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brestugo
06/30/21 6:12:53 PM
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Topic.

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Dakimakura
06/30/21 6:13:06 PM
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what downside

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ButteryMales
06/30/21 6:26:50 PM
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Had? That means she's perfect now?
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Rharyx211
06/30/21 6:31:21 PM
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ButteryMales posted...
Had? That means she's perfect now?

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brestugo
06/30/21 6:31:21 PM
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ButteryMales posted...
Had? That means she's perfect now?
Consider her a nice girl with a twist.

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TeaMilk
06/30/21 6:31:55 PM
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brestugo
06/30/21 6:33:43 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...
This sounds like something Bo Burnham would come up with, lol
Not sure who that is but I'll take it as a compliment. Cheers, my friend.

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-Unowninator-
06/30/21 6:33:49 PM
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Has a what?
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brestugo
06/30/21 6:36:17 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
duncan dont
Afraid to ask about the meaning of this.

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Dakimakura
06/30/21 6:38:31 PM
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ButteryMales posted...
Had? That means she's perfect now?

Yes she no longer has testicles.


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ButteryMales
06/30/21 6:42:15 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
she no longer has testicles.
No deal then, not perfect.
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Dakimakura
06/30/21 6:43:33 PM
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ButteryMales posted...
No deal then, not perfect.

Well I think with testicular torsion you only lose one, so will that do? I don't actually know for sure though. Maybe she makes a quick recovery and keeps both.

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gunplagirl
06/30/21 6:45:12 PM
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Let me tell you something, I've been with several friends who had their testicles removed. They were all girls. And when they're out it opens up some possibilities you wouldn't normally have. Like, well. Access to the underpenis through the now exposed area. Made one finish and scream from how good it was.

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brestugo
06/30/21 6:56:03 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Yes she no longer has testicles.
I'm no expert but I think if you get to a doctor soon enough, they can use a blowtorch and pliers use things to twist them 180 degrees and back in place. AKAIK a torsion usually goes just 180 degrees.

Too long and the cutoff of bloodflow kills the nuts though..

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DJquackquack
06/30/21 7:28:55 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Like, well. Access to the underpenis through the now exposed area.
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brestugo
07/02/21 8:21:56 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Let me tell you something, I've been with several friends who had their testicles removed. They were all girls. And when they're out it opens up some possibilities you wouldn't normally have. Like, well. Access to the underpenis through the now exposed area. Made one finish and scream from how good it was.
I feel this may need a topic of its own.

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sabrestorm
07/02/21 8:23:43 PM
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I dont know what testicular torsion is? A little help?
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gunplagirl
07/02/21 8:23:49 PM
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brestugo posted...
I feel this may need a topic of its own.
What, one to talk about my sexual exploits?

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pikachupwnage
07/02/21 8:25:07 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Let me tell you something, I've been with several friends who had their testicles removed. They were all girls. And when they're out it opens up some possibilities you wouldn't normally have. Like, well. Access to the underpenis through the now exposed area. Made one finish and scream from how good it was.

The what now?

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brestugo
07/02/21 8:31:42 PM
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sabrestorm posted...
I dont know what testicular torsion is? A little help?
If someone has a testicular torsion, they will need more than a little help.

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brestugo
07/02/21 8:43:06 PM
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RedJackson
07/02/21 8:45:24 PM
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EbonTitanium
07/02/21 8:49:16 PM
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sabrestorm posted...
I dont know what testicular torsion is? A little help?
One or both testicles spins around, twisting the spermatic cord.

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gunplagirl
07/03/21 12:17:09 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
The what now?
So basically, there's your penis that you know of. Then there's some extra length inside, called the underpenis. Actually, one procedure for penile enhancement is to weaken the material that holds it in place, allowing it to slide out more and grow further and not just when erect.

Incidentally, since it's still penile material, it's also able to be stimulated. But because access is normally obstructed by the testicles and blood vessels that feed them air, it's not commonly stimulated by anyone. As such, it's pretty common for it to be really sensitive, having not had the sensitivity reduced from years of use and abuse.

So basically, if a trans girl got her testes removed during an orchiectomy procedure, she'd now be able to be stimulated there without any worry of pain from doing stuff to the testicles. So basically uhhhh. Science.

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