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Kombucha
07/04/21 3:06:21 PM
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Do you rip farts around your s/o, girlfriend or boyfriend?






Well?

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Kombucha
07/04/21 6:35:36 PM
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Only asking the important questions.

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sabrestorm
07/04/21 6:36:16 PM
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I try not to
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voldothegr8
07/04/21 6:50:41 PM
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One of life's greatest joys is gagging my wife with a rancid fart
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masticatingman
07/04/21 6:56:53 PM
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Yes. Very long term relationship. If I've had a big/bad meal or drank some beer the night before, whoo baby. I mean, it sucks, but I'm not going to hold it in in a freaking private residence. It's going to come out. It's not like I can do it in public.

Although when I'm on diet food, I almost never have to pass gas.

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Choco
07/04/21 7:00:09 PM
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AldousIsDead
07/04/21 7:00:19 PM
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No, but she does.

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Machete
07/04/21 7:10:26 PM
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I dont rip farts in front of people
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MagnusX
07/04/21 7:15:45 PM
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I think a relationship based on holding in gas is pathetic and immature.
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RedJackson
07/04/21 7:24:02 PM
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I think the only way to have a functioning relationship is by farting on eachother

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Opisseus
07/04/21 7:26:07 PM
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Machete posted...
I dont rip farts in front of people
This. It's just common courtesy, and causes me no significant discomfort to withhold gas until in an appropriate place to pass it

@Cleo_II get my back!!

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roos1046 Reborn
07/04/21 7:27:01 PM
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Fuck yes!


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LostForest
07/04/21 7:49:02 PM
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Nope. Cuz I am not a monster.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/04/21 7:50:08 PM
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MagnusX posted...
I think a relationship based on holding in gas is pathetic and immature.

And likely doomed to fail.

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PesticideDream
07/04/21 8:32:21 PM
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Of course I do, one of the highlights of my day is getting her to go "ew!" when she smells it.
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Cleo_II
07/04/21 9:07:58 PM
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Opisseus posted...
This. It's just common courtesy, and causes me no significant discomfort to withhold gas until in an appropriate place to pass it

@Cleo_II get my back!!
Yes exactly. Barring any medical issue, its not hard just to go to the restroom or something. Its just about being respectful towards each other.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/04/21 9:30:06 PM
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What if you're both in bed and one of you has extreme gas? I'm expected to get outta bed every 3 minutes? Not happening.

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Cleo_II
07/04/21 10:14:45 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What if you're both in bed and one of you has extreme gas? I'm expected to get outta bed every 3 minutes? Not happening.
What do you do at work? Do you fart around your coworkers in that situation?
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roos1046 Reborn
07/04/21 10:20:12 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
What do you do at work? Do you fart around your coworkers in that situation?

Yep

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/04/21 10:28:38 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
What do you do at work? Do you fart around your coworkers in that situation?

Certain ones..... Also I mentioned being in bed when I did... What do you do for a living?

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whitelytning
07/04/21 10:54:47 PM
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Sometimes

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ROOTFayth
07/04/21 10:56:24 PM
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of course, all the time and usually it goes oh i just farted, brace yourself!

I do have an intestinal disease though, farting more than the norm is better than pissing blood through your ass daily

thank god for the whole food plant based diet
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SauI_Goodman
07/04/21 10:56:53 PM
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currently single but loved the dutch oven.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/04/21 11:15:19 PM
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If your s/o doesn't mute the tv for a fart then is it true love

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ShotgunSilencer
07/04/21 11:17:52 PM
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We try not too. But it happens. Not going to cause pain and discomfort by unnecessarily holding it in. But also not going to point my ass at her and let it rip lol

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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/04/21 11:24:31 PM
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ShotgunSilencer posted...
We try not too. But it happens. Not going to cause pain and discomfort by unnecessarily holding it in. But also not going to point my ass at her and let it rip lol
What if that was her fetish

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ClockworkHare
07/04/21 11:40:02 PM
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Do you rip farts around your s/o, girlfriend or boyfriend?
No.

I actually care about his comfort.

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pure_temper
07/04/21 11:58:57 PM
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nope, gross

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Cleo_II
07/05/21 1:16:45 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Certain ones..... Also I mentioned being in bed when I did... What do you do for a living?
Well if youre able to hold it around coworkers I dont see how its different than in a bed at home.
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RedJackson
07/05/21 1:34:41 AM
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If you hold in the fart its like youre burping it back into your stomach, ewww



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MagnusX
07/05/21 8:50:31 AM
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Cleo_II posted...
Well if youre able to hold it around coworkers I dont see how its different than in a bed at home.
You really view your husband as a coworker?
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FF_Redux
07/05/21 8:53:25 AM
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When I do rip a loud one my bf sometimes asks me if its a comment on politics or something.

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Fade2black001
07/05/21 8:56:50 AM
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farts are natural and healthy

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ShotgunSilencer
07/05/21 9:53:47 AM
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Fade2black001 posted...
farts are natural and healthy

That's true. But they also smell bad.
If I can avoid farting around someone, then I will. I can at least turn the other way, or if we're sitting together slide over a little bit or something so it's not all up in there space lol

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Cleo_II
07/05/21 11:28:20 AM
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MagnusX posted...
You really view your husband as a coworker?
Where do I say that? I view him as someone far more important than a coworker obviously. Which means if I can control myself at work theres no excuse not to control myself around him. Again barring some medical reason.
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voldothegr8
07/05/21 11:50:51 AM
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Cleo_II posted...

Where do I say that? I view him as someone far more important than a coworker obviously. Which means if I can control myself at work theres no excuse not to control myself around him. Again barring some medical reason.

It's inappropriate to drop ass at work. Never inappropriate for people to do it in their castle.
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Barber102
07/05/21 12:14:31 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What if you're both in bed and one of you has extreme gas? I'm expected to get outta bed every 3 minutes? Not happening.

my wife laughs when she lets them rip while we spoon. Its awesome.

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Cleo_II
07/05/21 12:51:06 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
It's inappropriate to drop ass at work. Never inappropriate for people to do it in their castle.
I think it is around your SO. Its fine if other people do it and it works for them, I just dont agree and havent had an issue with it with my husband.
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MagnusX
07/05/21 3:45:01 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Where do I say that? I view him as someone far more important than a coworker obviously. Which means if I can control myself at work theres no excuse not to control myself around him. Again barring some medical reason.
Well, I don't want to generally spend much time with my coworkers outside of work, nor do we share many interests, nor do I sleep in the same bed as them, nor do I want to lick their genitals. We act a particular way to stay employed and make money. So how most of us act around coworkers has very little to do with how we act at home.

Holding in farts can cause gastrointestinal distress, so I would think just being natural and farting would be more respectful. Like, I don't want to smell farts, but thinking she should leave the room seems absolutely ridiculous.

Like, you had his baby and farting is still a gross thing? What happens when you're both 85 and one of you had to wipe the other's ass?
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/05/21 3:46:22 PM
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Maybe once or twice in my life, 100% accident and was probably sleeping just waking up.

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DuuuDe14
07/05/21 3:47:23 PM
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She fires back just as hard.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/05/21 4:25:50 PM
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DuuuDe14 posted...
She fires back just as hard.
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Cleo_II
07/05/21 4:49:10 PM
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MagnusX posted...
Well, I don't want to generally spend much time with my coworkers outside of work, nor do we share many interests, nor do I sleep in the same bed as them, nor do I want to lick their genitals. We act a particular way to stay employed and make money. So how most of us act around coworkers has very little to do with how we act at home.

Holding in farts can cause gastrointestinal distress, so I would think just being natural and farting would be more respectful. Like, I don't want to smell farts, but thinking she should leave the room seems absolutely ridiculous.

Like, you had his baby and farting is still a gross thing? What happens when you're both 85 and one of you had to wipe the other's ass?
Lol I dont know why you care this much. You do you. It hasnt been an issue for us in over 10 years. Were respectful of each other and it just hasnt been difficult to do. To each their own
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MagnusX
07/05/21 11:21:10 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Lol I dont know why you care this much. You do you. It hasnt been an issue for us in over 10 years. Were respectful of each other and it just hasnt been difficult to do. To each their own
I don't give af that you do, it just seems like such a repressed hangup to have, kinda like guys who think periods are disgusting, and especially for someone who's had a child as a lot of pregnant women I know were super farty. Seems longer because your coworker analogy makes no sense as the two have nothing to do with each other unless you view your partner as a coworker. You say it's been fine for 10 years but I'd say there's a good chance he makes fun of it with his friends.

And my last point isn't really hyperbolic. In sickness and in health, right? If something as natural as farting is too gross, what happens in the event one of you literally can't wipe your own ass? It can be a reality.
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Cleo_II
07/06/21 12:08:30 AM
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MagnusX posted...
I don't give af that you do, it just seems like such a repressed hangup to have, kinda like guys who think periods are disgusting, and especially for someone who's had a child as a lot of pregnant women I know were super farty. Seems longer because your coworker analogy makes no sense as the two have nothing to do with each other unless you view your partner as a coworker. You say it's been fine for 10 years but I'd say there's a good chance he makes fun of it with his friends.

And my last point isn't really hyperbolic. In sickness and in health, right? If something as natural as farting is too gross, what happens in the event one of you literally can't wipe your own ass? It can be a reality.
Lmao you are so butthurt that I think its disrespectful. I never said gross. Never farted in front of my husband while pregnant and it wasnt hard not to do. Ive already said barring medical issues too, so that addresses old age and such. Id have no issue wiping his ass if I had to. After my c section I was bed ridden and I farted plenty in front of him. It wasnt a big deal, it was understood that it wasnt something I could control at that time.

If you can control it at work its not hard to control it around your SO, that is my point. I value my husband far more than coworkers. My husband doesnt fart in front of me either. Hasnt been a problem in nearly 11 years. Its not something weve had any discussion about at all, or some rule I laid out, we just mutually respect each other and just dont do it. I never told him he couldnt or that Id have an issue if he did. He just sees it the same way I do. Its not hard bruh. Not sure why this strikes such a nerve for you lol
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Axiom
07/06/21 12:11:05 AM
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At first I'll hold back everyone does but once you've been together for awhile it's just weird if you're still that uncomfortable around them that you can't do it
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