Current Events > Quick you have $1,000 in cash to spend at your local Wal-Mart in 15 minutes.

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CosmicShadows
06/23/21 11:25:59 PM
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Would you be able to spend it all in time?


The kicker here is NO gift cards and you start from your house with the cash.

I live 20 min from my nearest wal mart. I'd be f***ed.
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RetsuZaiZen
06/23/21 11:26:28 PM
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Can I go to Target bruh? Fuck Walmart.

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UnholyMudcrab
06/23/21 11:26:32 PM
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The nearest Walmart is 30 minutes away. This is a non-starter.

Doing the math, I'd have to drive over 100mph on country roads at 10:30 at night to even make it to the door before the time expires, let along anything done inside.

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CanuckCowboy
06/23/21 11:27:40 PM
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Nah at best id get in the door of the closest one.

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GATTJT
06/23/21 11:29:03 PM
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I can understand the no gift cards thing but starting from your house is a crappy stipulation.

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NoxObscuras
06/23/21 11:29:40 PM
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The nearest Walmart is 20-30 minutes away (longer if there's traffic). No point in me even trying lol.

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The Popo
06/23/21 11:30:06 PM
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Nearest Walmart is like 7-8 minutes away. Just go there, buy the biggest TV. Buy some other big electronic if there is anything left over.

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PatrickMahomes
06/23/21 11:30:14 PM
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yeah it's easily over half an hour away for me, no dice

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Returning_CEmen
06/23/21 11:31:13 PM
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Walmart is like 6 mins drive away. I could get it done

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Son Of Spam
06/23/21 11:50:01 PM
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You'd pretty much have to be in the parking lot at the start of the challenge to get anything worthwhile. All of the good stuff is in the back, and it requires an employee to get it.

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DarthDemented
06/23/21 11:51:13 PM
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You'd wait that long just for someone to unlock a case.

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UnicornRaline
06/23/21 11:51:17 PM
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Closest Wal-Mart is like an hour away, so it wouldnt even be worth trying.

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kage_53
06/23/21 11:53:35 PM
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11 min drive. If there is a scratch ticket machine, I would spend all money there
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CE_gonna_CE
06/23/21 11:56:23 PM
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Tryin2GetDaPipe
06/23/21 11:58:10 PM
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apparently the nearest walmart here is 14 minutes away at minimum... with no traffic and the only times when there's no traffic is when the store is closed

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Naysaspace
06/23/21 11:58:34 PM
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Assuming perfect stock, I just buy a shitload of weights. And Meat.

And assuming no traffic, yes i can be to the checkout in 15 mins .
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Skurvy_1
06/24/21 12:00:26 AM
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16-BITTER posted...
I order online. Money's spent in time and I pick that shit up at my convenience
This.

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MJOLNRVII
06/24/21 12:01:38 AM
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I don't think I can make it to Wal-mart in 15 minutes, so RIP that 1K.

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catboy
06/24/21 12:02:31 AM
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Yeah like I'm gonna answer this question and have some CEman triangulate my position nice try.

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Pitlord_Special
06/24/21 12:04:54 AM
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The closest walmart is the neighborhood market like 5 minutes away so I'd just load up on beer/liquor assuming the time it takes for the cashier to check my ID, ring them up etc doesn't count against me.

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Xethuminra
06/24/21 12:05:38 AM
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Electronics
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soulunison2
06/24/21 12:05:40 AM
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Ps5 + some games + accessories its that easy
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EnigmaticGale
06/24/21 12:07:13 AM
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I could do it

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NoxObscuras
06/24/21 12:35:04 AM
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catboy posted...
Yeah like I'm gonna answer this question and have some CEman triangulate my position nice try.
It's too late. CEmen are already waiting for you to come out to play-ay



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SaquonDaGod
06/24/21 12:40:56 AM
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speeding I could get there in like 5 minutes but idk if I could get to checkout soon enough.
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Steelix500
06/24/21 12:49:42 AM
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Yeah I'm about 15+ mins away from the closest Walmart so I'm fucked
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Payzmaykr
06/24/21 12:50:56 AM
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I would have to drive like a psycho, but I could probably have five minutes to shop around if I went quick. I dont even know what Id get. Maybe something from electronics?
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Trumble
06/24/21 12:54:44 AM
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It'd take about 12 hours by plane to get to a Walmart for me. And that's ignoring time to get to an international airport.

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Unsugarized_Foo
06/24/21 12:58:39 AM
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At this hour, there is only one lane open and it takes 40 minutes to get through check out

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Bestoffuture
06/24/21 1:02:59 AM
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NoxObscuras posted...
The nearest Walmart is 20-30 minutes away (longer if there's traffic). No point in me even trying lol.


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Guerrilla Soldier
06/24/21 1:15:10 AM
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they have an electronics section, so this shouldn't be difficult

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Irony
06/24/21 1:16:13 AM
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Idk how to spend that exactly

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CADE FOSTER
06/24/21 1:16:13 AM
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a pc for a 1000 easy
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Tenmyouji
06/24/21 1:18:55 AM
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NoxObscuras posted...
The nearest Walmart is 20-30 minutes away (longer if there's traffic). No point in me even trying lol.


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xAzNPimP4LiFex
06/24/21 1:23:37 AM
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Theres no Walmart in San Francisco so Id never make it on time to the nearest one across the bridge

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Xethuminra
06/24/21 1:31:39 AM
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kirbymuncher
06/24/21 2:16:29 AM
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16-BITTER posted...
I order online. Money's spent in time and I pick that shit up at my convenience
how do you pay online in cash lol


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Flintlock_Staff
06/24/21 2:22:17 AM
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Walmart is a no go for me. I'd make it with no traffic but not with enough time to grab anything worthwhile and get through checkout. If it's target I'd have plenty of time to shop around
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Xethuminra
06/24/21 2:28:32 AM
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kirbymuncher posted...
how do you pay online in cash lol

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TheMikh
06/24/21 2:37:42 AM
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damn shame i can't just order online; they actually sell legit thinkpad batteries, and you can never have too many of those

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PMarth2002
06/24/21 2:44:06 AM
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It would probably take me well over an hour at least to walk to walmart.

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Teh_Dr_Phil
06/24/21 3:24:56 AM
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Nearest Walmart is ~10 minutes away. Run in and get a nice tv for my bedroom upstairs, whatever games I want, and a bunch of tots.

because tots fucking rule.

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CosmicShadows
06/24/21 11:03:54 AM
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Skurvy_1 posted...

This.


You people don't read the op enough. I never said anything about online ordering. That would defeat the purpose of this topic.
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KiwiTerraRizing
06/24/21 11:04:58 AM
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10 minutes away I buy I biggest tv I can get for 1000

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I Like Toast
06/24/21 11:07:15 AM
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CosmicShadows posted...
and you start from your house with the cash.

then no

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Nemu
06/24/21 11:38:55 AM
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If I drove like a psycho and literally ran into the store, I could probably get to the electronics section with enough time to hypothetically buy things but actually checking out in time would be pretty difficult.
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