Current Events > Isn't it super convenient that aliens crashed in Roswell, USA?

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red_is_ash
06/26/21 3:14:12 AM
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They could have crashed anywhere else in the world, but coincidentally , they crashed in the US, assuming it was aliens.

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Sphyx
06/26/21 3:15:00 AM
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Not for them.

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Guerrilla Soldier
06/26/21 3:15:01 AM
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why do you think that's the only place they've crashed

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BloodMoney
06/26/21 3:15:47 AM
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if an advanced species were to visit earth I would assume they would be most interested in the most powerful country.

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DrizztLink
06/26/21 3:23:07 AM
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It's certainly nice for Roswell, they make mad money off it.

I've been to their museums, the alien one is cool and they have a surprisingly fantastic art one.

Fucking disgusting tap water though.

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Freddie_Mercury
06/26/21 4:08:49 AM
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itachi15243
06/26/21 4:13:24 AM
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If they crashed in another country it'd probably be worse because there would be no reliable way to know for a long time so it'd re-emerge a lot more. Or it'd just be different people obsessed

It's not like it crashed in the city in front of tons of people and still got all hished up about.

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Shotgunnova
06/26/21 4:25:20 AM
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How convenient that they crashed right at the place that had an alien dissection facility. Boy, that was sure unlucky!

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DrizztLink
06/26/21 5:00:33 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
How convenient that they crashed right at the place that had an alien dissection facility. Boy, that was sure unlucky!
"Johnson, you spent a hundred and fifty million dollars of taxpayer money on what?"

"Alien dissection facility, sir."

"An alien dissection facility, in the middle of the desert, in the middle of New Mexico, when aliens DON'T FUCKING EXIST?!"

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"Sir?"

"...yes, Johnson?"

"Blow me."

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