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nothanks1
06/23/21 8:07:26 AM
#1:


Receptionist opens with 'hey the principal was looking for you but I told him you had to go shopping for some wires to fix a problem with me getting into the database that we had damaged wires and that you probably forgot the phone in the office and it's why he couldn't reach you"

Bless her innocent heart.
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Shotgunnova
06/23/21 8:40:14 AM
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And her name? Albertha Einstein.

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R1masher
06/23/21 8:49:53 AM
#3:


Jokes on you, she was 89 minutes late

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Rharyx211
06/23/21 8:54:47 AM
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That run-on sentence is incomprehensible.

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roos1046 Reborn
06/23/21 9:10:25 AM
#5:


You don't have a job.


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nothanks1
06/23/21 9:35:10 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
And her name? Albertha Einstein.

Big Bertha cause she got them big thighs

Rharyx211 posted...
That run-on sentence is incomprehensible.

She lied to the principal cause she knew I was late while making it seem like I was actually doing work
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E_S_M_Z
06/23/21 9:37:36 AM
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I just told the principal that was a lie. Sorry bro :(

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fan357
06/23/21 9:39:33 AM
#8:


Its nice to have someone that will cover your ass.

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nothanks1
06/23/21 2:30:04 PM
#9:


She isn't covering my ass.
She's trading.
So her computer will mysteriously 'break' when she wants to do a two hour session in the gym.
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