Current Events > Mew and Ditto are similar color and both know Transform.

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The more you know.

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New evolves in to ditto confirmed

MewTwo is literally just Mew with Charizard DNA

Both have dna of every pokemon or something

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Ditto is a failed clone of Mew. Grimer is a Ditto exposed to toxic waste.

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Charizard is a descendant of Aerodacyl following the meteor cataclysm, and gained the element of fire

Blastoise is a Omastar

Venusaur is Kabutops

Xethuminra posted...

Abra is related directly to Mew

I don't follow this one
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If you find a masterball you should use it on an incredibly rare pokemon, like fearow.

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Poke balls were created from Cloyster/Gastly technology

Hitmonchan & Hitmonlee are relatives of Venusaur

Geodude is a Gastly

Koffing is a Gastly

Onyx is an extremely mysterious Pokmon

Farfetchd is the most intelligent Pokmon

The original Pikachu were Gengars who became unhappy and possessed Ratticates

Sandshrew is a relative of Abra

Diglette evolved into Weedle

Weedle evolved into Catterpie

Spearow is a Charmander and evolved into Pidgies. Cubone used to be an Aerodactyle. And became Charmander.

Pikachu evolves into Ash.

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Clefairy are purified Gengar and evolved into Jigglypuffs and then Chansey. Vulpix is a mutated Evee. Ponyta also came from an Evee. Growlith came from Evee. Magnemite is a Gastly. Fire is a cursed element. Scyther was a Kabutops who evolved into Venusaur. Machomp is a Polywag. Snorlax is a Gengar who came back and possessed a Chansey. Professor Oak taught Giovanni how to clone Mew. Professor Oak created Ponyta, Growlith, and Vulpix. Paras is a Krabby. Ekans is a Dratini. Mankey & Elektebuz are not a real Pokmon. Tangela is a Gastly. Magmar are Charmander who became Magmar instead of Spearows. Exeggcute are Snorlax eggs. Misty & Brock work for Team Rocket. When Ash goes to sleep, Pikachu becomes a Raichu & meditates inside of a Pokeball to communicate with Mew. Gary is actually the good guy.

Metapod evolves into Venomoth and Venonat evolves into Butterfree, and dammit, you are not going to convince me otherwise.
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Thats what Gengar said

Thus was born Venomoth

Magikarp are probably not dead Goldeen, contrary to popular belief

Seel evolved into Slowpoke

Tentacruel evolved into Bellsprout

Bellsprout were possessed by Gengar and became Drowsees

Mew saved the Aerodactyl

• Psyduck are incredibly evil Pokemon & became Meowth
• Doduo was a Spearow fused by Haunter with a Diglett
• Tauros was a natural evolution of Evee which gave Oak the idea
• Horsee are the missing link between Tentacruel & Bellsprout
• Gastly possessed Staryu to create Magnemite
• Staryus evolved from Shellders naturally
• Pinsir is a very ancient Pokmon, and incredibly vicious
• Some Pinsir became Lickitung in the cold weather
• Cubone & Blastoise were inspired by the success of Lapras & Dratini
• Lapras came from a Dratini in the ancient past who lived in dead Cloyster shells.
• Bulbasaur is haunted by visions of Gengar
• Porygon is Mew making fun of Gengar
• Gengar possessed a Zubat to create Venonat
• Zubat used to be Diglett before the meteor
• Oddish grow in places where there are many fossils
• Mew was happy with Gengars work and left until MewTwo was created
• Blastoise became Rhydon. Rhydons became the Nido twins.
• The Nido twins evolved into Kangaskahns.

Mew created the TM magic to help the Pokmon after the cataclysm. Gengar created the HM to even the playing field. Unknown is a Missing No. The Gen 3 Pokmon onward are actually Digimon. Ash is actually a female. Sudowoodo, Ladybuh, and a few others are actually Kanto Pokmon. Ashs Pikachu was a semi-failed creation by Oak to track Mew. Farfetchd is a relative of Charizard. Gen2 takes place on a different planet on the other side of the sun.

what the fuck is this blathering horseshit

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Income bearing gifts.

Mew created Gastly

The main reason Mew returned when MewTwo was born is MewTwo created an even number of Pokmon (150), which defies the rule of 3

Thats why the versions of the original games are different in Japan

Gastly was inspired by Kabutops independently of Mews influence

This is really the kind of stuff that would be written on the side of someone's van
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I.....

Nah. I got nothing. Im done here. It was good.