Current Events > hypothetical: There's a T-virus outbreak. How do you prove you're not infected?

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UnfairRepresent 06/22/21 6:47:41 PM #1:	You're walking along one night when a bloody man grabs you out of no where and squeals "OH GOD PLEASE HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!" before dying ontop of you and reawakening as a zombie. You push him off but he leaves a big red bloody dirty stain on your neck and clothes that looks like a vicious wound from a mauling. You then look around and see zombies/corpses everywhere. Fires/rubble and distant sounds of gunfire and police sirens. Oh no! IT's clear that there has been a T-Virus outbreak. You head for home when in the distance you see a group of people behind a barricade including your girlfriend. "Heeeeeeeey! [Firstname!!!!!!!!!]" she yells to you to get your attention. "He's infected! I'm sorry but we have to put him down." says a toned hispanic man called Sanchez standing next to her while raising his Remington XP100. "No wait.... If it has to be done... It should be me. He deserves that much at least." Your girlfriend says downcast while pushing Sanchez's arms down, the picking up a rifle and aiming it. "Uh-oh!" You think to yourself. Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined? How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:955321871] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>You're walking along one night when a bloody man grabs you out of no where and squeals "OH GOD PLEASE HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!" before dying ontop of you and reawakening as a zombie. You push him off but he leaves a big red bloody dirty stain on your neck and clothes that looks like a vicious wound from a mauling. You then look around and see zombies/corpses everywhere. Fires/rubble and distant sounds of gunfire and police sirens. Oh no! IT's clear that there has been a T-Virus outbreak. You head for home when in the distance you see a group of people behind a barricade including your girlfriend. "Heeeeeeeey! [Firstname!!!!!!!!!]" she yells to you to get your attention. "He's infected! I'm sorry but we have to put him down." says a toned hispanic man called Sanchez standing next to her while raising his Remington XP100. "No wait.... If it has to be done... It should be me. He deserves that much at least." Your girlfriend says downcast while pushing Sanchez's arms down, the picking up a rifle and aiming it. "Uh-oh!" You think to yourself. Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined? How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 06/22/21 6:48:55 PM #2:	I think: he's been on askreddit again <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:955321910] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>I think: he's been on askreddit again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 06/22/21 6:49:25 PM #3:	I ask my boyfriend to give me one last kiss before he kills me ofc I cant prove anything --- Pokemon HOME: JZREFLMEMXWN Number 1 Grimmsnarl Fangirl <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:955321934] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>I ask my boyfriend to give me one last kiss before he kills me ofc I cant prove anything </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gurifisu 06/22/21 6:54:15 PM #4:	Tell them my only dream is to turn into a zombie and to at the very least let me have that. --- Enter the baller zone: http://error1355.com/ce/Gurifisu.html <cite>Gurifisu posted [p:955322075] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>Tell them my only dream is to turn into a zombie and to at the very least let me have that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/23/21 5:42:26 AM #5:	Gurifisu posted... Tell them my only dream is to turn into a zombie and to at the very least let me have that. It could work --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:955337491] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>Gurifisu posted... </cite> <quote>Tell them my only dream is to turn into a zombie and to at the very least let me have that.</quote>It could work </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 06/23/21 5:51:19 AM #6:	I wipe off my neck? --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:955337591] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>I wipe off my neck? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 06/23/21 5:53:28 AM #7:	pegusus123456 posted... I wipe off my neck? with what --- Six <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:955337614] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite> <quote>I wipe off my neck?</quote>with what </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 06/23/21 5:54:39 AM #8:	viewmaster_pi posted... with what Literally anything. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:955337625] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite> <quote>with what</quote>Literally anything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/23/21 5:58:25 AM #9:	pegusus123456 posted... I wipe off my neck? I can tell you've never been covered in dried blood --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:955337673] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite> <quote>I wipe off my neck?</quote>I can tell you've never been covered in dried blood </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 06/23/21 5:58:26 AM #10:	they're gonna shoot you because they think you're a zombie, you can't just start grabbing for things --- Six <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:955337674] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>they're gonna shoot you because they think you're a zombie, you can't just start grabbing for things </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 06/23/21 6:47:47 AM #11:	Ill just consume my green herbs --- https://imgur.com/hRsG4 https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg https://imgur.com/Z4cir https://imgur.com/qEyGS https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:955338253] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>Ill just consume my green herbs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 06/23/21 6:49:19 AM #12:	UnfairRepresent posted... I can tell you've never been covered in dried blood ...and I can tell youve never been covered in blood, it doesnt dry that fast. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:955338268] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>I can tell you've never been covered in dried blood</quote>...and I can tell youve never been covered in blood, it doesnt dry that fast. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rharyx211 06/23/21 6:51:22 AM #13:	UnfairRepresent posted... says a toned hispanic man called Sanchez standing next to her This is a secret cucking topic isn't it --- Watch "Final Fantasy XV Abridged" and "Kingdom Hearts Abridged" right here! https://www.youtube.com/user/mcknett3 <cite>Rharyx211 posted [p:955338297] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>says a toned hispanic man called Sanchez standing next to her</quote>This is a secret cucking topic isn't it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WashYourHands 06/23/21 6:52:41 AM #14:	First aid spray, duh --- 20 seconds is all it takes! <cite>WashYourHands posted [p:955338308] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>First aid spray, duh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/23/21 7:24:35 AM #15:	Alteres posted... ...and I can tell youve never been covered in blood, it doesnt dry that fast. True enough but you can't just casually wipe it off like rainwater --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:955338766] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted... </cite> <quote>...and I can tell youve never been covered in blood, it doesnt dry that fast.</quote>True enough but you can't just casually wipe it off like rainwater </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 06/23/21 7:25:39 AM #16:	I don't have to be clean, just smearing it will show that it's not a bite mark. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:955338777] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>I don't have to be clean, just smearing it will show that it's not a bite mark. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 06/23/21 7:34:27 AM #18:	i can't, i'd already qualify as a fatass zombie --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:955338908] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>i can't, i'd already qualify as a fatass zombie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/24/21 6:02:57 PM #19:	Nukazie posted... i can't, i'd already qualify as a fatass zombie I don't think the T-virus creates those --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:955394940] in hypothetic... [t:79528257]...</cite> <quote>Nukazie posted... </cite> <quote>i can't, i'd already qualify as a fatass zombie</quote>I don't think the T-virus creates those </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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