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MedeaLysistrata
07/01/21 4:17:19 PM
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Cultural differences

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Lost_All_Senses
07/01/21 4:18:10 PM
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What kind of cultural differences?

And why did she date you in the first place then?

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ROOTFayth
07/01/21 4:18:10 PM
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did you ever meet her?
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MedeaLysistrata
07/01/21 4:18:23 PM
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She told me to put down the bong...

Apparently turning off the light to show her it glows in the dark was the last straw

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krazychao5
07/01/21 4:18:33 PM
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i'm afraid my gf will dump me cause apparently i been hurting her feelings a lot lately

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Lost_All_Senses
07/01/21 4:19:33 PM
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krazychao5 posted...
i'm afraid my gf will dump me cause apparently i been hurting her feelings a lot lately

What specifically does she feel you're not empathetic enough about? Is it her bong?

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MedeaLysistrata
07/01/21 4:20:00 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
What specifically does she feel you're not empathetic enough about? Is it her bong?
It's probably not even a Rick and morty bong

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Gamerguymass
07/01/21 4:21:15 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
She told me to put down the bong...

Apparently turning off the light to show her it glows in the dark was the last straw

I would hardly define this as culture.

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bsp77
07/01/21 4:21:29 PM
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Hadn't you never met her in real life though?

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MedeaLysistrata
07/01/21 4:23:27 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
I would hardly define this as culture.
You missed the part where it's a Rick and morty bong

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MedeaLysistrata
07/01/21 4:24:38 PM
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bsp77 posted...
Hadn't you never met her in real life though?
She's not actual... yet... but she did already leave me so it doesnt matter

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Artemis86
07/01/21 4:29:17 PM
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So you've never met and they're already demanding control of your life? Didn't lose much then.
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MedeaLysistrata
07/01/21 4:30:13 PM
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Artemis86 posted...
So you've never met and they're already demanding control of your life? Didn't lose much then.
That's cultural difference

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dj1200
07/01/21 4:31:39 PM
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Wait, tell us the whole story. It was just a girl you were talking to online and you'd never seen her?

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Biscotti
07/01/21 4:34:00 PM
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stoners are annoying

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MedeaLysistrata
07/01/21 4:39:13 PM
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dj1200 posted...
Wait, tell us the whole story. It was just a girl you were talking to online and you'd never seen her?
lol

Biscotti posted...
stoners are annoying
True

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E_S_M_Z
07/01/21 4:42:50 PM
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krazychao5 posted...
i'm afraid my gf will dump me cause apparently i been hurting her feelings a lot lately

Figure out what you've been doing to hurt her feelings, but just as importantly also don't forget to show her affection and remind her what she means to you. If you've been physically distant for a bit, even unconsciously, it can cause women to take insult at things that are innocuous in isolation.

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BarbaricAvatar
07/01/21 4:47:57 PM
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Stoners are shit at everything except being Stoners. You made it clear to her that she was of secondary importance to you.

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AirFresh
07/01/21 4:48:14 PM
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Really hope this is true it's funny as fuck

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MedeaLysistrata
07/01/21 4:49:59 PM
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BarbaricAvatar posted...
Stoners are shit at everything except being Stoners. You made it clear to her that she was of secondary importance to you.
holy facts moon knight

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Lost_All_Senses
07/01/21 5:22:45 PM
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BarbaricAvatar posted...
Stoners are shit at everything except being Stoners. You made it clear to her that she was of secondary importance to you.

I mean, if you put your head in the sand and ignore all the successful talented stoners, then yeah this would be right. It seems you probably have less awareness than the average stoner.

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BarbaricAvatar
07/01/21 7:09:05 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I mean, if you put your head in the sand and ignore all the successful talented stoners, then yeah this would be right. It seems you probably have less awareness than the average stoner.

See. They can't even do burns properly. Shit at everything.

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StarDestroyer
07/01/21 7:11:28 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
She told me to put down the bong...

Apparently turning off the light to show her it glows in the dark was the last straw

NEVER PUT DOWN THE BONG!

Resist!

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YoungMan
07/01/21 7:12:39 PM
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Fair; next.

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Dakimakura
07/01/21 7:17:33 PM
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drugz r bad

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MedeaLysistrata
07/01/21 7:23:04 PM
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gamer politics

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catboy
07/01/21 7:23:26 PM
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is this a joke topic or did you actually have a GF?

Dakimakura posted...
drugz r bad
not all da time doe

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Lost_All_Senses
07/01/21 7:25:49 PM
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BarbaricAvatar posted...
See. They can't even do burns properly. Shit at everything.

Lie. All we do is burn

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MedeaLysistrata
07/01/21 7:26:01 PM
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catboy posted...
is this a joke topic or did you actually have a GF?
no gf

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catboy
07/01/21 7:27:39 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
no gf
I'm still confused tbh

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Goatsensation
07/01/21 7:28:38 PM
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I want a ninja turtles bong

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MedeaLysistrata
07/01/21 7:30:16 PM
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catboy posted...
I'm still confused tbh
The topic was a ruse catboy, I'd never have a gf in 2021

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catboy
07/01/21 7:34:31 PM
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haha me neither

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