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Trumble
06/24/21 8:49:32 PM
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$10,000,000, but every Canadian hates you.


None of them quite remember why, and they can very rarely (if ever) convince non-Canadians of this, but for some reason they all basically think you're the worst person who ever lived.

For the purpose of this a "Canadian" is anyone who was either born in Canada, or has at any point lived in Canada for more than 5 years, excluding yourself if that applies to you.

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Xethuminra
06/24/21 8:49:56 PM
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Ill take it.
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Alucard188
06/24/21 8:50:42 PM
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The optics of this are fucking amazing. We all just unilaterally hate someone for some indiscriminate reason.

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ApherosyLove
06/24/21 8:51:23 PM
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I'm Canadian. So if anyone says yes, just know that I, random internet poster ApherosyLove, will hate you.


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Mist_Turnips
06/24/21 8:51:49 PM
#5:


Deal. What are they gonna do aboot it?
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Guide
06/24/21 8:52:09 PM
#6:


Alucard188 posted...
The optics of this are fucking amazing. We all just unilaterally hate someone for some indiscriminate reason.

I mean if you're a canuck, no one cares


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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 8:52:47 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
I'm Canadian. So if anyone says yes, just know that I, random internet poster ApherosyLove, will hate you.

This.

But also if I didnt have family and friends I'd insta take it and move.

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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 8:53:17 PM
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Guide posted...
I mean if you're a canuck, no one cares


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Trumble
06/24/21 8:57:42 PM
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What would a Canadian who hates you even do? Like, not apologize, maybe?

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K181
06/24/21 9:01:20 PM
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With how much shit I've said about the Canadian NHL teams, most of them hate me anyway already, so sure.

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MarthGoomba
06/24/21 9:03:16 PM
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I'll take it. Wouldn't really change much for me anyway
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Questionmarktarius
06/24/21 9:03:28 PM
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Death threats would be legally required to be in both French and English, right?
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Guide
06/24/21 9:11:43 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...

whatever canoodliancattlelad

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Irony
06/24/21 9:12:34 PM
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Mist_Turnips posted...
Deal. What are they gonna do aboot it?
Apologize

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Questionmarktarius
06/24/21 9:13:05 PM
#15:


Hold on... is this $10 million in US or Canadian dollars?
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Kanaya413
06/24/21 9:13:14 PM
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Sure
not like many people like me anyway
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TerrifyingRei
06/24/21 9:14:34 PM
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As a Canadian, no one can hate me more than I hate myself, so gimme money

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NoxObscuras
06/24/21 9:19:36 PM
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I'll take that money, easily. Those random strangers from Canada, mean nothing to me lol

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electricbugs2
06/24/21 9:26:13 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
I'll take that money, easily. Those random strangers from Canada, mean nothing to me lol
I dunno man 40 million people thinking youre worse then Hitler doesnt sound like a good time even with money.

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Questionmarktarius
06/24/21 9:27:13 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
I dunno man 40 million people thinking youre worse then Hitler doesnt sound like a good time even with money.
How is that any different from the past several US presidential elections?
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electricbugs2
06/24/21 9:28:41 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
How is that any different from the past several US presidential elections?
Touch lmao

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IHeartRadiation
06/24/21 9:28:56 PM
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Trumble posted...
but for some reason they all basically think you're the worst person who ever lived.
Depends on what they consider to be the worst person

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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 9:31:12 PM
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Guide posted...
whatever canoodliancattlelad

Fuck.

As a Canadian I can't insult you, but know that I do not accept this tomfoolery.

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Doom_Art
06/24/21 9:31:39 PM
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Hope everyone taking the money realizes they'd be hated by me.

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Questionmarktarius
06/24/21 9:32:21 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
As a Canadian I can't insult you
...not even Quebec swears?
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electricbugs2
06/24/21 9:32:45 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Fuck.

As a Canadian I can't insult you, but know that I do not accept this tomfoolery.
Just call him bud, thats our universal fuck you lmao.

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Irony
06/24/21 9:33:21 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
As a Canadian I can't insult you

You can, but the question is can you do it without apologizing.

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modena
06/24/21 9:34:19 PM
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Been through Canada twice,they already do hate me. Calgary was ok though. Money please sir eh?

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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 9:34:54 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Just call him bud, thats our universal fuck you lmao.

Bud is the best. Its contextually either a total fuck off you irrelevant fuck or a term of endearment... although buds is generally the affectionate version. Lol.

It's like Canada's version of cu**

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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 9:35:52 PM
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Irony posted...
You can, but the question is can you do it without apologizing.

I'm sorry, but fuck off with that response buds.

damnit

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BloodMoney
06/24/21 9:37:12 PM
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So a few hundred people will hate me, big deal. SHOW ME DA MONAY

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NoxObscuras
06/24/21 9:40:13 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
I dunno man 40 million people thinking youre worse then Hitler doesnt sound like a good time even with money.
I mean, unless they hate me so much that they actively seek me out 24/7, then it's really a non issue because I don't live in Canada.

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shironinja
06/24/21 9:43:01 PM
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Shotgunnova
06/24/21 9:47:42 PM
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I don't wanna live in a world where Dave Foley is mad at me.

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Life Sympathy
06/24/21 9:48:19 PM
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mfw being hated on by an entire nation

https://i.imgur.com/K4dBoGA.gif

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BettyWhite
06/24/21 9:49:08 PM
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I could probably spin it into a successful social media career where I just jab at Canada constantly and get paid from hatred views and comments.

Create rivalries with famous Canadians and shit.

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CanuckCowboy
06/24/21 9:52:27 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
I don't wanna live in a world where Dave Foley is mad at me.

Agreed.



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electricbugs2
06/24/21 9:53:33 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Bud is the best. Its contextually either a total fuck off you irrelevant fuck or a term of endearment... although buds is generally the affectionate version. Lol.

It's like Canada's version of cu**
Facts its one of my most used words when people are fucking around, but also a word I use with the boys. Its such a good all purpose word.

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BilalPowell
06/24/21 10:00:52 PM
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Worth it. They'll just be impolite

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