Current Events > Hypothetical: You suddenly find yourself on stage as a rock band lead singer

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UnfairRepresent 06/13/21 4:13:24 PM #1:	You're desperate for the toilet one day and creep into the back door of a large building to usurp their facilities. After doing your business you walk out into a corridor when suddenly an entourage of security guards grab you and usher you onto a stage. There's so much noise that they're not listening to anything you're saying. Clearly they're used to their charge behaving unpredictably. Suddenly the curtain goes up and you find yourself on stage as the lead singer of a popular Rock Band. Under a flurry of bright lights. The actual lead singer who is wearing extremely similar clothes to you is passed out backstage from drugs. Covered in plaster, coats and honey after attempting and partially succeeding in crashing through a wall. The other band members are so fucked up on drugs that they don't realize you're not their lead singer , so they are jamming away with gusto. The entire crowd is looking at you. Thousands of them, mostly young women. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954963403] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>You're desperate for the toilet one day and creep into the back door of a large building to usurp their facilities. After doing your business you walk out into a corridor when suddenly an entourage of security guards grab you and usher you onto a stage. There's so much noise that they're not listening to anything you're saying. Clearly they're used to their charge behaving unpredictably. Suddenly the curtain goes up and you find yourself on stage as the lead singer of a popular Rock Band. Under a flurry of bright lights. The actual lead singer who is wearing extremely similar clothes to you is passed out backstage from drugs. Covered in plaster, coats and honey after attempting and partially succeeding in crashing through a wall. The other band members are so fucked up on drugs that they don't realize you're not their lead singer , so they are jamming away with gusto. The entire crowd is looking at you. Thousands of them, mostly young women. How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 06/13/21 4:14:27 PM #2:	UnfairRepresent posted... Under s flurry <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:954963460] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Under s flurry </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoungMan 06/13/21 4:15:02 PM #3:	Rock and roll is dead --- Milky, milky, warm and tasty. Mommy, milky! Please be hasty! <cite>YoungMan posted [p:954963481] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>Rock and roll is dead </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 06/13/21 4:18:16 PM #4:	UnfairRepresent posted... usurp their facilities. --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:954963626] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>usurp their facilities.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 06/13/21 4:18:55 PM #5:	Uh, I don't know any of their lyrics. Halp --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:954963660] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>Uh, I don't know any of their lyrics. Halp </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 06/13/21 4:19:59 PM #6:	I pose like that guitarist in the picture: unmoving, awkward, frozen in time, ruining everything. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:954963705] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>I pose like that guitarist in the picture: unmoving, awkward, frozen in time, ruining everything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/13/21 4:27:19 PM #7:	R1masher posted... usurp their facilities. its what you did --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954964058] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite> <quote>usurp their facilities.</quote>its what you did </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 06/13/21 4:31:24 PM #8:	UnfairRepresent posted... its what you did no, no it is not --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:954964268] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>its what you did</quote> no, no it is not </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/13/21 4:32:22 PM #9:	R1masher posted... no, no it is not So you pissed your pants? Now you're on stage with wet pants --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954964318] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite> <quote>no, no it is not</quote>So you pissed your pants? Now you're on stage with wet pants </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 06/13/21 4:35:28 PM #10:	UnfairRepresent posted... So you pissed your pants? Now you're on stage with wet pants I usurped Fergie? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:954964449] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>So you pissed your pants? Now you're on stage with wet pants</quote> I usurped Fergie? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 06/13/21 4:56:43 PM #11:	Scream into the microphone oh geez my duodenum's acting up and run off stage. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:954965319] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>Scream into the microphone oh geez my duodenum's acting up and run off stage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/13/21 9:54:56 PM #12:	"We're no strangers to love..." <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:954975624] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>"We're no strangers to love..." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloneIBreak 06/13/21 10:00:56 PM #13:	Burst into a cover song that I know the lyrics to. Maybe work the gimmick where the crowd sings instead. --- CE's friendly neighborhood rationalist. <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:954975864] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>Burst into a cover song that I know the lyrics to. Maybe work the gimmick where the crowd sings instead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 06/13/21 10:02:42 PM #14:	bloodcurling screams from years of built up pain and frustration Some hipsters: Damn, I feel dat. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:954975922] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>bloodcurling screams from years of built up pain and frustration Some hipsters: Damn, I feel dat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 06/13/21 10:05:04 PM #15:	UnfairRepresent posted... WTF is the chick on the left doing? <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:954976008] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> </quote> WTF is the chick on the left doing?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 06/13/21 10:06:25 PM #16:	pfh1001 posted... WTF is the chick on the left doing? She's an IRL victim of one of TC's scenarios. She's doing her best. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:954976058] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>pfh1001 posted... </cite> <quote>WTF is the chick on the left doing?</quote>She's an IRL victim of one of TC's scenarios. She's doing her best. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/14/21 9:08:22 AM #17:	AloneIBreak posted... Burst into a cover song that I know the lyrics to. Maybe work the gimmick where the crowd sings instead. I! Wanna rock and roll all night! --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954988427] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>AloneIBreak posted... </cite> <quote>Burst into a cover song that I know the lyrics to. Maybe work the gimmick where the crowd sings instead.</quote>I! Wanna rock and roll all night! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 06/14/21 9:14:47 AM #18:	rick roll the rock and roll --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:954988552] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>rick roll the rock and roll </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/15/21 2:48:44 PM #19:	Nukazie posted... rick roll the rock and roll Questionmarktarius posted... "We're no strangers to love..." I guess you 2 are no strangers --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:955049979] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>Nukazie posted... </cite> <quote>rick roll the rock and roll</quote> Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>"We're no strangers to love..."</quote>I guess you 2 are no strangers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 06/15/21 3:04:15 PM #20:	pfh1001 posted... WTF is the chick on the left doing? Slyly blowing a boogie out her nostril so nobody sees it. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:955050845] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>pfh1001 posted... </cite> <quote>WTF is the chick on the left doing?</quote>Slyly blowing a boogie out her nostril so nobody sees it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 06/15/21 3:10:49 PM #21:	Turn the mic towards the crowd and let them sing it. --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:955051179] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>Turn the mic towards the crowd and let them sing it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DepreceV2 06/15/21 3:12:01 PM #22:	I walk off the stage and leave? No way in hell am I staying there --- Reminder: On March 2nd, 2021, Texas removed mask mandates and allowed 100% capacity for businesses. <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:955051236] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>I walk off the stage and leave? No way in hell am I staying there </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KalimariX8 06/15/21 3:12:40 PM #23:	Invite a fan on stage to sing the next song --- member of the sam jackson alliance Kalimari <cite>KalimariX8 posted [p:955051273] in Hypothetic... [t:79510656]...</cite> <quote>Invite a fan on stage to sing the next song </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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