Current Events > $10,000,000, but you look like Hitler.

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Trumble 06/14/21 4:51:38 AM #1:	$10,000,000, but you look like Hitler. Take it Leave it $10,000,000, but you look like Hitler. - Results (51 votes) Take it 64.71% (33 votes) 33 Leave it 35.29% (18 votes) 18 No matter what extents you go to to try and disguise it, people will always notice the resemblance, unless they literally can't see your face at all. It's purely visual, and you are under no obligation to act like him, likewise, people aren't going to go full bat shit crazy and think you're literally Hitler back from the dead or anything like that (other than people who would already have been likely to think that). --- The word "Trumble" is not allowed in a signature. <cite>Trumble posted [p:954984554] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote> $10,000,000, but you look like Hitler. Take it Leave it Vote View Results $10,000,000, but you look like Hitler. - Results (51 votes) Take it 64.71% (33 votes) 33 Leave it 35.29% (18 votes) 18 Show Voting Form No matter what extents you go to to try and disguise it, people will always notice the resemblance, unless they literally can't see your face at all. It's purely visual, and you are under no obligation to act like him, likewise, people aren't going to go full bat shit crazy and think you're literally Hitler back from the dead or anything like that (other than people who would already have been likely to think that). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 06/14/21 4:54:32 AM #2:	Ten million dollars? I can finally afford Rabbinical school. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:954984599] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>Ten million dollars? I can finally afford Rabbinical school. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 06/14/21 4:55:42 AM #3:	so you can't shave the little moustache? --- They don't want a hero, they just want a martyr A statue to raise <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:954984614] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>so you can't shave the little moustache? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy 06/14/21 4:56:01 AM #4:	deal lmao --- damn mods sure are really putting on some overtime tonight huh Then by that logic, real women are pixels. -Kisai <cite>catboy posted [p:954984624] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>deal lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 06/14/21 4:56:49 AM #5:	Is my name changed to Gaylord Hitler <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:954984635] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>Is my name changed to Gaylord Hitler </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 06/14/21 4:58:54 AM #6:	viewmaster_pi posted... so you can't shave the little moustache? You can, but people will still think you look like him anyway. --- The word "Trumble" is not allowed in a signature. <cite>Trumble posted [p:954984664] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite> <quote>so you can't shave the little moustache?</quote>You can, but people will still think you look like him anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 06/14/21 4:59:20 AM #7:	Kloe_Rinz posted... Is my name changed to Gaylord Hitler Not automatically, though with $10m I'm sure you could afford to do so yourself if desired. --- The word "Trumble" is not allowed in a signature. <cite>Trumble posted [p:954984668] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>Kloe_Rinz posted... </cite> <quote>Is my name changed to Gaylord Hitler</quote>Not automatically, though with $10m I'm sure you could afford to do so yourself if desired. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DravenRainrix 06/14/21 5:02:41 AM #8:	Deal. Money plus any films made about Hitler can cast me. I wonder if theres any call for Hitler Lookalikes for parties and such? --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... <cite>DravenRainrix posted [p:954984712] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>Deal. Money plus any films made about Hitler can cast me. I wonder if theres any call for Hitler Lookalikes for parties and such? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 06/14/21 5:04:55 AM #9:	nah, that moustache looks stupid to begin with. <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:954984743] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>nah, that moustache looks stupid to begin with. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 06/14/21 5:14:03 AM #10:	Does that include the deformed penis? --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:954984851] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>Does that include the deformed penis? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 06/14/21 5:17:32 AM #11:	Pretty sure if you shaved him, dyed his hair some light brown/reddish color and gave him a trendy Hollywood haircut no one would look twice at the dude. Hell, full beard, mullet and a bottle blonde dye job would do the trick too. But eww. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:954984887] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure if you shaved him, dyed his hair some light brown/reddish color and gave him a trendy Hollywood haircut no one would look twice at the dude. Hell, full beard, mullet and a bottle blonde dye job would do the trick too. But eww. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tonicpalin 06/14/21 5:42:08 AM #12:	i would get 10 mil and then start learning japanese so i can be a talento in japan. win-win to me. --- WELCOME TO PALIN'S TRAVELS-Michael Palin, 25th September 2002. https://www.palinstravels.co.uk/static-97 <cite>tonicpalin posted [p:954985158] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>i would get 10 mil and then start learning japanese so i can be a talento in japan. win-win to me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 06/14/21 5:43:31 AM #13:	heil yes --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:954985175] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>heil yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 06/14/21 3:30:03 PM #14:	DD Divine posted... Does that include the deformed penis? No, but if you already have one it doesn't heal either. --- The word "Trumble" is not allowed in a signature. <cite>Trumble posted [p:955001184] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>DD Divine posted... </cite> <quote>Does that include the deformed penis?</quote> No, but if you already have one it doesn't heal either. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BilalPowell 06/14/21 3:31:09 PM #15:	Sure I'll just say I'm a huge Charlie Chaplin fan --- Former #1 Birmingham Iron Fan. RIP AAF <cite>BilalPowell posted [p:955001222] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>Sure I'll just say I'm a huge Charlie Chaplin fan </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PepsiWithCoke 06/14/21 3:33:35 PM #16:	Time to learn German and start an acting career. --- https://imgur.com/fEKRafh https://imgur.com/hgwNfD8 https://imgur.com/cgQKJhR https://imgur.com/0CU0ivF <cite>PepsiWithCoke posted [p:955001320] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>Time to learn German and start an acting career. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Protopet 06/14/21 3:35:10 PM #17:	Sure. I'd probably grow out my hair and beard. You say people would think there's a resemblance anyway, but at least in that case it'd be clear I'm not trying to emulate his look. --- I should go. <cite>Protopet posted [p:955001381] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>Sure. I'd probably grow out my hair and beard. You say people would think there's a resemblance anyway, but at least in that case it'd be clear I'm not trying to emulate his look. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SamsungGearS2 06/14/21 3:46:13 PM #18:	$10m can pay for some serious plastic surgery to reverse it with a good chunk of coin leftover --- Devices: iPhone 12 Blue, HP Envy x360, Dell Inspiron 545S, Kindle Fire HD 10 White, 2018 Toyota Corolla LE Barcelona Red, 2017 Ford Focus ST Tuxedo Black <cite>SamsungGearS2 posted [p:955001792] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>$10m can pay for some serious plastic surgery to reverse it with a good chunk of coin leftover </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 06/14/21 3:47:09 PM #19:	SamsungGearS2 posted... $10m can pay for some serious plastic surgery to reverse it with a good chunk of coin leftover And yet, even after it, people will still think you look like Hitler. Once you take the deal there is no way you can avoid it, except by hiding your face completely. Like, you could literally get surgery to make yourself (visually appear to be) a different race from Hitler, and people would still get the feeling you "look like" him. --- The word "Trumble" is not allowed in a signature. <cite>Trumble posted [p:955001831] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>SamsungGearS2 posted... </cite> <quote>$10m can pay for some serious plastic surgery to reverse it with a good chunk of coin leftover</quote>And yet, even after it, people will still think you look like Hitler. Once you take the deal there is no way you can avoid it, except by hiding your face completely. Like, you could literally get surgery to make yourself (visually appear to be) a different race from Hitler, and people would still get the feeling you "look like" him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 06/14/21 4:06:09 PM #20:	Why not. I don't get laid as it is so might as well be rich. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:955002587] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>Why not. I don't get laid as it is so might as well be rich. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 06/14/21 4:12:21 PM #21:	Trumble posted... people aren't going to go full bat shit crazy and think you're literally Hitler back from the dead https://youtu.be/uVDKQOfDKag?t=19 --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:955002806] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>people aren't going to go full bat shit crazy and think you're literally Hitler back from the dead</quote>https://youtu.be/uVDKQOfDKag?t=19 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/14/21 4:12:49 PM #22:	BilalPowell posted... Sure I'll just say I'm a huge Charlie Chaplin fan Yeah this. Derby hat = problem solved. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:955002818] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>BilalPowell posted... </cite> <quote>Sure I'll just say I'm a huge Charlie Chaplin fan</quote>Yeah this. Derby hat = problem solved. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 06/14/21 4:17:37 PM #23:	Trumble posted... And yet, even after it, people will still think you look like Hitler. People would be like, "that dude looks like Hitler, if he had Ringo Starr's nose, and Mac Tonight's chin!" --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:955003020] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>And yet, even after it, people will still think you look like Hitler.</quote>People would be like, "that dude looks like Hitler, if he had Ringo Starr's nose, and Mac Tonight's chin!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 06/14/21 4:19:09 PM #24:	LeoRavus posted... Why not. I don't get laid as it is so might as well be rich. You'd bag tons of Republican tail. --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:955003081] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite> <quote>Why not. I don't get laid as it is so might as well be rich.</quote>You'd bag tons of Republican tail. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 06/14/21 4:20:39 PM #25:	No deal. I don't need that kind of attention. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:955003140] in $10,000,00... [t:79511689]...</cite> <quote>No deal. I don't need that kind of attention. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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