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Flamer_Blue
06/26/21 8:28:58 PM
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How do you get her number without sounding like a creep.

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Kanaya413
06/26/21 8:30:20 PM
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I dont because Im not interested in women
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Turbam
06/26/21 8:31:22 PM
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"Hey slut, there's a problem with my order. Let's have sex!!!"
Say something like that :V

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Lukey_Bug
06/26/21 8:31:36 PM
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I don't because most people taking my order at McDonald's are teenagers.

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SaquonDaGod
06/26/21 8:31:48 PM
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Sounds like you already missed your shot.

You shouldve done it in the heat of the moment rather than planning it out to happen. Trust me. Genuine interactions are more powerful that scripted ones. Just roll with it.
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Returning_CEmen
06/26/21 8:31:49 PM
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Ill take a #2 with an iced tea and your 7 digits for dessert

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Flamer_Blue
06/26/21 8:33:37 PM
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SaquonDaGod posted...
Sounds like you already missed your shot.

You shouldve done it in the heat of the moment rather than planning it out to happen. Trust me. Genuine interactions are more powerful that scripted ones. Just roll with it.
Yeah true but there were too many people around her.
Would have looked like a weirdo anyways.

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RetsuZaiZen
06/26/21 8:35:29 PM
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Probably shouldn't hit on a girl while they're working.

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Flamer_Blue
06/26/21 8:38:06 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Probably shouldn't hit on a girl while they're working.
That too.

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SaquonDaGod
06/26/21 8:38:28 PM
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You could have asked if she had Instagram or social media or just asked her whats her name.

Easier than giving someone a number.
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Thaumaturge
06/26/21 8:38:36 PM
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Tell her you're interested in her without sounding like a creep.

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AirFresh
06/26/21 8:39:02 PM
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"Here's your order!"

"You too"

"I mean, you will have a nice d-day if you take my phone number!"

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bulletproofvita
06/26/21 9:28:52 PM
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Turbam posted...
"Hey slut, there's a problem with my order. Let's have sex!!!"
Say something like that :V
This

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BloodMoon7
06/26/21 9:30:33 PM
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"Hey girl you wanna try my McD" - TC probably

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Dakimakura
06/26/21 9:35:35 PM
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I tried to get some action with the self-order machines once.

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Dark_SilverX
06/26/21 9:36:25 PM
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leme pour some sweet n sour sauce all over you and turn you into my personal mcnugget delight.

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jon1012
06/26/21 9:38:33 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
"Hey girl you wanna try my McD" - TC probably

*girl takes a look*

Well, its definitely not supersized.

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Naysaspace
06/26/21 9:40:54 PM
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Flamer_Blue posted...
A pretty girl takes your order at the McDonalds...


Flamer_Blue posted...
How do you get her number without sounding like a creep.


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Herbette
06/26/21 9:41:07 PM
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Don't ask for her number. Give yours. And a smile.
If she is interested, she'll be happy to call you. If she is not, well, you just misread the room. Not a big deal if you know how to not be creepy.

Still, do not bother people when they are working.
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skermac
06/26/21 9:46:06 PM
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ask her what time you can pick her up after she gets off work

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Naysaspace
06/26/21 9:46:56 PM
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Herbette posted...
Don't ask for her number. Give yours. And a smile.
If she is interested, she'll be happy to call you. If she is not, well, you just misread the room. Not a big deal if you know how to not be creepy.

Still, do not bother people when they are working.
oh god i saw some guy doing this at a coffee shop 2 weeks ago and the barista was SO uncomfortable. This guy kept knagging her, "Take my number, please, you don't even have to call if you don't want".

I think he had some sort of cognitive deficiency.
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Lairen
06/26/21 9:48:14 PM
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Ill take one McBlowJob.

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Vicious_Dios
06/26/21 9:48:39 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Probably shouldn't hit on a girl while they're working.

Lol why not? A little back and forth banter with a dash of flirting will brighten up each other's day.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
06/26/21 9:49:22 PM
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If they give you a extra nugget that basically means they wanna sexual relations with you

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Herbette
06/26/21 9:55:45 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
oh god i saw some guy doing this at a coffee shop 2 weeks ago and the barista was SO uncomfortable. This guy kept knagging her, "Take my number, please, you don't even have to call if you don't want".

I think he had some sort of cognitive deficiency.
You dont give your number randomly. That would be creepy.
It is fair easy to make eye contact and judge if the person is potentially interested or not.

And definitely, do not bother people when they are working. The fact that their job asks them to be pleasant with you does not mean they find you attractive.
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Choco
06/26/21 9:57:45 PM
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tc i'm pretty sure this is not something normal people do and just an internet meme

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Arcanine2009
06/26/21 10:11:37 PM
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nope. unless I worked with her, not asking out random strangers while they are on the job

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BarbaricAvatar
06/26/21 10:17:31 PM
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Ask her if she's single. If she says no then she ain't interested in you.

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UnholyMudcrab
06/26/21 10:17:59 PM
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She's smiling at you because she's being paid to, not because she's into you
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XxKrazyChaosxX
06/26/21 10:20:06 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
oh god i saw some guy doing this at a coffee shop 2 weeks ago and the barista was SO uncomfortable. This guy kept knagging her, "Take my number, please, you don't even have to call if you don't want".

I think he had some sort of cognitive deficiency.

That was awkward just reading that.

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RetsuZaiZen
06/26/21 10:20:41 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Lol why not? A little back and forth banter with a dash of flirting will brighten up each other's day.
It's mostly just improper and I've been told by a few women that it puts the girl in an uncomfortable position because she is almost forced to be polite to the guy hitting on her... if only because she's still on the clock and he's a customer.

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ReturnOfThaJedi
06/26/21 10:21:11 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
If they give you a extra nugget that basically means they wanna sexual relations with you
This is facts

I got a 10 piece from BK one day, and was chatting up the girl while waiting for my order. When I got home I noticed that not only were TWELVE nuggets, she gave me FIVE sauces. I went back the next day and got her number.

Long story short, I smashed.

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Frostmourne
06/26/21 10:21:44 PM
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ReturnOfThaJedi posted...

This is facts

I got a 10 piece from BK one day, and was chatting up the girl while waiting for my order. When I got home I noticed that not only were TWELVE nuggets, she gave me FIVE sauces. I went back the next day and got her number.

Long story short, I smashed.


Lol fake af
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Ermac
06/26/21 10:25:05 PM
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ask her full name, find her on fb, like some of her photos and send a dm. Wait til she gets off, see what car she goes into to drive home, write down license plate number, follow her home, then routinely revisit her house to find out when shes usually home, where she shops, what she does for fun, see if anyone lives with her, ya know the usual. What kind of dog she has.. then you cant fail

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Frostmourne
06/26/21 10:26:38 PM
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All these creepy af answers. But obviously expected of ce.
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BeyondWalls
06/26/21 10:27:42 PM
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The only time I ever fell for a cashier was once at a mall Gamestop. I walked in to get something and the hot chick behind the counter was wearing like a low cut formal black dress. She bent over to put my stuff in a bag and her boobs were falling out into my face. She asked if there was anything else and I was like, "I'd like to preorder everything."

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PoundGarden
06/26/21 10:28:25 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Lol why not? A little back and forth banter with a dash of flirting will brighten up each other's day.

People are at their horniest when they're at the place they hate most, surrounded by people they hate.

This is a good plan

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ReturnOfThaJedi
06/26/21 11:17:42 PM
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Frostmourne posted...
Lol fake af
Nah true say

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YoungMan
06/26/21 11:20:37 PM
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When has there ever been a pretty girl that works at McDonald's?

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PoundGarden
06/26/21 11:37:49 PM
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YoungMan posted...
When has there ever been a pretty girl that works at McDonald's?

Its not unheard of. Thing is, as time goes on, they get bigger and bigger from all the free food and just become "Barb".

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KeeperOfShadows
06/26/21 11:41:11 PM
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YoungMan posted...
When has there ever been a pretty girl that works at McDonald's?

Every day of the year, most likely.

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Flamer_Blue
06/26/21 11:49:54 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
She's smiling at you because she's being paid to, not because she's into you
Dude, she had a mask....
How could I know if she was smiling at me?

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Choco
06/27/21 5:47:08 AM
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Flamer_Blue posted...
Dude, she had a mask....
How could I know if she was smiling at me?
by looking at her eyes.

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teep_
06/27/21 5:47:36 AM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Probably shouldn't hit on a girl while they're working.

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SomeLikeItHoth
06/27/21 5:52:40 AM
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The more you talk, the weirder it gets. Just ask how their day is going. If they say more than just "okay" they're probably interested. Then just ask for the number. You're more than likely going to get her number no issue. Getting her to text back is another story.

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Xavier_On_High
06/27/21 5:53:53 AM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Probably shouldn't hit on a girl while they're working.


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DeadlyNinjaBees
06/27/21 6:23:19 AM
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I don't want a girl with a McDonalds income.

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Strider102
06/27/21 7:21:40 AM
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Just walk up to her and say the following.

"You are a good woman. I am a good man."

She'll either look at you confused, giggle, call the cops, or give you her number.

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REexpert44
06/27/21 7:22:49 AM
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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...
I don't want a girl with a McDonalds income.
Shes the ticket to free nuggies

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Strider102
06/27/21 7:24:16 AM
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REexpert44 posted...
Shes the ticket to free nuggies

This, the relationship is just a bonus.

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