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pinky0926
07/05/21 2:52:35 AM
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*finger guns*

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pinky0926
07/05/21 2:53:33 AM
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What is this, an image for ants? Lemme reupload

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Tyranthraxus
07/05/21 2:55:29 AM
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pinky0926
07/05/21 2:55:34 AM
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pinky0926
07/05/21 2:58:39 AM
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This bitch is funny

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Opisseus
07/05/21 3:00:23 AM
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Wtf, you can talk like an uninteresting dork in the UK and still make out alright? Talk about easy mode. I gotta be charming af to get laid here (which I am, but still)

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LightningAce11
07/05/21 3:01:24 AM
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Ayyy, another salt and vinegar lover. Best flavour.

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Freddie_Mercury
07/05/21 3:02:09 AM
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pinky0926
07/05/21 3:03:04 AM
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Opisseus posted...
Wtf, you can talk like an uninteresting dork in the UK and still make out alright? Talk about easy mode. I gotta be charming af to get laid here (which I am, but still)

Who hurt you

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Opisseus
07/05/21 3:04:13 AM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
this lol

all that corny shit works over there mate
Fucking thank you

Like what about his chat is supposed to stand out

I'm literally talking as someone who until recently heavily preferred dudes

Like I'm almost actually salty here. I'd literally still be a virgin if I talked like that on apps here in ny

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pinky0926
07/05/21 3:05:17 AM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
this lol

all that corny shit works over there mate

you should see the british/aussie guys who come here and game. They slay, even though what they're actually saying is wtf

If it works here and it works there then maybe...it works?

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pinky0926
07/05/21 3:07:15 AM
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Opisseus posted...
Fucking thank you

Like what about his chat is supposed to stand out

I'm literally talking as someone who until recently heavily preferred dudes

Like I'm almost actually salty here. I'd literally still be a virgin if I talked like that on apps here in ny

Went to NY, getting laid was easy mode to the extreme

I dont think I am the problem here, lel


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DoctorPiranha3
07/05/21 3:07:17 AM
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Doesn't matter what you say as long as you're hot.
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Xethuminra
07/05/21 3:07:48 AM
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If you have a girls phone number, then you have a good chance. Period.
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Opisseus
07/05/21 3:08:28 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Went to NY, getting laid was easy mode to the extreme

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Lel


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Gobstoppers12
07/05/21 3:13:35 AM
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Most people aren't brave enough to post their extremely awkward dating app convos.

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haloiscoolisbak
07/05/21 3:16:32 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Most people aren't brave enough to post their extremely awkward dating app convos.

Yep. Bravo I guess?

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Shezarr
07/05/21 3:18:54 AM
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That just comes off so im too cool and trying way too hard to be edgy and ironic in my banter

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pinky0926
07/05/21 3:23:31 AM
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Pew pew pew

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teep_
07/05/21 3:25:48 AM
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Must be a British thing

no wonder I don't get texts back from German girls
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AdrianBeterson
07/05/21 3:26:37 AM
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I mean cool I hope it works out for you man but my god that was cringy as fuck to read.

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pinky0926
07/05/21 3:29:44 AM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
Damn bro. What happened with this girl. Been through a few of your breakups. The model girl from like 7 years ago, another in between, and now this one. what happened?

The last one was the vet surgeon, I was with her for 4 years. It just didn't work out. Theres been a lot going on, this is the first time I've been properly single in a while.

I have 3 dates lined up this week, but I've made it clear to them that I'm not looking for more than something to pass the time.

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Pandamonic
07/05/21 3:35:51 AM
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No wonder I'm alone, I have none of this game.

DoctorPiranha3 posted...
Doesn't matter what you say as long as you're hot.
Ahh, well, yeah...

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Opisseus
07/05/21 9:32:34 AM
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Shezarr posted...
That just comes off so im too cool and trying way too hard to be edgy and ironic in my banter
Idts it's just super plain, maybe bordering on eccentric. Unless pinky got a massive attractiveness buff in the past couple years I'm surprised being boring works, is all

Also I was wasted last night so what was supposed to be playful ribbing of u tc came off like buttmad on my part (so my b for that). hopefully ur coming out of ur break up alright, glad ur out there making waves

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lww99
07/05/21 9:33:27 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
What is this, an image for ants? Lemme reupload


hahaha took the words right out of my mouth. bravo

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Funkydog
07/05/21 9:45:40 AM
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A lot of what you say depends on who you're saying it to. Some girls this would be an instant ignore and never speak to again. Some love it. Nothing much to do with "Brit girls love this" as I've known plenty who utterly despise this sort of thing and some who would probably just openly mock pinky for it.

If you're looking to just get laid, got to change your game up. Want something more, just be you as otherwise might end up with someone who you don't actually get on with and if you're a dork, be a dork and find another dork. It's fucking great when you find someone else to be dorky/self deprecating with if that's your thing.


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DrizztLink
07/05/21 9:46:58 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Went to NY, getting laid was easy mode to the extreme

I dont think I am the problem here, lel
It's the accent in that case.

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NeonOctopus
07/05/21 9:47:27 AM
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TheGreatEscape
07/05/21 9:52:19 AM
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tell me more about your coffee routine

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Sunhawk
07/05/21 9:59:21 AM
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What happened with your last girlfriend, pinky?

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Opisseus
07/05/21 9:59:30 AM
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Godnorgosh posted...
Maybe I'm just not with the times but sharing these types of convos on CE seems a bit disrespectful, imo
Eh I woulda blotted out her name and pic but aside from that I don't see the harm

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pinky0926
07/05/21 10:00:32 AM
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Opisseus posted...
Eh I woulda blotted out her name and pic but aside from that I don't see the harm

The names fake anyway so I figure no harm done

You ain't getting pics ce, lol

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Conception616
07/05/21 10:03:27 AM
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Godnorgosh posted...
Maybe I'm just not with the times but sharing these types of convos on CE seems a bit disrespectful, imo

Not to mention TC is describing a potential partner as a bitch, he seems like a real catch

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Opisseus
07/05/21 10:05:50 AM
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Conception616 posted...
Not to mention TC is describing a potential partner as a bitch, he seems like a real catch
who cares it's not like he's marrying her. He was probably just buzzed or something it's not like he did it venomously

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ToPoPO
07/05/21 10:07:15 AM
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Opisseus posted...
who cares it's not like he's marrying her. He was probably just buzzed or something it's not like he did it venomously

It's toxic language
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Opisseus
07/05/21 10:07:34 AM
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ToPoPO posted...
It's toxic language


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pojr
07/05/21 10:16:28 AM
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good job dude. i usually try to stay away from the online dating sites that are owned by match group holdings, but seems like it worked out for you.

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pinky0926
07/05/21 10:18:44 AM
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Conception616 posted...
Not to mention TC is describing a potential partner as a bitch, he seems like a real catch

Some people just really looking for nonsense to be angry about all the time, lol

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Conception616
07/05/21 10:20:47 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Some people just really looking for nonsense to be angry about all the time, lol

Please point out to me the anger in my post. Why dont you send screenshots of this thread to her and see if it turns her on!

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RedJackson
07/05/21 10:22:39 AM
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Hehe, nooice nooice

I got back on my bullshit this Saturday (Friday?) and realized the horrors of dating so Im glad its working out for you

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pinky0926
07/05/21 10:24:10 AM
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Conception616 posted...
Please point out to me the anger in my post. Why dont you send screenshots of this thread to her and see if it turns her on!

I'll pass on your concern for her at least, she'll be delighted that to know you're here for her protection

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KogaSteelfang
07/05/21 10:36:48 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Went to NY, getting laid was easy mode to the extreme

pinky0926 posted...
I have 3 dates lined up this week, but I've made it clear to them that I'm not looking for more than something to pass the time.
Of course these things are easy for you.

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pojr
07/05/21 10:39:00 AM
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is this the whole convo? i would be surprised if "what are you doing saturday" was your opener.

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Opisseus
07/05/21 10:40:16 AM
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pojr posted...
is this the whole convo? i would be surprised if "what are you doing saturday" was your opener.
A disarming and jokey intro to distract her and put her at ease. I could easily see that being the opener

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