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Slayerblade11
07/02/21 3:10:36 AM
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they are chill AF
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Zikten
07/02/21 3:13:59 AM
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Yep. I hate when ignorant people kill male mosquitoes. Male mosquitoes are total bros
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Smackems
07/02/21 3:14:47 AM
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Well what do they bite then

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Zikten
07/02/21 3:15:09 AM
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Smackems posted...
Well what do they bite then

Smaller bugs

Only the girls need blood. They use it to lay eggs. The guys just eat other bugs
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Strider102
07/02/21 3:16:04 AM
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True.

But imagine what they'd do if there were no female mosquitoes.

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Smackems
07/02/21 3:16:49 AM
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Zikten posted...
Smaller bugs

Only the girls need blood. They use it to lay eggs. The guys just eat other bugs
How do I tell the difference

I mean I don't directly kill anything anyway do doesn't really matter on that end. Just curious

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Zikten
07/02/21 3:17:51 AM
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Smackems posted...

How do I tell the difference

Male mosquitoes are huge. They are like 5 times the size of the females. If it's a giant ass bug it's a male. They look scary but they are harmless
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Smackems
07/02/21 3:18:34 AM
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Zikten posted...
Male mosquitoes are huge. They are like 5 times the size of the females. If it's a giant ass bug it's a male. They look scary but they are harmless
Are they the ones people call mosquito Hawks?

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Zikten
07/02/21 3:20:28 AM
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Smackems posted...

Are they the ones people call mosquito Hawks?

Maybe. I'm not sure.
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Smackems
07/02/21 3:22:41 AM
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Zikten posted...
Maybe. I'm not sure.
Looked it up and those are crane flies I'm thinking of

I dunno if I've ever seen a male mosquito. I've had to have seen one though I live in rural ms

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BloodMoon7
07/02/21 3:32:49 AM
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Slap that sucker just like I bitch slapped his wife.

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Tyranthraxus
07/02/21 3:32:58 AM
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Smackems posted...
Are they the ones people call mosquito Hawks?
No a mosquito hawk eats mosquitoes.

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viewmaster_pi
07/02/21 3:34:38 AM
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male mosquitoes drink nectar, don't bite at all, and aren't huge, lol. dunno where he's getting this

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Zikten
07/02/21 3:36:08 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
male mosquitoes drink nectar, don't bite at all, and aren't huge, lol. dunno where he's getting this

Maybe I was looking at mosquito Hawks all this time then I don't know. I just know big ass mosquito looking things never drank my blood
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Purple_Cheetah
07/02/21 3:36:38 AM
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Probably thinking of mosquito hawks. Usually they come in and proceed to commence the jigglin' and bounce around on the wall/floor in a bouncy wobble flight.
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Smackems
07/02/21 3:37:06 AM
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Fuckin skeeters. If only they'd let us see them hanging dong

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viewmaster_pi
07/02/21 3:37:31 AM
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as a rule of thumb, males have feathery antennae

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Smackems
07/02/21 3:39:02 AM
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How the hell am I supposed to see that

Where's the dong

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viewmaster_pi
07/02/21 3:39:05 AM
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Smackems
07/02/21 3:40:02 AM
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That mosquito is in danger

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ApherosyLove
07/02/21 3:40:21 AM
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Y'all thinking of crane flies lol

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viewmaster_pi
07/02/21 3:42:00 AM
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nah, crane flies also drink nectar and plant juices. the mosquito hawk thing is just nonsense that stuck

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Smackems
07/02/21 3:43:19 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
nah, crane flies also drink nectar and plant juices. the mosquito hawk thing is just nonsense that stuck
Those things are fragile as fuck and make me nervous. I'm afraid if I breathe in it's direction it'll die

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/02/21 3:46:35 AM
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aye, dont be sexist towards female mosquitos fam. smh
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Purple_Cheetah
07/02/21 3:48:51 AM
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Ok, so guess it's a crane fly.

To be fair they're jigglin'
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Smackems
07/02/21 3:49:59 AM
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Purple_Cheetah posted...
Ok, so guess it's a crane fly.

To be fair they're jigglin'
Daddy long legs jiggle too. Pretty funny looking

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viewmaster_pi
07/02/21 3:58:11 AM
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this thing looks like a chinchilla with wings, lol


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Smackems
07/02/21 3:59:14 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
this thing looks like a chinchilla with wings, lol
Oh dude that thing cute af I wanna pet it

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IfGodCouldDie
07/02/21 4:11:16 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
No a mosquito hawk eats mosquitoes.
They don't actually eat anything.

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