(
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I was talking to a coworker and he attempted to answer a a garden spray nozzle. Then I got woke up by a call from work.

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Crazyman93 posted...

I was talking to a coworker and he attempted to answer a a garden spray nozzle. Then I got woke up by a call from work.

I wonder what the call was about
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Slayer_22 posted...

I wonder what the call was about

To find out if I sold a particular chair because of a note on it.

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I got rejected by a guy I liked in hs (we were in hs again)

The other night I had a dream that I was going down on Crystal from Hack the Movies.

The next night I had a dream I was in some European city riding a skateboard barefoot. I smoked a doobie with some gypsie types then followed some large breasted blonde to her apartment before waking up.

Last night I dreamed of my dead dog and my ex gf from high school. There was also this creepy black metal dude in the room not saying anything.

I've been having weird dreams lately. I keep a dream journal but haven't been logging much of the weird stuff lately.

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Crazyman93 posted...

To find out if I sold a particular chair because of a note on it.

Dude you're not giving the full story, we need the full dream at this point.
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Slayer_22 posted...

Dude you're not giving the full story, we need the full dream at this point.

Oh the call woke me up. That's really all there was to the dream. My dreams fucking suck.

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Whenever I'm driving a car in a dream, there's a 95% chance it's a 1980's sedan of Japanese or European origin.

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Crazyman93 posted...

Oh the call woke me up. That's really all there was to the dream. My dreams fucking suck.

Oh, I mean the garden spray nozzle call.
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Slayer_22 posted...

Oh, I mean the garden spray nozzle call.

Oh, I got woke up before I could find out.

Also, for some annoying reason a lot of my dreams don't have sound. Or sounds sound like thoughts.

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Crazyman93 posted...

Oh, I got woke up before I could find out.

Also, for some annoying reason a lot of my dreams don't have sound. Or sounds sound like thoughts.

Damn. I bet it was super important.
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bump

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I fell off a giant slide that for some reason was suspended half a mile above a church. It didnt reach the ground at anypoint; it just dropped you off half a mile above the church.

Woke up right before I hit the ground.

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