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Trumble
06/27/21 7:05:44 PM
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$2500, or the best pizza ever.


The pizza is standard size. "Best" is whatever you personally would consider to be the best pizza.

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MedeaLysistrata
06/27/21 7:07:20 PM
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Honestly I'd take the pizza. 2.5k is a lot to me, but the best pizza ever made is still the best pizza ever made.

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jon1012
06/27/21 7:08:14 PM
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Pizza. Thats the best pizza ever man. Ill remember that meal my whole life. Fuck a $2500 that Ill blow on dumb stuff.

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Guide
06/27/21 7:08:15 PM
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I'll take the pizza. I don't know what I'd consider the best to be, so to have magic calibration for my tastes would be neat.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/27/21 7:08:47 PM
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I took the money because, am I never allowed to eat said best pizza ever again? If so, I wouldn't fuck with it because after i'm done I would fall into a dark depression and always look down upon every future pizza. So no, i'll take the money.

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SevenTenths
06/27/21 7:09:12 PM
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2500 I don't want to ruin pizza by knowing I'll always be chasing that one perfect pizza

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MedeaLysistrata
06/27/21 7:09:56 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
Ah, but the catch that comes with having the best pizza ever made is that you'll know you'll know for certain you'll never have pizza that good again.
True... Hmmm...

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PMarth2002
06/27/21 7:10:00 PM
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While I do love pizza, the best pizza is not worth $2500.

I would consider shaving somewhere between $250 and $500 for getting two slices, despite slices not being worth that much either. Getting 2k-2.25k and to try the best pizza ever would be a fantastic day.

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Payzmaykr
06/27/21 7:10:41 PM
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Give me the money. Ill go spend like $7 and have enough stuff to make two pizzas that are going to be better than what youd get at a chain store.
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DepreceV2
06/27/21 7:11:26 PM
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Cash. Pizza is pizza. Whatever. I wont pay 2500 for the best pizza ever so I will take the money

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itachi15243
06/27/21 7:13:31 PM
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Can I save slices for when I really want it or the feeling of knowing it'sthe best?? If it's the best pizza it should always be fresh, perfectly hot and amazing.

Otherwise money.

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BilalPowell
06/27/21 7:14:54 PM
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I'll take the money. I've already had the best pizza ever. The secret is to add pineapple.

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SaquonDaGod
06/27/21 7:16:32 PM
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me after eating the perfect pizza

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Shotgunnova
06/27/21 7:16:37 PM
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Bestow $2500 unto me, comrade.

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3PiesAndAFork
06/27/21 7:17:25 PM
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Cash. I can buy 200 of the best pizza ever.

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JMPzero
06/27/21 7:19:27 PM
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Money otherwise I'll know I can't have the best pizza again
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