Current Events > Live off A cheese Jacks Pizza (a day) for a year for $500,000

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Simple rules: you can only eat a Cheese Jack's Pizza (one a day) for a year. You can add nothing to it, you cannot season it. After enduring that, you get 500,00k. If you happen to burn one you're out of luck. You may drink what you want but nothing like broth or that can be considered food.

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*gets naked*

lets do this! you better not welch

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Fuck me up fam

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Do I have to give money to nestle

thats why I stopped buying jacks imo

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Can I drink milk or protein shakes Bro?

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I'd say that would make me fat, but there's a better chance it would make me dead.

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Not worth it.

Youd be in such poor health.

sure

this would probably be an improvement to my diet

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Unless it's vegan cheese, no.

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Whats a Jacks pizza? Never heard of it

Bleuets posted...

Whats a Jacks pizza? Never heard of it

frozen pizza brand that apparently looks like this when it comes out of the oven



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DuranOfForcena posted...

it would only be 930 calories per day, so chances are unless you are drinking a whole shitload of liquid calories, you would probably actually lose weight

There's much more to nutrition than calories.

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Oh nice, thank you. Usually Im not a fan of frozen pizza . The only brand i like of that stuff is California Pizza Kitchen.

easiest $500,000 ever

I used to buy Jack's all the time, they're cheap as hell unlike Red Baron and Digiorno but taste better than that shitty Tonys crap.

DuranOfForcena posted...

i didn't say there wasn't

in fact i already mentioned the potential for nutritional deficiency in this topic

Oops, my bad.

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trappedunderice posted...

I used to buy Jack's all the time, they're cheap as hell unlike Red Baron and Digiorno but taste better than that shitty Tonys crap.

Tony's are the absolute worst lol

And nope, I couldn't do it. Plain cheese pizza is awful and there's not enough calories or nutritional value there no matter what the toppings are.

Jacks pepperoni pizza was a staple of my diet for an entire year when I was 20. I worked the grave shift that year and nearly every morning after work I would eat a Jacks pizza along with a quart of chocolate milk. I didn't gain a pound or have any ill health effects, but I always wondered what my cholesterol levels looked like lol.

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xMythic posted...

Tony's are the absolute worst lol

And nope, I couldn't do it. Plain cheese pizza is awful and there's not enough calories or nutritional value there no matter what the toppings are.

Jacks pepperoni pizza was a staple of my diet for an entire year when I was 20. I worked the grave shift that year and nearly every morning after work I would eat a Jacks pizza along with a quart of chocolate milk. I didn't gain a pound or have any ill health effects, but I always wondered what my cholesterol levels looked like lol.

Damn thats some bad living lmao

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AirFresh posted...

You can add nothing to it, you cannot season it.

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I'll do it. It be hard and I'll skinny in the end also I can take vitamins to get the nutrients from other food.

oh hell no

As long as the bet guarantees I wont get ill from nutritional deficiencies, I'm down

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AirFresh posted...

Damn thats some bad living lmao

For real lol, that was a rough year. I don't know what was worse for my health, all the pizza or working 12-8.

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gonna have to take a lot of vitamins and supplemants cuz pizza is not great for you

500k is not worth dying of scurvy

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i would prob literally die
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it'd be tough

if i can take vitamins that'd be a huge help.

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Am I paying for it money-wise? If so then no.

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TheGoldenEel posted...

thats why I stopped buying jacks imo

That's your opinion on why you stopped doing something? You don't actually know?

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One cheese pizza is not enough for me to thrive

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That would take years off my life, no thanks.

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If I can take nutrition supplements then yes I'll do it.

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Lmfao

Your body will be screaming for nutrients by 30 days in

You'd be a shell of your former self by 180 days.

You're dead by years end.

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if you can have a years worth of soylent to replace lost nutrients sure

wackyteen posted...

Lmfao

Your body will be screaming for nutrients by 30 days in

You'd be a shell of your former self by 180 days.

You're dead by years end.

aren't you the guy who doesn't eat vegetables

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Drpooplol posted...

aren't you the guy who doesn't eat vegetables

Yeah but I'm not living off of a singular cheese pizza as my only sustenance

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I'm just saying, you should really start eating vegetables.

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If I can take vitamins (or find some vitaminy drink) I probably go for it.

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Just landed a really good job so gonna say no

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